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« Reply #240 on: April 02, 2008, 12:17:41 AM »

Last night I asked Q&A "Will Dingdell and XXX from Blonde ever get it together?"

The reply was "XXX and Dingbell  ::)will get it together soon. They are obviously an excellent match and everyone will be delighted to see them hook up"

So I sent the same question with a different XXX name. Their answer was "Yes XXX and Dingdell will get it together. They will face each other in a heads up game and then go out for a couple of drinks"

Good news all round  Grin- just wondered who I'm playing the BB6 heads up tourney?!?

(me thinks that AQA doesn't send back 'no' answers very often!)

why dont someone ask who did dingdell suggest she mite hook up with lol

All will be clear during the heads up tourney at BB6 apparantly............just off to check out the team list....if nothing else this thread might make a few of the teams loose a few players!!  Roll Eyes  This is a great tactical move on our teams part!!

even more likely to succeed if you play with yr hosepipe around yr neck and keep winking  Wink
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« Reply #241 on: April 02, 2008, 07:26:29 AM »

You are driving down a country lane in your two-seater sports car, it is raining hard and very cold. You pass a bus stop and notice three people standing there. One is a frail, old lady, one is your lifelong best friend, and one is the girl/guy of your dreams. Who do you offer a lift to and why?

Best mate of course - you can't go offering lifts to strangers. 

If I'm driving a two-seater sports car there is a likelyhood that I am a bit of a twat, so I might just pass them at full speed ensuring they get drenched as I drive through a huge puddle, then I can laugh menacingly at people who are so poor they have to get a bus in the rain.

you're a sick woman Claire....Smiley
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« Reply #242 on: April 02, 2008, 08:55:47 AM »

Has the bomb been sorted out Kin?
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« Reply #243 on: April 02, 2008, 09:52:59 AM »

Has the bomb been sorted out Kin?

It's not a bomb we've found out, it's a 'volatile gas cannister'.  We still weren't allowed back to our house last night, but they reckon we might be later today.

Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!!  The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. 

Or something like that...
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« Reply #244 on: April 02, 2008, 10:11:52 AM »

OK question for you guys.

I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DtD...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs)
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« Reply #245 on: April 02, 2008, 10:13:48 AM »

OK question for you guys.

I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DTD...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs)

A qualification in nuclear physics is unnecessary, as the Ratcliffe-on-Soar power station is coal-fired.
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« Reply #246 on: April 02, 2008, 10:15:47 AM »

Has the bomb been sorted out Kin?
Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!!  The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. 

LOL, if it's not nailed down...... 
OK question for you guys.

I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DTD...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs)

I doubt Homer J has any qualifications, so I don't think you'd need any Boldie Smiley
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« Reply #247 on: April 02, 2008, 10:16:49 AM »

Has the bomb been sorted out Kin?
Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!!  The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. 

LOL, if it's not nailed down...... 
OK question for you guys.

I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DTD...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs)

I doubt Homer J has any qualifications, so I don't think you'd need any Boldie Smiley

Thanks mate Smiley....wooohoooo.I can get that physisicist job and live near Dtd Smiley
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« Reply #248 on: April 02, 2008, 10:21:31 AM »

Has the bomb been sorted out Kin?
Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!!  The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. 

LOL, if it's not nailed down...... 
OK question for you guys.

I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DTD...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs)

I doubt Homer J has any qualifications, so I don't think you'd need any Boldie Smiley

Thanks mate Smiley....wooohoooo.I can get that physisicist job and live near DTD Smiley

You'll just need a nuclear power plant to be built near Nottingham first...
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« Reply #249 on: April 02, 2008, 10:45:42 AM »

It's pronounced nucular, nucular.
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« Reply #250 on: April 02, 2008, 10:50:33 AM »

Has the bomb been sorted out Kin?
Apparently, the cannister is in the hole that was being dug by some utility company, and on Monday evening someone turned up with cutting gear and tried to nick it!!  The fire and police told us that whoever tried to cut through the copper piping/cabling generated a lot of heat and that's what's caused the cannister to become dangerously volatile. 

LOL, if it's not nailed down...... 
OK question for you guys.

I want to become a nuclear physisicist so I can work in the powerplant near Nottingham and live near DTD...should I go to evening school or will the qualification not be neccesary and can I get the job without it? (arguement I am having with the Mrs)

I doubt Homer J has any qualifications, so I don't think you'd need any Boldie Smiley

Thanks mate Smiley....wooohoooo.I can get that physisicist job and live near DTD Smiley

You'll just need a nuclear power plant to be built near Nottingham first...

Coal/Nucular power..it's all the same
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« Reply #251 on: April 02, 2008, 12:54:15 PM »

that's the spirit.  You can't go to night school anyway, DTD is open nights.
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« Reply #252 on: April 02, 2008, 12:56:48 PM »

I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too....
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« Reply #253 on: April 02, 2008, 12:58:40 PM »

I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too....

I was thinking of maybe a cushy job like Health and Safety manager or something...I probably wouldn't make enough as a cleaner...then again...If I had to clean them big tower things I suspect I'd make plenty as they'd huge..and probably dirty.
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« Reply #254 on: April 02, 2008, 01:34:52 PM »

I'm sure they employ cleaners and the like too....

I was thinking of maybe a cushy job like Health and Safety manager or something...I probably wouldn't make enough as a cleaner...then again...If I had to clean them big tower things I suspect I'd make plenty as they'd huge..and probably dirty.

You could be a lighthouse cleaner.  Although there are probably as many of them in Nottingham as there are nuclear power stations.
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