Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[gatso]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202438/Hollyoaks-girls-strip-shoot-new-bikini-calendar--drenching-water-fight.html

[Laxie]

Rumbled!   

[Colchester Kev]

LOL the "Air brushing" crew have just had all leave cancelled, they are going to be working 24/7 on those pics.

[tikay]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202438/Hollyoaks-girls-strip-shoot-new-bikini-calendar--drenching-water-fight.html

Yes - that's what Ding sent me, via e-mail. Never realised it was a Daily Mail link, ugh.

I'm horrified, how can I clear my cache?

It's the newspaper equivelant of hardcore porn, I don't want to be associated with such hardcore blandage.

[kinboshi]

I decribed her as a "Brough Hiller" I'm sure she will find it complimentry.

HEAD:    Small, well chiselled in outline, well set on, forehead broad, tapering to nose.
NOSTRILS:     Large and expanding.
EYES:    Prominent, bright, mild and intelligent.
EARS:    Neatly set, well formed and small.
THROAT & JAW:     Fine, showing no signs of throatiness nor coarseness.
NECK:     Of proportionate length, giving good length
SHOULDERS:     Most important, well laid back and sloping, not too fine at withers, nor loaded at the points - a good long shoulder blade, muscles well developed.
CARCASE:     Good strong back of good outline, muscular loins, deep carcase, thick through heart, round ribbed from shoulders to flank, short and well coupled, hind quarters square and strong
FEET, LEGS AND JOINTS:    Feet of good size, round and well formed, open at heels with the characteristic blue horn, fair sloping pasterns not too long, forelegs should be straight, well placed not tied at elbows, big well formed knees, short cannon bone, plenty of good flat bone below knee (eight inches at least), great muscularity of arm.

Good thighs and second thighs, very muscular, hocks well let down and clean cut, plenty of bone below joint, hocks should not be sickle nor cow-hocked.

Oh dear, that's just so wrong.  Maria is going to be delighted with that one...

[EvilPie]

Middle one needs to eat somat.

As long as she visits Tracey immediately afterwards I have no problem with this request.

[tikay]

The tone of this Diary is slding downhill into erotica, & this must be arrested.

Here's something much more appropriate, & interesting.

[EvilPie]

The tone of this Diary is slding downhill into erotica, & this must be arrested.

Here's something much more appropriate, & interesting.

FYP. This may have involved a small amount of airbrushing......

[mondatoo]

Mrs Dingdell you've always been my favourite blondeite can i come for a visit the sameday they're coming back plz,kthxbye

Auction for the chance to be there the sameday imo

[GreekStein]

The tone of this Diary is slding downhill into erotica, & this must be arrested.

Here's something much more appropriate, & interesting.

FYP. This may have involved a small amount of airbrushing......

Nah i don't think it did Matt.

I've met her TWICE - she looks just like that.

)))))))))))

[titaniumbean]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202438/Hollyoaks-girls-strip-shoot-new-bikini-calendar--drenching-water-fight.html

WP sir.

[EvilPie]

The tone of this Diary is slding downhill into erotica, & this must be arrested.

Here's something much more appropriate, & interesting.

FYP. This may have involved a small amount of airbrushing......

Nah i don't think it did Matt.

I've met her TWICE - she looks just like that.

)))))))))))

You had a good run Cos. Back to being whooshed....

[tikay]

The tone of this Diary is slding downhill into erotica, & this must be arrested.

Here's something much more appropriate, & interesting.

FYP. This may have involved a small amount of airbrushing......

Nah i don't think it did Matt.

I've met her TWICE - she looks just like that.

)))))))))))

You had a good run Cos. Back to being whooshed....

Poor Cos. He's taken over Ding's role.

Do you think he knows who Gazza is?

[GreekStein]

The tone of this Diary is slding downhill into erotica, & this must be arrested.

Here's something much more appropriate, & interesting.

FYP. This may have involved a small amount of airbrushing......

Nah i don't think it did Matt.

I've met her TWICE - she looks just like that.

)))))))))))

You had a good run Cos. Back to being whooshed....

Poor Cos. He's taken over Ding's role.

Do you think he knows who Gazza is?

No no no I was nay whooshed.

It was the only way to get in the fact that I've met the fittest bird on TV - TWICE!

Second best moment of my life after meeting Tikay obv.

[tikay]

Note - he dodged the Gazza question.