Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[tikay]

Rolf Harris apparently a massive twat as well.

That'll have to do for my contribution to this great diary for today.

More than we dared expect from you, Matt, to be fair.

"Great Diary", you say?

You can be my Twat Corry.

[tikay]

Think I am up to date now, barring today. I'll respond to those tomorrow, if I may.

Now, the moment you have all been waiting for. Photos from my new camera upcoming.
 

[Claw75]

Rolf Harris apparently a massive twat as well.

That'll have to do for my contribution to this great diary for today.

I met Rolf Harris too.  he was ok imo - certainly the best of the two beardies.

[RED-DOG]

Q: What's the difference between Ron Atkinson and an elephant?


A: About 2 stone and a load of jewellery.

[JaffaCake]

Ps - The Kate stuff holds no interest, except to Team Perv, who are doubtless salivating at the mere thought. Any pair of tits seems to do the job. I'm more of a drooler.

This is the first but of sense I've read on this diary from u in a good while, u could use this as your catchphrase on 865 late night

[RED-DOG]

The London Undeground is a Wonder of the Modern World, but we keep seeing drunks messing about, what a waste.

drunken messing about on the tube is fun though

It's aimed at men, not girlies. You not got any girlie stuff to report for next door?

Tom has been chatting up that Zelda again, too. Just saying.

I wondered why he hadn't been flirting with me so much recently!

You missed your chance young lady.

[RED-DOG]

Mel Gibson. He's a tosser.

[mondatoo]

The language in here is choice to say the least, disgusting.

[Claw75]

Heather Mills.  Don't like her.  with good reason though - I'm lactose intolerant.*










*credit for this awesome joke to Matt Welcome, who headlined Trace's gig last Friday.

[RED-DOG]

The language in here is choice to say the least, disgusting.

Come over to my diary where it's a bit more civilised Ray.

[JaffaCake]

Still amuses me that Big Ron convinced the then new-to-football Karren Brady that his player at Aston Villa, Dalian Atkinson, was his son

[tikay]

So, after the absolute horror of a visit to Argos - the shopping equivelant of dining @ Nandos - I got my new camera, & had a familiarisation day with it yesterday.

As I want to do a cradle to grave thing - hopefully not literally - I'll Upload a few photos as I progress.

First, if I may so indulge, a few I posted on a low-traffic Diary earlier today, which most would have missed, & which it would be cruel to deny you.


The quality of the camera can be better seen if you have an i-Pad, & can easily "enlarge" this Swan's head - the little pinhead sized droplets of water on it's neck are all clearly visible. Quite pleased with this one, even though it is technically awful.

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Look, no shadows.

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Can anyone identify these, please?

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[gatso]

I was 0n a train that Ray Mears was on that was stuck behind a train that was blocking the route. About 2 seats away from him. its abs true that as the guard came walking passed he started to complain that there was nowhere to get a drink or a sandwich as the food bar was closed.

to be fair it was hardly a suitable environment for him to be trapping squirrels and building a fire to boil his own piss

[Claw75]

The language in here is choice to say the least, disgusting.

Come over to my diary where it's a bit more civilised Ray.

says the man who misquoted John's 'lovely ladies' as 'fit birds'

[bobby1]

I was 0n a train that Ray Mears was on that was stuck behind a train that was blocking the route. About 2 seats away from him. its abs true that as the guard came walking passed he started to complain that there was nowhere to get a drink or a sandwich as the food bar was closed.

to be fair it was hardly a suitable environment for him to be trapping squirrels and building a fire to boil his own piss

True, but for someone that can survive in some strange places a comfy train seat should have been a piece of cake.