Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[RED-DOG]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

I'm round at Maria's place. She just claimed there had been an earthquake. A lifetime ambition achieved.

Sigh.

Do I laugh or groan......?

Neither. He was groaning and she was laughing so they have it covered

[Bainn]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

I'm round at Maria's place. She just claimed there had been an earthquake. A lifetime ambition achieved.

Sigh.

Do I laugh or groan......?

Neither. He was groaning and she was laughing so they have it covered

F'naar....

[Chili]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

I'm round at Maria's place. She just claimed there had been an earthquake. A lifetime ambition achieved.

Sigh.

Do I laugh or groan......?

Neither. He was groaning and she was laughing so they have it covered

Do I throw up now or later?  Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[tikay]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

I'm round at Maria's place. She just claimed there had been an earthquake. A lifetime ambition achieved.

Pmsl! Just make sure she's winning loads online. You could take some pointers too...

She's been fixing my Lappie, & doing her brains Online. Me take some pointers? From a girlie? You jest.

I passed your message onto Norman Pace. He really is most unwell.

Enjoy Florida, both of you. I had two pals who went there for a holiday, one got attacked by a lizard, the other by a mosquito. Both died. Slowly & painfully. Shocking thing to watch the geezer die, his hair fell out & his willie shrivelled up. Shocking things those lizards.

[Bainn]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

I'm round at Maria's place. She just claimed there had been an earthquake. A lifetime ambition achieved.

Sigh.

Do I laugh or groan......?

Neither. He was groaning and she was laughing so they have it covered

Do I throw up now or later?  Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bucket passed.....

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

I'm round at Maria's place. She just claimed there had been an earthquake. A lifetime ambition achieved.

Pmsl! Just make sure she's winning loads online. You could take some pointers too...

She's been fixing my Lappie, & doing her brains Online. Me take some pointers? From a girlie? You jest.

I passed your message onto Norman Pace. He really is most unwell.

Enjoy Florida, both of you. I had two pals who went there for a holiday, one got attacked by a lizard, the other by a mosquito. Both died. Slowly & painfully. Shocking thing to watch the geezer die, his hair fell out & his willie shrivelled up. Shocking things those lizards.

PMFSL! I'll be careful

Btw, if that was to happen to me, how bad would you be feeling? lol

[Royal Flush]

lol @ people making a meal out of a minor earthquake.

Rooks if you really want to see a gator then there should be some in that lake (where in Florida are you?) so keep an eye out! The nets are most vital unless you want a gator in your pool!

[bobby1]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

I'm round at Maria's place. She just claimed there had been an earthquake. A lifetime ambition achieved.

Nice work Mr K, you must be good coz even my Mrs felt the power all the way up in Leeds.

[Dingdell]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

OK will do.

How's Florida, you lucky buggers? And 'Ling? And, if I'm really pushed, you?

Lol... Florida is good, hot, and very interesting.

I am probably the only person that goes to Florida expecting the weather to be the only thing different to the UK.. Oh, how silly am I!

Little did I know until driving back to the house last night and pulling into our driveway, that all over the garage front door is lizard things! Fast buggars too! And during the day there are mosquito's, which apparently is why they all have Air Con in the cars over here... Oh, and the house's back patio goes out onto a lake, but we have a clear netting so nothing can get through all around the patio and above, why ? i thought... Must be because of the golf course opposite.. Nope, apparently it's incase a crocodile appears!!
And the funny thing about it is, out of the Lizard, mosquito's and Crocodiles, the thing i least fear, is the crocodiles!! Infact, i would like to see one!

Ling is fine, been shopping all day today - obv! Women, eh..

She probably hasnt told you this either.. But for embarassment purposes, here goes.. Her mum is member of a country club around the corner and she was out here a few weeks ago. She speaks to the manager's of the club and they would like an english voice for there automated phone line.. You know, the "If you would like the sports department, press 1" etc.. Well, kindly, her mum volunteered her! So now, at some point this week, she has this long script that she has to do for there phone line! We popped in there today to pick up our memberships and they already love our accents lol, how strange!

Err, and me, yeah im fine.

This sounds just like the place I stayed at last year. Great club house with an enormous bar/breakfast room overlooking the course and about 5 tv's all showing different sports channels. Lovely houses with loads of space and a great mini bar and golf carts to carry you where ever you want if you can't be bothered to walk?

