Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[Dingdell]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

[tikay]

Religion not my strongest suit, but traditionally in nativity plays Jesus is played by a baby doll?  I think he was meant to be fairly young round about the time....

I learn something new every day.

[tikay]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

[lazaroonie]

Talking of trivia, there seemed, to my mind, to be an abnormally large number of photographs of bullfighters in those galleries. Why so? Is it suddenly popular again? And do we all share the same view that I do when the Matador gets pinned by the bull - "YES!" - ?

been to quite a few bullfights and am totally amazed at the whole spectacle. obviously i can understand peoples revulsion with it. my favourite is actually the portuguese version which is quite a bit different ('matadors' generally ride horses and is also an amazing show of horsemanship). the best bit is where some lunatic takes on the bull without any weapons. he slowly walks towards it in a straight line, taunting it, and when the bull charges him, he has to try and wrestle it to the ground, along with all his mates who are lined up behind him. sometimes it doesnt go too well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM544ttCAw0

YES!

"anything capable of arousing passion in its favor will surely raise as much passion against it"

ernest hemingway - death in the afternoon.

[Dingdell]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

[tikay]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

Seamless link there, well done.

Yes - all the way there & back today. Cwmbran, to be precise.

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

And 4 hours after I got caught, I was serving tea & bikkies to old biddies outside a Supermarket.

[lazaroonie]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

Seamless link there, well done.

Yes - all the way there & back today. Cwmbran, to be precise.

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

And 4 hours after I got caught, I was serving tea & bikkies to old biddies outside a Supermarket.

prostitution ?

[Karabiner]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

Nocturnal activities ?

[bobby1]

urinating in public?

[TightEnd]

Crimes against Golf Bunkers. You raked the wrong area?

[Dingdell]

Did it involve a golf course?

[tikay]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

Seamless link there, well done.

Yes - all the way there & back today. Cwmbran, to be precise.

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

And 4 hours after I got caught, I was serving tea & bikkies to old biddies outside a Supermarket.

prostitution ?

Serious answers only please. I rarely sell my body.

[bobby1]

Did it involve a golf course?

did you get caught mashing your niblick on a golf course?

[tikay]

Not sure if he's a Shepherd or a Wise man, or even Jesus, but here's Reecey boy, presumably in the School Nativity play. Niot sute that Jesus was into "thumbs up", but it works for me.

Thanks Maureen.

Merry Christmas Reece, & many more of them.

Obv a shepherd - those are sheep behind him - and he is wearing a tea towel on his head. Shepherds wear tea towels, wise men wear paper crowns. I thought everyone knew that???

How do you know they are sheep behind him? They don't loook like sheep to me.

My Nativity Play appearance, at the age of about 6, remains firmly in my memory - strange what sticks in the mind. I dont know who I played, but I had to scan the horizon, looking for the three wise men. Luckily, it was a non-speaking part. "I se-se-se-se-seeee n-n-n-no wi-wi-wise m-m-m-men.

Eeeerm - they have paper sheep heads on.....the clue is inthe picture....say what you see etc etc etc.

You scanning the horizon looking for 2 wise men... sound like you waiting for Tighty, Flushy and Kev to get to a Blonde meeting. Oh no wait.

I don't mean to decry the Prop-Lady's efforts, but they don't look like Sheep to me.

I didn't realise you were such an expert on sheep. Been to Wales lately?

By coincidence, about 12 years ago I got Prosecuted in Cwmbran. (And later I pleaded Guilty).

If you had 1,000 guesses as to how I fell foul of the Law (I was Guilty) you'd never get even close. Sheep were not involved, either.

Nocturnal activities ?

Typically, wily Ralph - who was the first (on blonde) to suggest that Tiger Woods car crash was linked to a domestic - gets closest so far. It did happen during the night, but, by nature, it's not necessarily a nocturnal activity, & can be done 24/7. But usually at night.

[tikay]

urinating in public?

Frequently guilty, but never been caught. Costa Coffee cups solve the problem.