The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[TheChipPrince]

so my company hire this new girl as a runner at my company. she is absolutely amazing, so so fit. all the guys are desperate to get to know her. shes not just so fit, but a really nice cool girl aswell. then we find out something pretty crazy. she is a model for a few different lads mags like 'front' and 'maxim'. her name is Seren Haf Gibson (check her out on google, shes amazing. maybe even some of u guys have heard of her already lol).
anyway, her first week goes by and ive got to know her quite well and basically everyone loves her.
then on friday at the end of her first week she gets let go!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf i hear u cry, cos we were all the same.
it all sounds pretty dodgy tbh, noone quite knows wot happened

fml, fittest girl ever comes to work then has left by end of the week

Girlfriend still friends with her, went to school together, from ruthin in North Wales...  I'll see if I can find some pics of them together on her FB

haha, yeah am friends wit her on fb. shes lookin hot in many pics. wots ur gf name? maybe can spot some pics of her. understand if u dont wanna post her name online though

Unless she has a 3/4 different accounts herself, there are some fake ones out there, gf is frends with 'Haf Gibson', not any Seren ones... 894 friends, surname MacKenzie

[AgentChip109]

yeah its haf gibson. def right one

btw, dont let her know i posted that story, am embarassed now lol. didnt think anyone would have been connected to her. guess its a small worls lol

[TheChipPrince]

yeah its haf gibson. def right one

btw, dont let her know i posted that story, am embarassed now lol. didnt think anyone would have been connected to her. guess its a small worls lol

 

[mondatoo]

Seriously why do the poker gods hate me so much down close to 4 bi's at 100nl KK<<<<<<AK AA<<<<<<<<<<<85 and random other bollocks then play a 45man game on stars to bubble with this shit

Transcript for your last 1 games requested by mondonewc (mondo03newc@yahoo.co.uk)
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #26360666297: Tournament #150761015, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2009/03/25 19:02:52 ET
Table '150761015 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ded0nArrivl (21535 in chips)
Seat 2: Cootje26 (3905 in chips)
Seat 3: auckies (5365 in chips)
Seat 4: Gimmidaloot7 (4884 in chips)
Seat 5: mondonewc (7830 in chips)
Seat 6: jetblackx (7821 in chips)
Seat 7: ElHive (7620 in chips)
Seat 8: CoolRosco99 (8540 in chips)
ded0nArrivl: posts the ante 50
Cootje26: posts the ante 50
auckies: posts the ante 50
Gimmidaloot7: posts the ante 50
mondonewc: posts the ante 50
jetblackx: posts the ante 50
ElHive: posts the ante 50
CoolRosco99: posts the ante 50
jetblackx: posts small blind 400
ElHive: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mondonewc [ ]
CoolRosco99: raises 800 to 1600
ded0nArrivl: folds
Cootje26: folds
auckies: folds
Gimmidaloot7: folds
mondonewc: raises 6180 to 7780 and is all-in
jetblackx: folds
ElHive: folds
CoolRosco99: calls 6180
*** FLOP *** [ As ]
*** TURN *** [ As ] []
*** RIVER *** [ As ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CoolRosco99: shows [ ] (a full house, Fives full of Kings)
mondonewc: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
CoolRosco99 collected 17160 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17160 | Rake 0
Board [ As ]
Seat 1: ded0nArrivl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Cootje26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: auckies folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gimmidaloot7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mondonewc (button) showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 6: jetblackx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ElHive (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: CoolRosco99 showed [ ] and won (17160) with a full house, Fives full of Kings

[Jim-D]

[ ] Surprised your $2k down sir

***** Hand History for Game -2143113483 ***** (IPoker)
$6000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, March 29, 03:16:36 ET 2009
Table Cambridge  278169431 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: noideer3 ( $1400.00 USD )
Seat 2: annette7 ( $1740.00 USD )
Seat 3: Nik0001 ( $1480.00 USD )
Seat 4: NorwegianMonies ( $1340.00 USD )
Seat 6: Aladinsim ( $2850.00 USD )
Seat 7: 041963 ( $3340.00 USD )
Seat 9: HaBloodyHa ( $1480.00 USD )
Seat 10: mrhankey000 ( $1370.00 USD )
HaBloodyHa posts small blind [$30.00 USD].
mrhankey000 posts big blind [$60.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HaBloodyHa [  As ]
noideer3 folds
annette7 folds
Nik0001 folds
NorwegianMonies folds
Aladinsim folds
041963 raises [$120.00 USD]
HaBloodyHa raises [$330.00 USD]
mrhankey000 folds
041963 calls [$240.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , Ah ]
HaBloodyHa bets [$420.00 USD]
041963 calls [$420.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
HaBloodyHa bets [$700.00 USD]
041963 calls [$700.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
041963 wins $3020.00 USD from main pot
041963 shows [, ]

[Chili]

I've been having a lot of weird dreams lately.  The worst of it being this morning dreaming that Rhowena was having a baby and it was widely know that Tikay was the father.

I am whinging a) that I had to dream that subject matter and
b) that even in dreams I am last to know anything!!!!!!

[AndrewT]

I've been having a lot of weird dreams lately.  The worst of it being this morning dreaming that Rhowena was having a baby and it was widely know that Tikay was the father.

I am whinging a) that I had to dream that subject matter and
b) that even in dreams I am last to know anything!!!!!!

[  ] Thanks for sharing
[  ] I will sleep soundly tonight

[ACE2M]

my golfing buddies just nipping off for 9 holes of golf, i can't go because i broke my wrist on monday attempting some freestyle snowboarding quite a long way beyond my current abilities,  looked awesome for a split second though  .

