My daughter Sadie

[Doobs]

I have devoped a habit over the years of just saying the letter "F" rather than swearing.  The other day when confronted by some appaling driving I went "JFC".   My eldest pipes up, what does JFC mean?  So I said well the first word is Jesus, you can guess the rest.

She replies "Jesus Fucking *****?" 

Oh dear... Lol.

oh, it kind of spoils it if it gets starred out.  Don't think I need to worry too much about swearing in front of them anymore.  The missing word rhymes with punt for those confused.

[Pokerpops]

I have devoped a habit over the years of just saying the letter "F" rather than swearing.  The other day when confronted by some appaling driving I went "JFC".   My eldest pipes up, what does JFC mean?  So I said well the first word is Jesus, you can guess the rest.

She replies "Jesus Fucking *****?" 

Oh dear... Lol.

oh, it kind of spoils it if it gets starred out.  Don't think I need to worry too much about swearing in front of them anymore.  The missing word rhymes with punt for those confused.

PMSL

We shouldn’t laugh but it’s hard not to.

How old is she?

[Doobs]

I have devoped a habit over the years of just saying the letter "F" rather than swearing.  The other day when confronted by some appaling driving I went "JFC".   My eldest pipes up, what does JFC mean?  So I said well the first word is Jesus, you can guess the rest.

She replies "Jesus Fucking *****?" 

Oh dear... Lol.

oh, it kind of spoils it if it gets starred out.  Don't think I need to worry too much about swearing in front of them anymore.  The missing word rhymes with punt for those confused.

PMSL

We shouldn’t laugh but it’s hard not to.

How old is she?

She is just gone 14, so at the prime age for learning a new language.

[RED-DOG]

I was walking through a field of cows with Mrs Red & our Granddaughter. We had the dog with us so the cows were following us with their heads lowered, as cows do.

"Do you know" Said my Granddaughter nervously, "that cows kill more people than sharks?"

Mrs Red pipes up, "I didn't know cows killed sharks"