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« Reply #45765 on: June 25, 2016, 05:29:25 AM »

On a 3 hour bubble here at $10k 6max...

THREE HOURS?

Good Lord.

You caked up, and pillaging the bubble nits? Can't stand bubble nits.

The very best of luck Patrick, get the job finished.

4.5 hours in the end . Complete joke lol
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« Reply #45766 on: June 25, 2016, 05:35:44 AM »

On a 3 hour bubble here at $10k 6max...

THREE HOURS?

Good Lord.

You caked up, and pillaging the bubble nits? Can't stand bubble nits.

The very best of luck Patrick, get the job finished.

4.5 hours in the end . Complete joke lol

Smiley

Bet you near doubled your stack with bubble pillaging though?
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« Reply #45767 on: June 25, 2016, 05:38:00 AM »

On a 3 hour bubble here at $10k 6max...

THREE HOURS?

Good Lord.

You caked up, and pillaging the bubble nits? Can't stand bubble nits.

The very best of luck Patrick, get the job finished.

4.5 hours in the end . Complete joke lol

Smiley

Bet you near doubled your stack with bubble pillaging though?

"Monkey in each, lads?"
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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« Reply #45768 on: June 25, 2016, 05:38:46 AM »

.....and 2 minutes later, we have this, after another weird scoopio.....
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« Reply #45769 on: June 25, 2016, 05:47:18 AM »


Think I had better give these hand descriptions a rest, it is starting to look a bit chirpy, which was not the intention at all.

It should get Ralph through his Weetabix though, so that'll do for now. I may restart them when I start knocking it in, unless I hit and run of course. Smiley
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« Reply #45770 on: June 25, 2016, 05:50:07 AM »


There is a woman in Seat 8 who, if I were married to her, I swear to God I would shoot myself.

Talk about moan moan man, she has moaned at the dealer, the players, the Floor, this that and the other.

Think her name is Mrs Wet Blanket.
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« Reply #45771 on: June 25, 2016, 06:05:16 AM »


Think I had better give these hand descriptions a rest, it is starting to look a bit chirpy, which was not the intention at all.

It should get Ralph through his Weetabix though, so that'll do for now. I may restart them when I start knocking it in, unless I hit and run of course. Smiley

Must admit I like your Charlie Big Bananas cash game persona.

 Cheesy

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« Reply #45772 on: June 25, 2016, 06:22:33 AM »


Jeff Duval finished 2nd for around $130,000. Not so bad, that.

Well done Mr D.
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« Reply #45773 on: June 25, 2016, 07:15:51 AM »


Think I had better give these hand descriptions a rest, it is starting to look a bit chirpy, which was not the intention at all.

It should get Ralph through his Weetabix though, so that'll do for now. I may restart them when I start knocking it in, unless I hit and run of course. Smiley

Lovely write ups Boss, but no need for the photos of chip stacks.

Next stop photos of your drink or a meal, like dreadful boring facebook people, who think we have never seen a pint or a breakfast etc.

Keep rippin.
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« Reply #45774 on: June 25, 2016, 09:05:46 AM »

Good work on the cash tables.
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« Reply #45775 on: June 25, 2016, 10:01:02 AM »

Was browsing youtube videos to try and remember the best route from McCarran to the Venetian area for when I arrive and stumbled on this video of a drive along the strip from 1988. Insane how much it has changed, thought it might be of interest for comparison if you are wandering along the strip.

#Invalid YouTube Link#

Tell the cab driver, no tunnel, take Koval.

Thanks Karma!

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« Reply #45776 on: June 25, 2016, 10:01:30 AM »


There is a woman in Seat 8 who, if I were married to her, I swear to God I would shoot myself.

Talk about moan moan man, she has moaned at the dealer, the players, the Floor, this that and the other.

Think her name is Mrs Wet Blanket.

