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« Reply #285 on: April 24, 2019, 01:55:24 PM »

Mrs Red "Check out my new plug in orange juice sprayer".


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Daughter "What a time to be alive"
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« Reply #286 on: June 29, 2019, 06:34:24 PM »



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« Reply #287 on: July 03, 2019, 07:44:16 PM »

"Mr Djokoviv is challenging the call, the ball was called out".

Mrs Red: "If he's right does that man have to say sorry?"
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« Reply #288 on: August 26, 2019, 04:07:26 PM »

Mrs Red's insult, reserved for a special few. I've herd it loads of times over the years but today for some reason I actually listened to the words and they made me laugh.



"That stinking drawered bitch".
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« Reply #289 on: August 27, 2019, 12:54:51 PM »

Me: "I just took a photo of the fan and a shutter speed of 1/400 didn't freeze the movement, what does that prove?"""

Mrs Red: "Do I really need to answer?"
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« Reply #290 on: November 19, 2019, 09:23:18 PM »

Reds post on the TTPYO thread got me remembering that on a visit to the cinema my then 4 year old son asked for some cock porn from the young blushing lady who served us.
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« Reply #291 on: November 19, 2019, 09:49:09 PM »

Me: "I just took a photo of the fan and a shutter speed of 1/400 didn't freeze the movement, what does that prove?"""

Mrs Red: "Do I really need to answer?"

Haha, that's just a perfect answer
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« Reply #292 on: February 03, 2020, 11:27:03 AM »

Me: Shows Mrs Red some dramatic footage of yesterday's terrorist attack, filmed by some bloke from a second floor bedroom.


Mrs Red" OMG! Look at the state if his window sill.
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« Reply #293 on: March 05, 2020, 12:03:04 PM »

Me: (rummaging through my underwear drawer) "I can't decide which of these underpants turn you on the most".

Mrs Red: "I like the ones without the skid-marks".
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« Reply #294 on: May 30, 2020, 01:46:46 PM »

Mrs Red lectures me about leaving the sink and nail brush dirty as she wipes it down.

"All you have to do is rub your wet hands over the sink and rinse the nail brush under the tap"

Me: "You know your problem don't you?"

Mrs R: No.

Me: You haven't got a wife.




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