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« Reply #8310 on: February 13, 2010, 12:24:20 AM »

Well me back's no better. In fact, it's worse if anything, and it's spreading to my neck.

Lamentable lack of sympathy on this thread imo.

My knee is worse than your back.

Not to me it isn't. Now, Can you lendz a monkey til I get straight?

Behave, or I'll give you a straightener.

Does Mrs Red care about my knee? I care about her dirty dishes, it's only fair.

Mrs Red says, (and I quote) "I don't give a shiny shite about his knee"
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« Reply #8311 on: February 13, 2010, 12:26:29 AM »

Well me back's no better. In fact, it's worse if anything, and it's spreading to my neck.

Lamentable lack of sympathy on this thread imo.

My knee is worse than your back.

Not to me it isn't. Now, Can you lendz a monkey til I get straight?

Behave, or I'll give you a straightener.

Does Mrs Red care about my knee? I care about her dirty dishes, it's only fair.

Mrs Red says, (and I quote) "I don't give a shiny shite about his knee"

That means she does a bit. You have to decode female-speak, see?

Anyway, I'm going to bed now. Don't suppose I'll sleep, you know, the searing pain & that.
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« Reply #8312 on: February 13, 2010, 12:28:28 AM »

Mrs Red is copying my diary to a flash drive so that (again I quote) "In years to come, people will be able to see how daft you was"
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« Reply #8313 on: February 13, 2010, 12:37:21 AM »

Here we go Claire.






Shall I be mother?
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« Reply #8314 on: February 13, 2010, 12:43:06 AM »

yes please. one lump for me.
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« Reply #8315 on: February 13, 2010, 12:45:03 AM »

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« Reply #8316 on: February 13, 2010, 01:04:39 AM »

ooo is that like a valentine? so when people ask me how many I got I can say 'one' without lying?
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« Reply #8317 on: February 13, 2010, 01:08:32 AM »

ooo is that like a valentine? so when people ask me how many I got I can say 'one' without lying?

It's a virtual valentine.
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« Reply #8318 on: February 13, 2010, 01:09:11 AM »

Oh Dewi.....
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« Reply #8319 on: February 13, 2010, 01:25:38 AM »

Oh Dewi.....

The old llewinog will be delighted with that...
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« Reply #8320 on: February 13, 2010, 01:33:11 AM »

ooo is that like a valentine? so when people ask me how many I got I can say 'one' without lying?

It's a virtual valentine.

meh. I'm still gonna say 'one'.
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« Reply #8321 on: February 13, 2010, 01:51:02 AM »

I'm taking Mrs Red out for Valentines day on the Monday cos everywhere will be packed Sunday, and they will have hoiked the prices up.

On Monday, it's BOGOF at The Mill On The Soar. (Our local eatery) Then, we're off to the pictures. ("One student, one OAP please")

I'll take my big coat, the one with the 1.5 cubic yard pockets, so that we can smuggle in several (at least 3) £££ worth of "Best before" pop and sweets from Wally's Warehouse.

I bet you're all thinking "He knows how to show a girl a good time."


Well, it's like I told her the first time we met, all those years ago..

"Stick with me sweetheart, you'll be fartin through silk."
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« Reply #8322 on: February 13, 2010, 02:06:09 AM »

There has been a water wheel on this site since 1083.

http://www.millonthesoar.co.uk/Restaurant/MillWheel/tabid/87/language/en-GB/Default.aspx
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« Reply #8323 on: February 13, 2010, 02:17:40 AM »

I've just made myself a cup of tea, only to discover that there is no milk in the fridge.

I now have 4 options.

1: Drink it without milk.

2 Use long-life milk

3: Put my boots on, go outside, walk to the portacabin, get some fresh milk from the fridge in there, walk back, take my boots off....

4: Forget about the tea. (Not really an option)

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« Reply #8324 on: February 13, 2010, 02:21:48 AM »

Guess which option I went for.
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