Beware of the gaitors, they come out at night!

Have a great time you lucky blighter!

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Lol, i'll keep my eye out for the gators and will cut a few holes in the nets! lol..

Ding, its Boynton Beach, far from where you was?

[Colchester Kev]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

OK will do.

How's Florida, you lucky buggers? And 'Ling? And, if I'm really pushed, you?

Lol... Florida is good, hot, and very interesting.

I am probably the only person that goes to Florida expecting the weather to be the only thing different to the UK.. Oh, how silly am I!

Little did I know until driving back to the house last night and pulling into our driveway, that all over the garage front door is lizard things! Fast buggars too! And during the day there are mosquito's, which apparently is why they all have Air Con in the cars over here... Oh, and the house's back patio goes out onto a lake, but we have a clear netting so nothing can get through all around the patio and above, why ? i thought... Must be because of the golf course opposite.. Nope, apparently it's incase a crocodile appears!!
And the funny thing about it is, out of the Lizard, mosquito's and Crocodiles, the thing i least fear, is the crocodiles!! Infact, i would like to see one!

Ling is fine, been shopping all day today - obv! Women, eh..

She probably hasnt told you this either.. But for embarassment purposes, here goes.. Her mum is member of a country club around the corner and she was out here a few weeks ago. She speaks to the manager's of the club and they would like an english voice for there automated phone line.. You know, the "If you would like the sports department, press 1" etc.. Well, kindly, her mum volunteered her! So now, at some point this week, she has this long script that she has to do for there phone line! We popped in there today to pick up our memberships and they already love our accents lol, how strange!

Err, and me, yeah im fine.

I did offer to do the "voicemail" thing for Ling ... I even offered a draft of my script.

It was all going well until she got to this bit ...

"Press 1 you mug, I told you that at the bleedin start .. and if you press hash to hear the bloody instructions again I'm gonna come round your house and ram that phone up your fat, elastic waisted trouser, covered arse"


I cant believe i never got the gig

[boldie]

Pass on best wishes to Norman for us please Tikay, speedy recovery lets hope... cheers..

OK will do.

How's Florida, you lucky buggers? And 'Ling? And, if I'm really pushed, you?

Lol... Florida is good, hot, and very interesting.

I am probably the only person that goes to Florida expecting the weather to be the only thing different to the UK.. Oh, how silly am I!

Little did I know until driving back to the house last night and pulling into our driveway, that all over the garage front door is lizard things! Fast buggars too! And during the day there are mosquito's, which apparently is why they all have Air Con in the cars over here... Oh, and the house's back patio goes out onto a lake, but we have a clear netting so nothing can get through all around the patio and above, why ? i thought... Must be because of the golf course opposite.. Nope, apparently it's incase a crocodile appears!!
And the funny thing about it is, out of the Lizard, mosquito's and Crocodiles, the thing i least fear, is the crocodiles!! Infact, i would like to see one!

Ling is fine, been shopping all day today - obv! Women, eh..

She probably hasnt told you this either.. But for embarassment purposes, here goes.. Her mum is member of a country club around the corner and she was out here a few weeks ago. She speaks to the manager's of the club and they would like an english voice for there automated phone line.. You know, the "If you would like the sports department, press 1" etc.. Well, kindly, her mum volunteered her! So now, at some point this week, she has this long script that she has to do for there phone line! We popped in there today to pick up our memberships and they already love our accents lol, how strange!

Err, and me, yeah im fine.

I did offer to do the "voicemail" thing for Ling ... I even offered a draft of my script.

It was all going well until she got to this bit ...

"Press 1 you mug, I told you that at the bleedin start .. and if you press hash to hear the bloody instructions again I'm gonna come round your house and ram that phone up your fat, elastic waisted trouser, covered arse"


I cant believe i never got the gig

lol

[Claw75]

I'm gonna come round your house and ram that phone up your fat, elastic waisted trouser, covered arse"

oooooo - hark at him now he's all skinny

[Royal Flush]

Do me a favour rook's go to WPB on the weekend and try out the monkey club on Clematis, so much fun! In fact anywhere on Clematis is a laugh

[technolog]

I'm gonna come round your house and ram that phone up your fat, elastic waisted trouser, covered arse"

oooooo - hark at him now he's all skinny

Poacher-turned-gamekeeper scum.