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Colchester Kev
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« on: January 24, 2008, 07:46:36 PM »
Playing a comp on blonde, we get quite deep and are just short of the final 3 tables, we have a complete moaner at the table, keeps going on about set ups and rigged this, rigged that ...

anyway he shoves all in on an open ended straight draw against a shorter stacked opponent ... and misses ... cue a 10 line rant about how cursed he is etc etc.

2 hands later he does the same thing and again he doesnt hit, he is now out, but not before the rant fest gets churned out again.

here is the classic reply to the villain that had me on the verge of soiling my pants due to laughing so much ..


Villain "I am so cursed, i am going to shoot myself"

HERO "You will miss !!"


I guess you had to be there, but it made me LOL a lot.
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 07:49:08 PM »
Nothing to see here, only a well disguised brag post!!  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 07:53:04 PM »
LOL ... now that you mention it, bubble has just burst and im in last 20 of the $3.5k gtd on blonde ... need help to make final table but will be going for it.
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 07:55:59 PM »
least we get to the real reason for the post!! shame on you
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 08:25:20 PM »
pah !!

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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 08:32:47 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on January 24, 2008, 08:25:20 PM
pah !!

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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 02:55:49 AM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on January 24, 2008, 07:46:36 PM
Playing a comp on blonde, we get quite deep and are just short of the final 3 tables, we have a complete moaner at the table, keeps going on about set ups and rigged this, rigged that ...

anyway he shoves all in on an open ended straight draw against a shorter stacked opponent ... and misses ... cue a 10 line rant about how cursed he is etc etc.

2 hands later he does the same thing and again he doesnt hit, he is now out, but not before the rant fest gets churned out again.

here is the classic reply to the villain that had me on the verge of soiling my pants due to laughing so much ..


Villain "I am so cursed, i am going to shoot myself"

HERO "You will miss !!"


I guess you had to be there, but it made me LOL a lot.

 
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