The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[gatso]

and now what I came here for.

'If an orange is called an orange why isn't a grape called a green?'

Because the colour was named after the fruit?

sigh, I hate people, don't understand my posts and look stupid.

what do you mean?

double sigh, I hate that blondie's not gone on holiday yet

[thetank]

How many surrealists does it take to set fire to a purple cactus?

Two, so long as one has a match.

[boldie]

and now what I came here for.

'If an orange is called an orange why isn't a grape called a green?'

Because the colour was named after the fruit?

sigh, I hate people, don't understand my posts and look stupid.

what do you mean?

double sigh, I hate that blondie's not gone on holiday yet

15 minutes my friend.....ok actually should go now.
betting and sports first.

[action man]

hate this fkin bs

PokerStars Game #17236101002: Tournament #87045082, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2008/05/06 - 02:57:01 (ET)
Table '87045082 28' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: CHARLI BUKET (9840 in chips)
Seat 2: IVANMARQUEZ (9784 in chips)
Seat 3: Mostlee Dead (6007 in chips)
Seat 4: morumbi (9230 in chips)
Seat 5: ThEcLaiMEer (10518 in chips)
Seat 6: blu_polanski (6732 in chips)
Seat 7: mrcrgl (9994 in chips)
Seat 8: JMaster130 (7265 in chips)
Seat 9: Craig61119 (17747 in chips)
CHARLI BUKET: posts the ante 25
IVANMARQUEZ: posts the ante 25
Mostlee Dead: posts the ante 25
morumbi: posts the ante 25
ThEcLaiMEer: posts the ante 25
blu_polanski: posts the ante 25
mrcrgl: posts the ante 25
JMaster130: posts the ante 25
Craig61119: posts the ante 25
blu_polanski: posts small blind 150
mrcrgl: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThEcLaiMEer [ ]
JMaster130: folds
Craig61119: folds
CHARLI BUKET: folds
IVANMARQUEZ: folds
Mostlee Dead: folds
morumbi: raises 900 to 1200
ThEcLaiMEer: raises 2100 to 3300
blu_polanski: folds
mrcrgl: folds
morumbi: calls 2100
*** FLOP *** [ ]
morumbi: bets 5905 and is all-in
ThEcLaiMEer: calls 5905
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
morumbi: shows [ ] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
ThEcLaiMEer: shows [ ] (a pair of Aces)
ThEcLaiMEer said, "omg"
morumbi collected 19085 from pot
ThEcLaiMEer said, "wp"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19085 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: CHARLI BUKET folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: IVANMARQUEZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Mostlee Dead folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: morumbi showed [ ] and won (19085) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 5: ThEcLaiMEer (button) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: blu_polanski (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: mrcrgl (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: JMaster130 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Craig61119 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[chrisbruce]

Nobody but nobody runs as bad as I do........... in the last 24 hrs....I have had the following

AA lost to K J
AA lost to JJ
flopped set of 666 lost to runner runner str8
KK lost to AQ
KK lost to A5
set of lose to set of 10s
and the final straw set of lose to quad ...8 on the river.......

whinge over
for now....feel a bit better............

[Longy]

Nobody but nobody runs as bad as I do........... in the last 24 hrs....I have had the following

AA lost to K J
AA lost to JJ
flopped set of 666 lost to runner runner str8
KK lost to AQ
KK lost to A5
set of lose to set of 10s
and the final straw set of lose to quad ...8 on the river.......

whinge over
for now....feel a bit better............

I could top those beats everday I play a significant amount of sngs. Though the reason I don't play mtts is cos of this as the varience is alot more hurtful.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Everyone thinks they run worse than the next person. Lets just leave it that i run the worst and stop whinging

[mondatoo]

Everyone thinks they run worse than the next person. Lets just leave it that i run the worst and stop whinging

[action man]

ffs went to local casino for the dealers choice game. Was so juicy, managed to lose £900 pot in 5 card omaha high with     on   board weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fucker had QT but hit backdoor diamonds weeeeeeeee 

hit a 6 padooki and ran into a 5  four handed weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

K3359    in 4 card omaha hi/lo   AA35 looses  to 39QQ weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (yes he called £24 preflop with this shit)

as soon as im back from my holibobs im gonna smash these clowns. grrrrrrr /rant

[Acidmouse]

fk fk fk 4 2nds on horses. bah

[Horneris]

FFS.

Got home from work at 10pm last night. Obv bed was the normal play but i couldnt resist downloading Lost. I went to bed at 12 to sleep 12-7 (back in work at 8am today) but woke up at 3am and knew Lost wouldve finished.

So watched it obv, TWICE!!! and therefore only had 3 hours sleep and im like a walking corpse here at work now.

Edit: Worth It.

[FuglyBaz]

Pfft, how to tilt yourself - watch 7 hours of darts back to back (Premier League finals night plus League of legends). Find that your £100 double on Evison and George goes down the toilet. Finish watching dartsand go to bed for sleep. Sister has her shitty garage music on so go back downstairs to watch TV while surfing tinternet. now my dad is watching the darts on Sky+ so Ive gotta see it again. Seen enough claret and shamrock as it is god sake, and if I hear One hundred and eighty again im gonna tilt $200 online to some German pacific donk

Rant over

[Claw75]

I'm bored.

That's all.

[Claw75]

I am in a proper rotten mood.  Hate it when I'm like this.  What I hate more though is pretending I'm happy and OK when I'm not, so I'm letting it out here.

I'm annoyed with myself too because for the first time ever I just swore at my daughter in temper.  I feel awful.  Thankfully I don't think she even noticed but I'm finding it difficult to forgive myself

Whinge over - I'm taking myself away for a bit for the good of the forum!

oh and before I go, I'm also fed up that I can't even whinge properly to my friends because of bloody internet nutters reading everything I write.

[Acidmouse]

People with blog links on their sigs, but NEVER update the blogs.