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« Reply #2745 on: July 28, 2008, 10:56:51 AM »

Hossie today for 27 year overdue nose job.

Imagine how gorgeous I will be after this. I'll be beating em off with a stick.




EDIT: I accidentally posted this on Tony's diary, so I moved it, but by the time I had, someone had replied. (Sorry)

Reply was.........but you have a nose already. You are going to look bloody silly with two
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« Reply #2746 on: July 28, 2008, 10:59:01 AM »

How does Red Dog smell?Huh?





















Terrible!

 
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« Reply #2747 on: July 28, 2008, 11:19:28 AM »

I bet he cant even do the theme tune from Z Cars Tom !

OK boldie, lets start with an easy one. Cagney and Lacey.

I don't know that one, but I know the Z-Cars theme tune. I don't know Bodie & Doyle, either, but I recall Ironside, Perry Mason, & Dixon of Dock Green. ("Evening all").

Bodie (or Doyle) is now a Judge

Doyle. He is in Deed.

Just read this.  Genius Tom.  AndrewT would have been proud of that one.

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« Reply #2748 on: July 28, 2008, 11:29:00 AM »

I bet he cant even do the theme tune from Z Cars Tom !

OK boldie, lets start with an easy one. Cagney and Lacey.

I don't know that one, but I know the Z-Cars theme tune. I don't know Bodie & Doyle, either, but I recall Ironside, Perry Mason, & Dixon of Dock Green. ("Evening all").

Bodie (or Doyle) is now a Judge

Doyle. He is in Deed.

Just read this.  Genius Tom.  AndrewT would have been proud of that one.



Yes, I would. If I was wearing a hat when I read it, I would have tipped it.
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« Reply #2749 on: July 28, 2008, 12:54:12 PM »

Sitting in waiting room with other patients, all waiting for their operation, several asking "How much longer" (They are all before me)

I have just been informed that my paper drawers will be arriving soon..
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« Reply #2750 on: July 28, 2008, 12:58:38 PM »

They have given me stockings a well..
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« Reply #2751 on: July 28, 2008, 12:59:22 PM »

They have given me stockings a well..

Useless without pics.  On second thoughts...
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« Reply #2752 on: July 28, 2008, 01:00:11 PM »

They have given me stockings a well..

Make sure you remind them it's your nose they're supposed to be fixing.
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« Reply #2753 on: July 28, 2008, 01:01:43 PM »

Haven't eaten since 1am. New personal best.
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« Reply #2754 on: July 28, 2008, 01:03:24 PM »

They have given me stockings a well..

Make sure you remind them it's your nose they're supposed to be fixing.

They told me the anaesthetic might make my bum sore...
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« Reply #2755 on: July 28, 2008, 02:06:25 PM »

Oooh a bonus live update from the hospital.

So are they going to break your hooter again and then straighten it out Tom ?
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« Reply #2756 on: July 28, 2008, 02:14:50 PM »

Oooh a bonus live update from the hospital.

So are they going to break your hooter again and then straighten it out Tom ?

Something like that Ralph. They say that when it's over, I may not be able to pilot light aircraft.

still waiting, peeps complaning, nurses have no info.

PS- I'm hungry.
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« Reply #2757 on: July 28, 2008, 02:30:12 PM »

Oooh a bonus live update from the hospital.

So are they going to break your hooter again and then straighten it out Tom ?

Something like that Ralph. They say that when it's over, I may not be able to pilot light aircraft.

still waiting, peeps complaning, nurses have no info.

PS- I'm hungry.

This won't help then?

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« Reply #2758 on: July 28, 2008, 02:34:46 PM »

I'm gonna get you for that.
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« Reply #2759 on: July 28, 2008, 02:34:58 PM »

Oh DTD burgers, they are fantastic!...I would kill for one right now...but I'll just have to settle for my fancy Tuna salad instead.

Can you remember how nice that burger was, Mr Red?..I can still taste mine I had months ago...nice and juicy steak on a burger, perfectly fried chips with them....beautiful.
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