You were lucky I had this guy in the seniors

Ok I've got ten mins while the Mrs is having her nails done on our 1 day round Vegas road trip taking in red rock canyon - red rock casino n a bit of shopping
Seat 2 in the seniors event is a smartly dressed guy in a cowboy hat with long white hair - think Chris Ferguson - and an almost zz top sized beard well groomed looked quite tidy very chatty to all
But had the vilest smelling breath - think 2/3 week old road kill type smell / really bad arse wind which kept getting huffed in my direction
He's drinking small plastic cups with beer in getting them refreshed on a regular basis
Tells us he's 68 in a whose the oldest completion round the table
He's from San Diego has a house there and in Vegas
Asks jack the Greek where he's from jack obv replies Greece
Yammas goes mr roadkillbreath
Isn't that hello he asks ?
Depends on what context you are using it in says jack
I'm fluent in 24 languages and can converse in 8 says mr roadkillbreath
Asks next guy where he's from Hawaii is the answer
aloha goes mr roadkillbreath yakshemash - or whatever goes mr Hawaii
Then he notices my I pad on the table
That shouldn't be there he goes , a card could could get stuck under it ! Can I get a ruling he goes call the floor please
Up chirps whiney Patricia seat 1 with some random comment about why do we have to have these devices / phones / I pods at the table
Fk u counts I think
So I put in my man bag hang it on my chair
By then the floor guy arrives asks what's the problem
So he tells him
Then asks him where he's from !
Costa Rica or the costa del sol is the reply
Off he goes jabbering away in Costa Rican / Spanish to him
Isn't it English only at the table I ask
He fixes me with an annoyed look and blasts me with another dose of roadkillbreath
Where am I from ? He asks
By now I'm ready to say fk off u cant
England I reply
What's my name asks Patricia
Tony
Tommy? He asks
No Toby goes Patricia
Toe knee I say again
That's an unusual name she goes
Is it I reply
Tony Curtis Tony Bennett Tony cor Leone I go there's at least 3 Tony's you may have heard of
I thought you were from Australia says Patricia
Obv you're not built for thinking I reply
She shuts up
Mr roadkillbreath attempts a mockney / fake cockney accent and says I should have a part in a James Bond film
I suggest he should play the part of the baddie called mr badhairday maybe have a manbun
A few at the table sginger
He shuts up at last for 2 minutes
Blinds 50/100 seat 9 button all in King queen obv been donking as its 2450 out of 5000 30 mins ago
Hhhmmmm goes mr roadkillbreath I think I HAVE ? To call
He rolls over ace 3 diamonds
I say did you put him on ace 2 ?? As that's al, you were beating really
Nobody hits anything so ace 3 suited is good
He thinks he's the bollox now
He Raises ace ten
ace queen jams all in n he calls 75% of his newly acquired stack off at 75/150 n loses Wp I mutter
Even squeaky annoying Patricia goes oh my

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« Reply #45777 on: June 25, 2016, 10:02:35 AM »

Brilliant stuff in the cash games Tikay, hope the crushing continues.
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« Reply #45778 on: June 25, 2016, 10:03:10 AM »

The floor man from Costa Rica / Costa del sol returns
Off goes mr roadkillbreath jabbering away in Costa Rican / Spanish
By now he's pissing off a few others
English only goes one of them
Glares n more huffing of roadkillbreath at us
I like to get to know each n every one at the table he says and to make everybody smile is my aim in life he goes
What's the difference between a poker player and a puppy ? Sooner or later the puppy stops whining he burst out laughing
Nobody at the table even smiled
1/2 mins late I go omg you're so funny
The dealer gets changed
Where are you from ? Lol
Albania says the dealer
Thank you says roadkillbreath
Yakshemash says the dealer
What's that mean asks roadkillbreath
Your welcome goes Albania
Roadkillbreath tries to pronounce it but gets it wrong
Albania says it again
This goes on at least ten X
Dealing cards out has slowed to a crawl
Mr Hawaii blows up says are you here to deal or give a language course ?
Albania the dealer shuts up
Mr roadkillbreath keeps repeating it for a bit but eventually stops / shuts up
By now I'm on monkey tilt and am ready to do tenyears for murdering him
But I bust out soon after thank fk
Truly the worst experience I've ever had at a poker table
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« Reply #45779 on: June 25, 2016, 10:11:14 AM »

Good work on the cash tables.

Thank you Vince, am still playing, actually.

The evening has gone rather well, I have run wonderfully, but am about to stand, and have some supper.

I stayed longer than planned, as our table has been graced by an old friend from Luton, George White (think that is his name) and his delightful wife, Melissa.

George is a very clever and personable man, with an unusual claim to fame, in that he wrote the original software for "chip and pin", and then developed it further such that it could apply equally to both Visa and MasterCard.

Suffice to say, he then sold the business for what we can reasonably assume was a considerable sum, and is living happily ever after on the proceeds.

Apologies, am waffling somewhat, due to the 173rd interruption to play caused by Mrs Wet Blanket arguing about trivialities. Earlier this evening, she caused play to halt for fully 40 minutes, whilst she argued with the Dealer, rejected his ruling, called Floor Bloke, rejected his ruling, called Bigger Floor Bloke, rejected his ruling, and finally called the Bigger Bigger Floor Bloke, and refused to accept his ruling too. The cause of this ferocious and marathon debate? A $2 missed big blind.

And with that, I bid you all a very good night.
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