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« Reply #14490 on: December 03, 2011, 12:14:50 PM »

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Red haz brown dog again!!!  Well done Mr. Fix-It.
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« Reply #14491 on: December 03, 2011, 12:20:06 PM »

OK Mr Jack 'Clever Clogs' techno. Let's see you make this one red.



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« Reply #14492 on: December 03, 2011, 12:35:54 PM »

I've always fancied the job of thinking up headlines for news stories. So as an occasional fun excercise, I'd like people to post links to news stories with a suggested alternative headline. Then anyone else who wants to can have a go

 
So this is the original headline.

Puffin found at hospital sex clinic in Winchester dies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16016898



And this is my suggested alternitive.


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« Reply #14493 on: December 03, 2011, 12:40:44 PM »

Quietly giggling.....brace yerself.


(not a news headline post btw)
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« Reply #14494 on: December 03, 2011, 12:45:34 PM »

OK Mr Jack 'Clever Clogs' techno. Let's see you make this one red.





It's not e'er so clever, just thought you deserved a namesake dog so loaded it into GIMP (free graphics program) and used the 'Fill' tool to fill the relevant areas with a nice, bright red.
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« Reply #14495 on: December 03, 2011, 12:46:46 PM »

 
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« Reply #14496 on: December 03, 2011, 12:53:25 PM »

Puffin, puffed out.
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« Reply #14497 on: December 03, 2011, 12:55:03 PM »

Puffin, puffed out.

 Cheesy
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« Reply #14498 on: December 03, 2011, 01:32:25 PM »

fyp:
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« Reply #14499 on: December 03, 2011, 01:35:23 PM »

fyp:

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« Reply #14500 on: December 03, 2011, 01:49:16 PM »

So the seed was gone from the teasel again. I replaced it and watched carefully from the window.

Kizzy, curious to see what I'm up to, stands on her hind legs and reaches up the sniff the top plant. It bends over to about 60°. When she lets go, it springs upright, flinging the seed across the lawn....
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« Reply #14501 on: December 03, 2011, 01:50:15 PM »

So the seed was gone from the teasel again. I replaced it and watched carefully from the window.

Kizzy, curious to see what I'm up to, stands on her hind legs and reaches up the sniff the top plant. It bends over to about 60°. When she lets go, it springs upright, flinging the seed across the lawn....

She's such a helpful wee soul.
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« Reply #14502 on: December 03, 2011, 01:53:55 PM »

So the seed was gone from the teasel again. I replaced it and watched carefully from the window.

Kizzy, curious to see what I'm up to, stands on her hind legs and reaches up the sniff the top plant. It bends over to about 60°. When she lets go, it springs upright, flinging the seed across the lawn....

She's such a helpful wee soul.

I think the riddle of the missing seed is solved.

I'm no longer excited.

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« Reply #14503 on: December 03, 2011, 04:53:04 PM »

So the seed was gone from the teasel again. I replaced it and watched carefully from the window.

Kizzy, curious to see what I'm up to, stands on her hind legs and reaches up the sniff the top plant. It bends over to about 60°. When she lets go, it springs upright, flinging the seed across the lawn....

She's such a helpful wee soul.

I think the riddle of the missing seed is solved.

I'm no longer excited.



Sorry, couldn't resist Smiley
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« Reply #14504 on: December 03, 2011, 05:02:43 PM »

I look like I'm embarrassed now.
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