The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[TheChipPrince]

Just bubbled the Irish open super sat on Blonde 188 runners,6--$6.5k packages,ran into aces gone in 7th.
I feel a bit sick FML times 10

For every sat seat you make, there'll will be 2 or 3 failures, but still ul...

[AlexMartin]

fukkkkk offfff.

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 486942667 *****
NL $1/$2 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, February 24, 03:00:44 GMT 2009
Table Oxygen 07 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: JammyJenny ( $473.10 )
Seat 2: Bruce Wayne ( $200 )
Seat 3: 12top ( $205 )
Seat 4: hansen ( $380.75 )
Seat 5: legwand ( $1,000.85 )
Seat 6: Mazaayub ( $94 )
12top posts small blind [$1]
hansen posts big blind [$2]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to JammyJenny [ , ]
legwand raises to [$7]
Mazaayub folds
JammyJenny calls [$7]
Bruce Wayne folds
12top calls [$6]
hansen calls [$5]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
12top checks
hansen checks
legwand bets [$21]
JammyJenny raises to [$60]
12top folds
hansen folds
legwand raises to [$156]
JammyJenny raises to [$252]
legwand calls [$96]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
legwand bets [$532]
JammyJenny calls [$214.10]
JammyJenny goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$317.90] to legwand
** Showdown **
JammyJenny shows [ , ]
legwand shows [ , ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
legwand wins $957.20 from main pot with full house, Tens full of Eights
************  Game 486942667 ends  ************

[Graham C]

"Hi, I have something I need engraving, trouble is it has to be today.  Is this something you can do"

Should be ok, what is it though?

"It's stainless steel and cylindrical"

Yes, but what is it

"one of our products"

sigh, We need to see it to know if our engraver can hold it

"I'll email you a picture"

sigh, thanks

I know the next thing will be

"How do we get it engraved"

You can pop it down any time you like

"We have to bring it to you?"

sigh, no, I'll just get out my magic carpet and fly me and the engraving machine over to save you the bother.

We get this sooo often.

[TightEnd]

"Hi, I have something I need engraving, trouble is it has to be today.  Is this something you can do"


Should be ok, what is it though?

"It's stainless steel and cylindrical"

Yes, but what is it

"one of our products"

sigh, We need to see it to know if our engraver can hold it

"I'll email you a picture"

sigh, thanks

I know the next thing will be

"How do we get it engraved"

You can pop it down any time you like

"We have to bring it to you?"

sigh, no, I'll just get out my magic carpet and fly me and the engraving machine over to save you the bother.

We get this sooo often.

Shorter engravers get it less. Occupational hazard

[Graham C]

Shorter engravers get it less.

There's a car sticker in the making!

Tall engravers get it more

[Dingdell]

Punter - Hello I'm interested in having a colonic and have a few questions.

Me - how can I help?

Punter - asks various questions about the procedure etc and then here comes the whammy - "Do I need to be there when it's being done?"

Me - stunned silence. Eventually I say "well you can't exactly leave your bottom here while you go off shopping and pick it up later can you"

Punter - silent and then having thought about it "No I suppose not, I'm not sure if I've got time to have it done then."

FML.

I have sooo many silly conversations and treatments with people it beggars belief. "can I keep my pants on?"  "Does the tube go into the bottom?"  "Do you have a web cam so my friends can watch?" "Can I keep what comes out?"

Is it me?

[Chompy]

I have sooo many silly conversations and treatments with people it beggars belief. "can I keep my pants on?"  "Does the tube go into the bottom?"  "Do you have a web cam so my friends can watch?" "Can I keep what comes out?"

Answers required please. I need closure.

[GreekStein]

Punter - Hello I'm interested in having a colonic and have a few questions.

Me - how can I help?

Punter - asks various questions about the procedure etc and then here comes the whammy - "Do I need to be there when it's being done?"

Me - stunned silence. Eventually I say "well you can't exactly leave your bottom here while you go off shopping and pick it up later can you"

Punter - silent and then having thought about it "No I suppose not, I'm not sure if I've got time to have it done then."

FML.

I have sooo many silly conversations and treatments with people it beggars belief. "can I keep my pants on?"  "Does the tube go into the bottom?"  "Do you have a web cam so my friends can watch?" "Can I keep what comes out?"

Is it me?

LOOOL one of the funniest posts I've ever seen!

[AndrewT]

Punter - Hello I'm interested in having a colonic and have a few questions.

Me - how can I help?

