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« Reply #2775 on: July 28, 2008, 08:03:44 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 28, 2008, 07:36:41 PM
I'm back on the ward.

You know that feeling you get when someone hits you in the face with a cricket bat?

you had surgeon that can improvise 



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« Reply #2776 on: July 28, 2008, 08:13:27 PM »
I had a surgeon who could operate with a scalpel in one hand and a King Edward Invincible in the other.
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« Reply #2777 on: July 28, 2008, 08:13:37 PM »
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Oooh a bonus live update from the hospital.

So are they going to break your hooter again and then straighten it out Tom ?

Something like that Ralph. They say that when it's over, I may not be able to pilot light aircraft.

still waiting, peeps complaning, nurses have no info.

PS- I'm hungry.

Is your new hooter going to be a top of the range job like mine, or will it be more in the compo stylee ? 


Oh I don't give a shiny what it looks like, (So long as it's not like Compo's) I just want to be able to breath through it.

Have you had your dinner yet?
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« Reply #2778 on: July 28, 2008, 08:29:21 PM »
Blimey!  Go away for a bit and return to Red with a new nose.  How long are they keeping you? 
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« Reply #2779 on: July 28, 2008, 09:03:20 PM »
So you've woken up with a face that feels like it's been whacked with a cricket bat and a sore bum 
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« Reply #2780 on: July 28, 2008, 09:19:50 PM »
Quote from: boldie on July 28, 2008, 08:13:37 PM
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Oooh a bonus live update from the hospital.

So are they going to break your hooter again and then straighten it out Tom ?

Something like that Ralph. They say that when it's over, I may not be able to pilot light aircraft.

still waiting, peeps complaning, nurses have no info.

PS- I'm hungry.

Is your new hooter going to be a top of the range job like mine, or will it be more in the compo stylee ? 


Oh I don't give a shiny what it looks like, (So long as it's not like Compo's) I just want to be able to breath through it.

Have you had your dinner yet?


When I came back to the ward the food trolley was there but because I hadn't pre-ordered anything they had nowt for me.

A kindly nurse (fancies me obv) fond me a sandwich.
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« Reply #2781 on: July 28, 2008, 09:20:47 PM »
Quote from: Laxie on July 28, 2008, 08:29:21 PM
Blimey!  Go away for a bit and return to Red with a new nose.  How long are they keeping you? 

Just overnight (I hope)
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« Reply #2782 on: July 28, 2008, 09:21:44 PM »
A sandwich..nice...My Lasagna can't compare to a sandwich Wink

Can't wait to see the new schnoz though, Red.
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« Reply #2783 on: July 28, 2008, 09:24:34 PM »
i tell you what i dont want my duck egg omelette now, i want a sandwich
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« Reply #2784 on: July 28, 2008, 09:25:43 PM »
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A sandwich..nice...My Lasagna can't compare to a sandwich Wink

Can't wait to see the new schnoz though, Red.

It will be no different than the old schnoz, except this time the holes in it will lead to my lungs,


I had my ears piped up to my lungs too (Could be useful)
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« Reply #2785 on: July 28, 2008, 09:31:59 PM »
  Glad it has finaly got done
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« Reply #2786 on: July 28, 2008, 10:35:32 PM »
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Quote from: boldie on July 28, 2008, 09:21:44 PM
A sandwich..nice...My Lasagna can't compare to a sandwich Wink

Can't wait to see the new schnoz though, Red.

It will be no different than the old schnoz, except this time the holes in it will lead to my lungs,


I had my ears piped up to my lungs too (Could be useful)

I lol'd
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« Reply #2787 on: July 28, 2008, 10:41:47 PM »
How do you smell Red?
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« Reply #2788 on: July 28, 2008, 10:43:07 PM »
Quote from: 77dave on July 28, 2008, 10:41:47 PM
How do you smell Red?

The same way you smell other colours.
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« Reply #2789 on: July 29, 2008, 07:55:11 AM »
Well I had a a little sleep, unlike some of the other poor buggers in here. some of them have real illnesses, they make me feel like a fraud.

The nurses are just like everyone else in society, some are nice and kind, some are snotty cows.

I still haven't had any food apart from a sarnie. breakfast has been promised, but has yet to appear.

It took me forever to get to sleep last night, and then they woke me up at 6am to ask if I wanted any pain killers.
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