Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

Quote from: RED-DOG on May 16, 2011, 05:20:32 PM

« Reply #12420 on: May 16, 2011, 06:06:20 PM »

Can I just take this opportunity to invite people to post their favourite poetry etc on here.

The benefits will be twofold.

1: It will please me.

2: It will piss Tony off. (He's a philistine)

I enjoy poetry as much as I enjoy eye-bleed Hand Histories.

Each to their own, though.

Now I have to find a way to read Red's otherwise splendid Diary, but dodge all this poetry stuff.

Poem filter anyone?


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« Reply #12421 on: May 16, 2011, 06:09:48 PM »

See ^^


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Quote from: Laxie on May 16, 2011, 05:51:26 PM

« Reply #12422 on: May 16, 2011, 06:18:59 PM »

Quote from: RED-DOG on May 16, 2011, 05:26:02 PM

Why, when someone wants to tell us that a thought has just entered their head do they always use the phrase, "Springs to mind".

Is "Springs to mind" the only thing that ever springs to mind?

Also. Do thoughts actually enter our heads, or are they already in there waiting to come out?

I never say "Springs to mind."

"It just hit me" is the standard Laxie phrase.

I tried to do a search to see if you had said it, but the searching oojackamapivvy wouldn't work.


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« Reply #12423 on: May 16, 2011, 06:30:29 PM »

A basque-wearing blonde named Claire
Has a penchant for betting with air.
She says that it works
With most of the jerks
Who assume that she has a big pair.


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« Reply #12424 on: May 16, 2011, 06:32:33 PM »

although i'm not sure that sticking one on for my annual 'wearing of a dress' is enough to qualify me as 'basque-wearing'


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« Reply #12425 on: May 16, 2011, 06:42:12 PM »

A basque-wearing blonde named Claire
Has a penchant for betting with air.
She says that it works
With most of the jerks
Who assume that she has a big pair.

Wordsworth Shmerdsworth.

That's excellent Ralph. Pity Tony can't appreciate such talent.

(By appreciate talent, I mean the poem, not Claire's tits)


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« Reply #12426 on: May 16, 2011, 06:46:43 PM »

A basque-wearing blonde named Claire
Has a penchant for betting with air.
She says that it works
With most of the jerks
Who assume that she has a big pair.

Wordsworth Shmerdsworth.

That's excellent Ralph. Pity Tony can't appreciate such talent.

(By appreciate talent, I mean the poem, not Claire's tits)

What's wrong with her tits ?


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« Reply #12427 on: May 16, 2011, 06:48:16 PM »

A basque-wearing blonde named Claire
Has a penchant for betting with air.
She says that it works
With most of the jerks
Who assume that she has a big pair.

Wordsworth Shmerdsworth.

That's excellent Ralph. Pity Tony can't appreciate such talent.

(By appreciate talent, I mean the poem, not Claire's tits)

What's wrong with her tits ?

I have no idea, but I am prepared to do an independent assessment.


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Quote from: RED-DOG on May 16, 2011, 06:48:16 PM

« Reply #12428 on: May 16, 2011, 06:49:51 PM »

A basque-wearing blonde named Claire
Has a penchant for betting with air.
She says that it works
With most of the jerks
Who assume that she has a big pair.

Wordsworth Shmerdsworth.

That's excellent Ralph. Pity Tony can't appreciate such talent.

(By appreciate talent, I mean the poem, not Claire's tits)

What's wrong with her tits ?

I have no idea, but I am prepared to do an independent assessment.

Report Back please.


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« Reply #12429 on: May 16, 2011, 06:51:42 PM »

A basque-wearing blonde named Claire
Has a penchant for betting with air.
She says that it works
With most of the jerks
Who assume that she has a big pair.

Wordsworth Shmerdsworth.

That's excellent Ralph. Pity Tony can't appreciate such talent.

(By appreciate talent, I mean the poem, not Claire's tits)

What's wrong with her tits ?

tikay already appreciates them.

from afar.


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Quote from: Claw75 on May 16, 2011, 06:51:42 PM

« Reply #12430 on: May 16, 2011, 06:53:36 PM »

A basque-wearing blonde named Claire
Has a penchant for betting with air.
She says that it works
With most of the jerks
Who assume that she has a big pair.

Wordsworth Shmerdsworth.

That's excellent Ralph. Pity Tony can't appreciate such talent.

(By appreciate talent, I mean the poem, not Claire's tits)

What's wrong with her tits ?

tikay already appreciates them.

from afar.

Phew!


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Quote from: RED-DOG on May 16, 2011, 05:31:45 PM

« Reply #12431 on: May 16, 2011, 07:13:04 PM »

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Bipolar dog

Great clip, but really quite sad in a way.

Presume the dog just has a tick of some sort and doesn't recognise it as his own leg. Wouldn't fancy nicking his treat any way.

Yes. the saddest thing is the dogs attitude to it's food.

I always put my hands in my puppies food bowl while they're eating. They soon learn to accept it, realise that I'm not going to take any, and never grow up with food guarding "Issues"

I was thinking exactly the same.

If I go near my dog when he's eating he knows it's for me to give him more or to swap for something better, never to take it away.

Seeing any dog do that really isn't a laughing matter especially when one of the kids goes near it's bone.

Rather than putting your hand in the bowl Tom have you ever tried hand feeding?

It's a great way to build a bond with a dog if it knows that every morsel of food it gets comes directly from you.


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« Reply #12432 on: May 16, 2011, 07:19:16 PM »

Hand feeding, yes, and teaching not to take food from the kids or touch someone's plate if they happen to put it on the floor, just didn't want to go into a full blown sermon. Wink


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Quote from: RED-DOG on May 16, 2011, 05:45:39 PM

« Reply #12433 on: May 16, 2011, 07:24:55 PM »

Jaberwocky. Lewis Carroll at his surreal best. Carroll is not really a poet as such, but here he rivals the great Edward Lear.

Random fact: Alice in Wonderland is actually a satire of modern (at the time) mathematics.


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