Punter - asks various questions about the procedure etc and then here comes the whammy - "Do I need to be there when it's being done?"

Me - stunned silence. Eventually I say "well you can't exactly leave your bottom here while you go off shopping and pick it up later can you"

Punter - silent and then having thought about it "No I suppose not, I'm not sure if I've got time to have it done then."

If you advertised 'Colonics While You Wait' you wouldn't get this kind of question.

[Colchester Kev]

FML what have i done ... http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=40356.0

[chrisbruce]

I can only imagine he wanted me to have his cash I mean WTF…..
Hard to believe I am only a 57% fav in this hand up against a pile of junk.

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487012470 *****
PL $2.50/$5 Omaha - Tuesday, February 24, 13:23:58 GMT 2009
Table Rhone 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: PrimaNocte ( $180.80 )
Seat 2: RaKeMyAZ ( $688.26 )
Seat 3: panikos ( $142.45 )
Seat 4: VonBlitz ( $834.09 )
Seat 5: polisao ( $181 )
Seat 6: Hitandrun ( $304.50 )
polisao posts small blind [$2.50]
Hitandrun posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hitandrun [ , , , ]
PrimaNocte calls [$5]
RaKeMyAZ folds
panikos folds
VonBlitz calls [$5]
polisao calls [$2.50]
Hitandrun raises to [$25]
PrimaNocte folds
VonBlitz calls [$20]
polisao calls [$20]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
polisao checks
Hitandrun bets [$80]
VonBlitz folds
polisao goes all-in
polisao raises to [$156]
Hitandrun calls [$76]
** Showdown **
polisao shows [ , , , ]
Hitandrun shows [ , , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
** Hand Conclusion **
polisao wins $389 from main pot with a pair of Sevens
************  Game 487012470 ends  ************

[chrisbruce]

This one is just standard suckout

66% Fav $621 pot



***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487011919 *****
PL $2.50/$5 Omaha - Tuesday, February 24, 13:21:43 GMT 2009
Table Rhone 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: PrimaNocte ( $180.80 )
Seat 2: RaKeMyAZ ( $320.76 )
Seat 3: panikos ( $207.45 )
Seat 4: VonBlitz ( $841.59 )
Seat 5: polisao ( $0 )
Seat 6: Hitandrun ( $303.50 )
RaKeMyAZ posts small blind [$2.50]
panikos posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hitandrun [ , , , ]
VonBlitz folds
Hitandrun raises to [$17.50]
PrimaNocte folds
RaKeMyAZ calls [$15]
panikos calls [$12.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
RaKeMyAZ checks
panikos checks
Hitandrun bets [$26.25]
RaKeMyAZ raises to [$98.43]
panikos folds
Hitandrun goes all-in
Hitandrun raises to [$286]
RaKeMyAZ calls [$187.57]
** Showdown **
RaKeMyAZ shows [ , , , ]
Hitandrun shows [ , , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
RaKeMyAZ wins $621.50 from main pot with full house, Sixes full of Eights
************  Game 487011919 ends  ************

[chrisbruce]

Betfair are working hard to keep the fish in the game

$270 pot  - 78% Fav


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487027571 *****
PL $2.50/$5 Omaha - Tuesday, February 24, 14:11:35 GMT 2009
Table Rhone 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: Notchiest ( $490 )
Seat 2: BILL HUGH ( $131.50 )
Seat 4: rent1982 ( $312 )
Seat 5: polisao ( $676.26 )
Seat 6: Hitandrun ( $455.04 )
polisao posts small blind [$2.50]
Hitandrun posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hitandrun [ , , , ]
Notchiest folds
BILL HUGH raises to [$17.50]
rent1982 folds
polisao calls [$15]
Hitandrun calls [$12.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
polisao checks
Hitandrun checks
BILL HUGH bets [$50]
polisao folds
Hitandrun raises to [$202.50]
BILL HUGH calls [$64]
BILL HUGH goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$88.50] to Hitandrun
** Showdown **
BILL HUGH shows [ , , , ]
Hitandrun shows [ , , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
BILL HUGH wins $277.50 from main pot with a straight, Seven to Three
************  Game 487027571 ends  ************

[EvilPie]

Betfair are working hard to keep the fish in the game

Dealt to Hitandrun [ , , , ]

Hitandrun calls [$12.50]

 

[AlexMartin]

Betfair are working hard to keep the fish in the game

Dealt to Hitandrun [ , , , ]

Hitandrun calls [$12.50]

 

5 handed? u nit evil!