Morning routines...

[TheChipPrince]

Interesting, a friend of mine swears you should shave AFTER a shower, opens the pores he reckons... But i agree with you Snat...

Shaving in the shower FTW.

Hot water will soften the bristles and also rinse away the detritus afterwards.

 

[RED-DOG]

Interesting, a friend of mine swears you should shave AFTER a shower, opens the pores he reckons... But i agree with you Snat...

Shaving in the shower FTW.

Hot water will soften the bristles and also rinse away the detritus afterwards.

 

Cut bristles, foam, dead skin, old cornflakes etc....

[Dingdell]

Interesting, a friend of mine swears you should shave AFTER a shower, opens the pores he reckons... But i agree with you Snat...

Shaving in the shower FTW.

Hot water will soften the bristles and also rinse away the detritus afterwards.

 

Cut bristles, foam, dead skin, old cornflakes etc....

Chip Prince - not old enough to shave yet. Talking of which has anyone seen JP recently?

[turny]

Just one comment ...


WTF IS MORNING ??

 

[bolt pp]

9:00am: look dejectedly at the alarm clock as the realisation kicks in that ive missed all the best cartoons.

9:30am: breakfast; brandy and coke with a couple of paracetamol topped off with farleys rusks and tomato sauce

10:00am: wait for my £22 giro to come, ive been waiting 3 weeks now so it's due anytime now!

10:15am: kidnap postman after giro fails to arrive again

10:30am: let postman go minus a few envelopes that felt like they've got credit cards in them

11:00am: nip down the shop to get the morning papers, no money though so i just run in there and pick up the first paper i can find and leg it, turns out it's a sun, bollocks, the sport was leading with..."sarah harding fury at fake pics shocker"!

11:30am get ready to go to court, was supposed to be there at 11am but fancy there gonna lock me up anyway cos i pleaded guilty to fraudulently obtaining biscuits from an old peoples home after claiming to be a baked goods inspector.

11:45am get tooled up before leaving the house, turns out after reading the sun that 67% of the population is either a chav, hoodie, paedophile or kosovan illegal immigrant, i figure as long as i stay in SE London theres a good chance i wont have to bump anyone from the other 33%

12:00 go back to bed

[kinboshi]

Two routines

Routine 1
Alarm goes off at 6.03am....6.00 am is just too early
Get up start singing...get sworn at by Mrs. Snat
6.06 Shave
6.13 Shower
6.25 Watch local news on BBC1........never understood why we always get scottish weather presenters on London local news
6.45 wake Ads and get him downstairs for breakfast.....suggest to Mrs. Snat that she might want to get up now and to help her I have left a cup of coffee on her dressing table.
6.55 Downstairs chatting to junior about the day ahead making sure he has right books and done homework
7.05 Wake Rachel....Ads goes for shower and I suggest to Mrs. Snat that her coffee is cold and she is going to be late.
7.10 Make Rachel breakfast chat to her about her day ahead.
7.15 Adam now dressed is downstairs and subjecting me to my first dose of the suite life of Zack and Cody
7.30 Sam the nanny arrives and I take Adam to school bus

Routine 2
Alarm goes off at 6.03am....6.00 am is just too early
Kick Mrs. Snat out of bed
Go back to sleep wake up at 7.20 am by Adam shouting at me that he will miss the bus
Mrs Snat left at some point...I know not when
7.21 shave
7.23 shower....face dripping with blood from shaving too quickly
7.25 Out......
7.28 Dressed in various items of clothing none of which really match
7.30 Kiss Rachel bye bye and take Adam to bus little interaction on my part

Routine 2 is the morning after a night in Luton

Yet another reason to reevaluate why I play

From what I've read and heard, that's not unusual...

[Colchester Kev]

Two routines

Routine 1
Alarm goes off at 6.03am....6.00 am is just too early
Get up start singing...get sworn at by Mrs. Snat
6.06 Shave
6.13 Shower
6.25 Watch local news on BBC1........never understood why we always get scottish weather presenters on London local news
6.45 wake Ads and get him downstairs for breakfast.....suggest to Mrs. Snat that she might want to get up now and to help her I have left a cup of coffee on her dressing table.
6.55 Downstairs chatting to junior about the day ahead making sure he has right books and done homework
7.05 Wake Rachel....Ads goes for shower and I suggest to Mrs. Snat that her coffee is cold and she is going to be late.
7.10 Make Rachel breakfast chat to her about her day ahead.
7.15 Adam now dressed is downstairs and subjecting me to my first dose of the suite life of Zack and Cody
7.30 Sam the nanny arrives and I take Adam to school bus

Routine 2
Alarm goes off at 6.03am....6.00 am is just too early
Kick Mrs. Snat out of bed
Go back to sleep wake up at 7.20 am by Adam shouting at me that he will miss the bus
Mrs Snat left at some point...I know not when
7.21 shave
7.23 shower....face dripping with blood from shaving too quickly
7.25 Out......
7.28 Dressed in various items of clothing none of which really match
7.30 Kiss Rachel bye bye and take Adam to bus little interaction on my part

Routine 2 is the morning after a night in Luton

Yet another reason to reevaluate why I play

From what I've read and heard, that's not unusual...

Tom Jones disease ??

[Snatiramas]

Please I will not have my sarttorial elegance questioned.......
I now have an array of double cuff shirts with Snat embroidered on the chest

Think i might wear the alphabet shoes on Saturday if I play

[kinboshi]

Please I will not have my sarttorial elegance questioned.......

It's only what I've been told...it's probably misinformation.

I now have an array of double cuff shirts with Snat embroidered on the chest

Think i might wear the alphabet shoes on Saturday if I play

Possibly not...