[Graham C]

FML, Registered for a comp on Stars, then forgot about it and logged out when I was knocked out of another thus missing the one I registered for.   Got blinded out a bit back

[chrisbruce]

Please explain to me why I am the fish in this game who keeps losing................

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 503974161 *****
PL $1/$2 Omaha - Thursday, April 02, 15:47:13 GMT 2009
Table Shenandoah 06 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: doctor123 ( $198 )
Seat 2: shadow22 ( $169.87 )
Seat 3: Tiger_80 ( $295.69 )
Seat 4: Keith A ( $139.64 )
Seat 5: Hitandrun ( $114.40 )
Seat 6: ADONISGR ( $149.75 )
Keith A posts small blind [$1]
Hitandrun posts big blind [$2]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hitandrun [ , Ah, As, ]
ADONISGR calls [$2]
doctor123 raises to [$9]
shadow22 folds
Tiger_80 folds
Keith A folds
Hitandrun raises to [$30]
ADONISGR raises to [$51]
doctor123 calls [$42]
Hitandrun goes all-in
Hitandrun raises to [$114.40]
ADONISGR calls [$63.40]
doctor123 calls [$63.40]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
ADONISGR goes all-in
ADONISGR bets [$35.35]
doctor123 calls [$35.35]
** Showdown **
doctor123 shows [ , , , ]
Hitandrun shows [ , Ah, As, ]
ADONISGR shows [ , , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
doctor123 wins $70.70 from side pot #1 with full house, Nines full of Fours
doctor123 wins $341.20 from main pot with full house, Nines full of Fours
************  Game 503974161 ends  ************

[chrisbruce]

More amazing stuff


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 504039508 *****
PL $1/$2 Omaha - Thursday, April 02, 18:22:59 GMT 2009
Table Shenandoah 08 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: trojan3 ( $167.22 )
Seat 2: folly6 ( $87 )
Seat 3: angelcy ( $155.30 )
Seat 4: doctor123 ( $91 )
Seat 5: Hitandrun ( $121.57 )
Seat 6: Battlefield ( $199.49 )
angelcy posts small blind [$1]
doctor123 posts big blind [$2]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hitandrun [ , , , ]
Hitandrun calls [$2]
Battlefield folds
trojan3 raises to [$9]
folly6 folds
angelcy folds
doctor123 calls [$7]
Hitandrun calls [$7]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
doctor123 checks
Hitandrun bets [$28]
trojan3 raises to [$112]
doctor123 folds
Hitandrun goes all-in
Hitandrun raises to [$112.57]
trojan3 calls [$0.57]
** Showdown **
trojan3 shows [ , , As, ]
Hitandrun shows [ , , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
trojan3 wins $250.14 from main pot with a straight, Seven to Three
************  Game 504039508 ends  ************

[GreekStein]

More amazing stuff


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 504039508 *****
PL $1/$2 Omaha - Thursday, April 02, 18:22:59 GMT 2009
Table Shenandoah 08 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: trojan3 ( $167.22 )
Seat 2: folly6 ( $87 )
Seat 3: angelcy ( $155.30 )
Seat 4: doctor123 ( $91 )
Seat 5: Hitandrun ( $121.57 )
Seat 6: Battlefield ( $199.49 )
angelcy posts small blind [$1]
doctor123 posts big blind [$2]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hitandrun [ , , , ]
Hitandrun calls [$2]
Battlefield folds
trojan3 raises to [$9]
folly6 folds
angelcy folds
doctor123 calls [$7]
Hitandrun calls [$7]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
doctor123 checks
Hitandrun bets [$28]
trojan3 raises to [$112]
doctor123 folds
Hitandrun goes all-in
Hitandrun raises to [$112.57]
trojan3 calls [$0.57]
** Showdown **
trojan3 shows [ , , As, ]
Hitandrun shows [ , , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
trojan3 wins $250.14 from main pot with a straight, Seven to Three
************  Game 504039508 ends  ************

Dont like the limp UTG.

[chrisbruce]

And the whinge of the week is............this beauty...........yes I know you dont like the limp...........but hey 95% favorite cant be bad.... 


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 504431485 *****
PL $1/$2 Omaha - Friday, April 03, 16:45:47 GMT 2009
Table Shenandoah 10 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 3
Seat 1: SWINGER77 ( $247.55 )
Seat 3: polisao ( $102.55 )
Seat 4: Hitandrun ( $299.10 )
Seat 5: Foaming_H ( $409.45 )
Hitandrun posts small blind [$1]
SWINGER77 posts big blind [$2]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hitandrun [ , , , ]
polisao raises to [$7]
Hitandrun calls [$6]
SWINGER77 calls [$5]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , Ah, ]
Hitandrun checks
SWINGER77 checks
polisao bets [$21]
Hitandrun raises to [$84]
SWINGER77 folds
polisao goes all-in
polisao raises to [$95.55]
Hitandrun calls [$11.55]
** Showdown **
polisao shows [ , , , ]
Hitandrun shows [ , , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
polisao wins $210.10 from main pot with a straight, Ten to Six
************  Game 504431485 ends  ************

[NoflopsHomer]

lol Polisao is really bad. I skanked Swinger77 on one of the tables with KQJ9 vs AAxx aipf when some other stack came in for value, I'm not sure if I think Swinger is good or not yet.

P.S

I like the flat, it's fine. Swinger77 is gonna reraise here some of the time and you'll be getting in a great chunk pf with the best hand.

[Josedinho]

Naps competition. Gone from being a 13 week tipping competition to a pick the national winner competition.
Rigged imo.
I think i'm top 2 in the table at the moment. I won't be when somebody picks the national winner tomorrow.