The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[Colchester Kev]

I ran out of fags a couple of hours ago.

No problem, I've got some baccy.

Just discovered I've only got one paper left

Newspaper rollies FTW.

Or just pretend you are a tough Texan cowboy and chew the tobacco

[gatso]

I ran out of fags a couple of hours ago.

No problem, I've got some baccy.

Just discovered I've only got one paper left

Newspaper rollies FTW.

Or just pretend you are a tough Texan cowboy and chew the tobacco

we used to roll spliffs using bus tickets at uni when no-one cba to go to the 24 hour garage

[bolt pp]

I ran out of fags a couple of hours ago.

No problem, I've got some baccy.

Just discovered I've only got one paper left

Newspaper rollies FTW.

Or just pretend you are a tough Texan cowboy and chew the tobacco

we used to roll spliffs using bus tickets at uni when no-one cba to go to the 24 hour garage

I let one of my schoolmates come and hang about with my proper mates at night and someone did a spliff using a fiver, by the time this kid had circulated the story through the school people were coming up to me saying: "wow, you use 50 pound notes to roll your spliffs"? 

[thetank]

No papers? No problem!

Infuse the tobacco with jojaba and nut oil then use it as a shampoo.

No jojaba? No problem. You can use paprika instead, just keep it out of your eyes.

[Claw75]

No papers? No problem!

Infuse the tobacco with jojaba and nut oil then use it as a shampoo.

No jojaba? No problem. You can use paprika instead, just keep it out of your eyes.

thanks Tank. this was the option I went with

[boldie]

I ran out of fags a couple of hours ago.

No problem, I've got some baccy.

Just discovered I've only got one paper left

Newspaper rollies FTW.

Or just pretend you are a tough Texan cowboy and chew the tobacco

we used to roll spliffs using bus tickets at uni when no-one cba to go to the 24 hour garage

I let one of my schoolmates come and hang about with my proper mates at night and someone did a spliff using a fiver, by the time this kid had circulated the story through the school people were coming up to me saying: "wow, you use 50 pound notes to roll your spliffs"? 

the bible actually works pretty well...assuming you're already going to hell it's a win win situation IMO.

[MANTIS01]

Every time I turn on the telly at the moment I am greeted by the most tilt-inducing advert I have ever seen. It's that one selling the new peugeot with that ridic American guy saying "you give us 10k we give you change". When he comes out with the words "yada yada yada" I have to hit standby and sit in silence until the tilt passes. "We have it in noir" what the hell you talkin about mate?

[KarmaDope]

Every time I turn on the telly at the moment I am greeted by the most tilt-inducing advert I have ever seen. It's that one selling the new peugeot with that ridic American guy saying "you give us 10k we give you change". When he comes out with the words "yada yada yada" I have to hit standby and sit in silence until the tilt passes. "We have it in noir" what the hell you talkin about mate?

But the bird in it is pretty fit iirc.

[Christo!]

1st hand of heads up

PokerStars Game #32026943856: Tournament #189581161, $8.00+$0.80 USD Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level XVI (1500/3000) - 2009/08/25 5:25:37 WET [2009/08/25 0:25:37 ET]
Table '189581161 4' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: thaidye (96734 in chips)
Seat 6: ChrisNI (42766 in chips)
thaidye: posts small blind 1500
ChrisNI: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChrisNI [ ]
thaidye said, "th"
thaidye said, "gg"
ChrisNI said, "gg"
thaidye: raises 6000 to 9000
ChrisNI: calls 6000
*** FLOP *** [ ]
ChrisNI: bets 18000
thaidye: raises 39000 to 57000
ChrisNI: calls 15766 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (23234) returned to thaidye
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChrisNI: shows [ ] (HI: two pair, Kings and Queens)
thaidye: shows [ ] (HI: two pair, Kings and Queens - Jack kicker)
thaidye collected 85532 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 85532 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 4: thaidye (button) (small blind) showed [ ] and won (85532) with HI: two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 6: ChrisNI (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with HI: two pair, Kings and Queens

[Ironside]

i'll give you a whinge. Got an all day meeting in 3 hours. Sleep so far nil. Its going to be a long day.

[bolt pp]

Got an all day meeting in 3 hours.

how are you going to pack a whole days meeting into 3 hours? gl.

[RED-DOG]

Loud music in shops!!!!!!!


ARRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jesus H F%$£ING Christ on a bike!!!!!!

I hate it. Especially when I'm trying to compare products, read F%&£ing tiny instruction labels, or talk to gormless staff!!!!!!

[mondatoo]

The little smiley just doesn't have the same effect with such big writing,what if you really liked the song would it still bother you ?

[boldie]

The little smiley just doesn't have the same effect with such big writing,what if you really liked the song would it still bother you ?

I can just picture Mr Red "doing the hustle" @ Dixons

[Longy]

Why the hell am I watching the champions league draw, it is crap. Bring back the velvet bag and Graham Kelly looking like he has just been told that a close relative has died.