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« on: December 22, 2007, 10:31:39 PM »
(1) Can cows run and if so, how fast?

(2) Is it possible to ride a cow?

(3) Is it true that cows can go upstairs but not down them? What's that all about?
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2007, 10:33:23 PM »
funny fact, Cows spelled backwards is swoc
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2007, 10:34:41 PM »
No idea, any sheep questions?
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2007, 10:36:58 PM »
1) I have seen a cow run. It was slow though as at the time it was chasing me and I was quicker. I was chasing my family dog, who had slipped the lead. The dog was much quicker than me

2) That's anudder story. I would imagine so
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2007, 10:37:26 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on December 22, 2007, 10:31:39 PM

(2) Is it possible to ride a cow?


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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2007, 10:38:34 PM »
Mmmooooooo must be having a laugh posting this thread...
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2007, 10:38:42 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on December 22, 2007, 10:31:39 PM
(1) Can cows run and if so, how fast?  40 knots

(2) Is it possible to ride a cow?  Yes but illegal outside East Anglia

(3) Is it true that cows can go upstairs but not down them? What's that all about?  true but the East Anglian farmers like making snuff movies
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2007, 10:44:55 PM »
lol Tighty running after a dog being chased by a cow Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2007, 10:46:20 PM »
Quote from: Silo Graham on December 22, 2007, 10:44:55 PM
lol Tighty running after a dog being chased by a cow Cheesy

im sooooooooo glad i wasnt the only one pissing himself laughing at that image Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2007, 10:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Silo Graham on December 22, 2007, 10:44:55 PM
lol Tighty running after a dog being chased by a cow Cheesy

Yeah, I was told it was quite a sight

Will no doubt be mentioned AGAIN over Xmas!
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2007, 10:49:38 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on December 22, 2007, 10:46:30 PM
Quote from: Silo Graham on December 22, 2007, 10:44:55 PM
lol Tighty running after a dog being chased by a cow Cheesy

Yeah, I was told it was quite a sight

Will no doubt be mentioned AGAIN over Xmas!

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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2007, 10:50:16 PM »
in my experience a cow is a type of bull. bulls can run after spaniards, americans ride bulls and 3 is daleks I think
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2007, 10:51:15 PM »
Why was he in the field in the first place? Get some porn!
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2007, 10:51:56 PM »
Quote from: gatso on December 22, 2007, 10:50:16 PM
in my experience a cow is a type of bull. bulls can run after spaniards, americans ride bulls and 3 is daleks I think

Daleks! 
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2007, 10:53:13 PM »
Quote from: gatso on December 22, 2007, 10:50:16 PM
in my experience a cow is a type of bull. bulls can run after spaniards, americans ride bulls and 3 is daleks I think

a cow if a heifer not a type of bull!!

but yes, cows DEFINITELY run

Slowly

but threateningly nonetheless
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