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« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2007, 02:12:32 PM »

Joe,

My mate's girlfriend's brother in law has got a mate who codes the crypto software. He says that it's def not random. They code it so that new players win more pots than they should to keep them playing at the site. Also hands like your's where all the money's gonna go in on the flop so that they rake in up to £27 a pot. Also if you cashout you get screwed for a while cos they want to keep the money in their bank account not give it out to the players.

Anyway he said for a 10K a month bung he can code it so you never get a bad beat and if you get your money in behind you will suckout 72% of the time. I only play low stakes for fun so it's not worth me doing it but it would prob be worthwhile for a high stakes player like yourself. Shoot us a PM if you wanna talk to the guy.





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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2007, 02:36:01 PM »

Hands like this HAVE to happen if the card distribution is random. If they never happened, it wouldn't be random. It's not even the worst bad beat or coldeck I've personally ever seen.

% of winning players in online poker = small.

% of winning players who think online poker is rigged = practically 0.

Cashout curse, action hands, rigged cards...write all your theories down taking great care and attention to include every last detail, and delineate your reasoning carefully, then take the wad of paper you've just written on, throw it in a dustbin, pour petrol over the top and lob a match at it.

When it's finished burning, unzip your flies and urinate over the ashes.

You'll feel a massive sense of relief! (especially if you needed to take a slash)
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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2007, 03:12:22 PM »

It's not even the worst bad beat or coldeck I've personally ever seen.
Saw a pretty darn nasty one on Sky the other night when I was in the studio.
I can't remember the exact details but one guy held something like  the other held 
Flop came something like
      x

turn was a 
rive came  giving one player  and the other a royal flush  !

Cards and order might be slightly wrong as I was busy donking away to a mighty 266th place but you get the idea that the poor guy with quads must have thought he was onto a winner!

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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2007, 06:02:52 PM »


And people are wondering why the numbers on Crypto are going down

Why do people continually blame the software when they get outdrawn, but never when they suck out ?

Im blaming the software for NOT being random, thats my only point.

Yeah i know what you mean, I mean look at this hand, rigged totally.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=12519.0

Thats totally out of context and uncalled for.


Joe, this is not trolling, winding you up or being disrespectful but you should never ever play online poker again if you think that sites arent random.
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« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2007, 07:08:54 PM »


And people are wondering why the numbers on Crypto are going down

Why do people continually blame the software when they get outdrawn, but never when they suck out ?

Im blaming the software for NOT being random, thats my only point.

Yeah i know what you mean, I mean look at this hand, rigged totally.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=12519.0

Thats totally out of context and uncalled for.


Joe, this is not trolling, winding you up or being disrespectful but you should never ever play online poker again if you think that sites arent random.

I agree 100% but hands like this take some believing!!!
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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2007, 07:19:07 PM »

I love it when there are people typing rigged in the chatbox it shows they have 0 intelligence and will be easy pickings Smiley.
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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2007, 05:08:23 PM »

I love it when there are people typing rigged in the chatbox it shows they have 0 intelligence and will be easy pickings Smiley.

Oh, Ok. i love it when people total drift away from the point and start creating assumptions because that really shows intelligence or lack of it!!!
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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2007, 05:29:31 PM »

Online poker IS rigged. Dont you guys have the starting hands code?













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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2007, 05:43:06 PM »

I love it when there are people typing rigged in the chatbox it shows they have 0 intelligence and will be easy pickings Smiley.

Oh, Ok. i love it when people total drift away from the point and start creating assumptions because that really shows intelligence or lack of it!!!

I was not having a go at you and i'm sorry if it came across that way. Your hand is funny agreed. I'm just saying alot of people who come out with the rigged comments are players who play compulsively, tilt, and lack a fundamental understanding of probability.
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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2007, 07:30:35 PM »

I love it when there are people typing rigged in the chatbox it shows they have 0 intelligence and will be easy pickings Smiley.

Oh, Ok. i love it when people total drift away from the point and start creating assumptions because that really shows intelligence or lack of it!!!

I was not having a go at you and i'm sorry if it came across that way. Your hand is funny agreed. I'm just saying alot of people who come out with the rigged comments are players who play compulsively, tilt, and lack a fundamental understanding of probability.

ok, sorry. and I agree entirely
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« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2007, 12:22:53 AM »

live poker is rigged after monday i have to beleive it

online poker cant be rigged i have met too many programers none are bright enough to rig the game
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« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2007, 05:02:09 PM »

http://www.runittwice.com/viewgame.aspx?id=AJBQELE2064570


And people are wondering why the numbers on Crypto are going down

If indeed people are wondering about that do you have a plausible explanation?


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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2007, 05:43:57 PM »

Joe, this is not trolling, winding you up or being disrespectful but you should never ever play online poker again if you think that sites arent random.

I agree 100% but hands like this take some believing!!!

Why does it?

There are 52 cards in a deck. In every hand they come out in some order. In your hand they came out in some order.

Maybe you should have edited the animation so there were four King of diamonds, then we'd have something to discuss.
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« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2009, 05:50:28 AM »

Another strummer classic
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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2010, 04:46:29 PM »

Another strummer classic

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