The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[chrisbruce]

Last 2 tables of the Thursday $50 at dtd club. Above average chips and running ok.
Then

aa  runs into aa
10 10 < 33
a 10 < q 7
99 < k 5
99 < k q
k q < 9 5

fml

live poker is rigged

[AlexMartin]

good fucking god i just had a 25bi downswing. lost confidence in my game completely, sigh hate these times.

[Ironside]

FML top 10 get into a 50k freerool in the battle of planet promo

ironside finishes 11th

if i had managed to covert one bubble into a 3rd spot i would have made it

[Longy]

Burnt my hot cross buns, I fking hate burnt hcb's.

[George2Loose]

Why do people still insist on over celebrating when they suck out on you?

Wankers.

[Graham C]

Fairly loose table in rebuy
PokerStars Game #31244325588: Tournament #183606175, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (50/100) - 2009/08/04 20:18:19 WET [2009/08/04 15:18:19 ET]
Table '183606175 555' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: gouchie (915 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: Graham0573 (4185 in chips)
Seat 3: PavelAP (4270 in chips)
Seat 4: Pokervella (1815 in chips)
Seat 5: thegr8str8 (5710 in chips)
Seat 6: foxfox (2125 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: smokingunn (1350 in chips)
Seat 8: ittsallmine (1670 in chips)
Seat 9: slaw.enzo (2580 in chips)
gouchie: posts the ante 10
Graham0573: posts the ante 10
PavelAP: posts the ante 10
Pokervella: posts the ante 10
thegr8str8: posts the ante 10
foxfox: posts the ante 10
smokingunn: posts the ante 10
ittsallmine: posts the ante 10
slaw.enzo: posts the ante 10
gouchie: posts small blind 50
Graham0573: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [ ]
PavelAP: folds
Pokervella: folds
thegr8str8: folds
foxfox: folds
smokingunn: folds
ittsallmine: folds
slaw.enzo: folds
gouchie: folds
Uncalled bet (50) returned to Graham0573
Graham0573 collected 190 from pot
Graham0573: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 190 | Rake 0
Seat 1: gouchie (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Graham0573 (big blind) collected (190)
Seat 3: PavelAP folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pokervella folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: thegr8str8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: foxfox folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: smokingunn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ittsallmine folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: slaw.enzo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


sigh

[gatso]

surely that should be in the ship it thread. when was the last time you won with AA?

[jonlundy]

lol

[maldini32]

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[Graham C]

People that think saving a crappy jpeg as a different format makes it that format.  Saving a 2kb gif from the net as an eps does not make it a vector file idiots!!!

And whilst I'm moaning about graphics, why the hell do people paste images in to Word?  Just send the fucking picture, complete waste of time

[Longy]

Losing 4-0 at home to Colchester after 20 mins, can this get any worse???

[George2Loose]

Losing 4-0 at home to Colchester after 20 mins, can this get any worse???

5-0

[Longy]

Losing 4-0 at home to Colchester after 20 mins, can this get any worse???

5-0

Lol to be frankly honest it doesn't matter if they score 10, the damage and embarrasment are already done.

[Graham C]

"Good morning Sir, this is xxx from 3 Mobile phones, how are you today"

meh, ok

"Today Sir, I'm calling you with regards to your mobile phone contract"

I'm not interested thanks

"What aren't you interested in Sir?"

wtf - the price of cabbages, what do you think I'm not interested in?

idiots

[Claw75]

I ran out of fags a couple of hours ago.

No problem, I've got some baccy.

Just discovered I've only got one paper left