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« on: December 21, 2007, 01:32:10 AM »

And it landed butter side up  Cool
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 01:35:39 AM »

Mine landed on its side, cartwheeled under the fridge where it short circuited the power, skidded back out (Dana fell over it) and then came to rest butter side down under the table where the cat ate it.*







*Only the last part true.
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 01:36:58 AM »

lol
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 01:41:34 AM »

And it landed butter side up  Cool

Golden  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 05:49:57 AM »

In my house Tom, u drop your toast and its whisked away in mid air by one hungry Labrador or 3 ravenous Greyhounds. Wink
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2007, 07:32:59 AM »

And it landed butter side up  Cool


did you eat it? Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2007, 09:00:44 AM »

And it landed butter side up  Cool


did you eat it? Smiley

Obviously!
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2007, 09:49:19 AM »

Being a Jock,

I dropped mine and it hit me on the back of the head as I bent down to pick it up.

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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 10:48:50 AM »

Avoid the chance of dropped toast landing butterside down by applying the spread AFTER it lands.

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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2007, 02:23:52 PM »

And it landed butter side up  Cool

You run sooooo good.   


Mine landed on its side, cartwheeled under the fridge where it short circuited the power, skidded back out (Dana fell over it) and then came to rest butter side down under the table where the cat ate it.*


*Only the last part true.

Family are giving me strange looks right now...as I clean the monitor...and clear the tea from me nose.  Cheers!
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2007, 04:55:24 PM »

And it landed butter side up  Cool

You run sooooo good.   


Mine landed on its side, cartwheeled under the fridge where it short circuited the power, skidded back out (Dana fell over it) and then came to rest butter side down under the table where the cat ate it.*


*Only the last part true.

Family are giving me strange looks right now...as I clean the monitor...and clear the tea from me nose.  Cheers!

but only because you're drinking tea, right?
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2007, 09:26:01 AM »

Come on guys, 378 views on this thread and only one of you has congratulated me on dropping my toast butter side up.


 
















































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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2007, 10:12:21 AM »

that's cuz you ain't down with da clique LDO

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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2007, 10:16:27 AM »

Probably would have been funny a week ago
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2007, 10:39:28 AM »

Probably would have been funny a week ago

I don't have your comic timing.

Ah well, nothing lost. It's only a joke.
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