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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2007, 04:07:02 PM »

Best thing i ever done and it was painless enough, Couple of asprin and i was fine after it, although when he sutured the snipped tubes it did smell like burgers.

A word to the wise also, Do not bathe for too long and try to remove your own stitches, i did that and the wounds opened up again and i could see a ball ready to pop out! 

that scared me ....

ffs leave it out, i'm in front of my computer crying just reading that!

so was I...with laughter admittedly..
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« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2007, 04:30:56 PM »

Brings back painfull memories ..................

ANYONE who says it doesnt hurt is a liar plain and simple!!

You have 2 great big f**k off needles stuck into your ball bag!
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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2007, 05:19:17 PM »

NEVER... GONNA... HAPPEN!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2007, 05:41:18 PM »

Brings back painfull memories ..................

ANYONE who says it doesnt hurt is a liar plain and simple!!

You have 2 great big f**k off needles stuck into your ball bag!
yeah thats why they give you anesthetic , i never felt any pain, yes you are a bit sore and tender after the op,thought that goes without saying,even that was ok as i just lay on sofa for 2 days resting, which is best thing to do, but the op was a doddle,i never looked what they where up to down there as a small screen was put on top of my stomache, chatted to a nurse all the way through,i never have a problem at the dentist either ,nothing to do with trying to be hard, but if your thinking of 2 f**k needles stuck in my ball bag , its going to be a lot worse than what it is. if you come out of hospital and do anything physical ,yes you could be in agony for months, hospital tells people this,its up to them,
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« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2007, 06:33:10 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2007, 06:34:16 PM »

NEVER... GONNA... HAPPEN!!!!

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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2007, 07:06:29 PM »

You betcha 
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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2007, 07:15:20 PM »

I was thinking about doing this 2008.

really looking forward to it now  scared
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« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2007, 07:23:06 PM »

This is just a sneaky way of stopping stupid people from breeding.
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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2007, 07:26:21 PM »

quick update


as you all might imagine i had the op this morning...was relatively painless..but obviously very very uncomfortable....

I only swore once and apologised.....but i was told the anesthestic has only one hour till it wears off

so quickly,me and the missus in the car with the soul intention of making it str8 up the road...but alas.....'I'll just pop in the shops get something for our breakfast'....says she

no problem..says I....still in a fully numbed up state..

but during the course of her expedition,succesful may i add..tatty scones and square sausages the pain started to hit home......boy oh boy...

condition RED...got her sharpish in the car and after swearing at white van driver to GTF outta ma way we were once again on the final lap...

condition PURPLE  now....starting to feel sick..sicker.......whoa..stop the car ( im driving )..then i fainted...lol

my missus ( nurse now ) brought  me round..of course the 1st words from me 'where am I?'..I really had no clue...got my bearings..opened the door and was violently sick...gave her a right fright..thought i had passed on....

anyway im fully icepacked up/doped up on pills for the night and thx for the responses

all in all a marvelous experience to which i heartily recommend to all the gentlemen of blonde
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« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2007, 07:50:25 PM »

seriously, this thread should have a warning in the title and we need a throwing up smiley please.
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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2007, 07:53:06 PM »

As my dad always said."The snip is for Catholics and guys who cheat on their wife" Wink
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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2007, 08:04:00 PM »

My next door neighbour had the snip as a surprise birthday present for his wife Huh?  With in a year she had run off with a rugger player. 
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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2007, 09:14:29 PM »

As my dad always said."The snip is for Catholics and guys who cheat on their wife" Wink

Hmmmm  now i know why he was so eager , he must be catholic 
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« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2007, 09:26:08 PM »

As my dad always said."The snip is for Catholics and guys who cheat on their wife" Wink

Hmmmm  now i know why he was so eager , he must be catholic 

 
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