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[Graham C]

FML,

Two slices of toast in the toaster, come back two minutes later, the plug was off.

[amcgrath1uk]

FML,

Two slices of toast in the toaster, come back two minutes later, the plug was off.

must say m8, thats given me the best giggle of the day!!

[gatso]

FML,

Two slices of toast in the toaster, come back two minutes later, the plug was off.

you have my sympathy, it sucks when that happens. same with kettles

[Graham C]

+1

[Graham C]

Just once, I'd like someone elses AK not to win against my PP's or my AK to win against someone's mince hand.

QQ v AK no good, 16th in a crappy $10 180 man comp.

GL those still playing.

sigh





deeper sigh

[pokerfan]

sigh,i see this as a 700$ beat .the difference between 4th and 1st.
able '113517558 238' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: BettaFix (2844114 in chips)
Seat 3: 401/20 (1269238 in chips)
Seat 5: westasiate (1967104 in chips)
Seat 8: mal666 (1245544 in chips)
BettaFix: posts the ante 25000
401/20: posts the ante 25000
westasiate: posts the ante 25000
mal666: posts the ante 25000
westasiate: posts small blind 100000
mal666: posts big blind 200000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mal666 [ ]
BettaFix: folds
401/20: raises 200000 to 400000
westasiate: folds
mal666: raises 820544 to 1220544 and is all-in
401/20: calls 820544
*** FLOP *** [ ]
mal666 said, "wtf"
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mal666: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
401/20: shows [ ] (a pair of Queens)
401/20 collected 2641088 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2641088 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 2: BettaFix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: 401/20 (button) showed [ ] and won (2641088) with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: westasiate (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: mal666 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with high card Ace

[mondatoo]

FML,

Two slices of toast in the toaster, come back two minutes later, the plug was off.

LOL

But i can top that,put dinner in the oven come back half hour later and i'm starving get food out the oven,FFS a forgot to switch it on at the wall FML.Donk move

[booder]

nice rubdown sir

PokerStars Game #21412488962: Tournament #114752179, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/10/22 19:05:13 ET
Table '114752179 318' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: C_MAN_BB (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: Fonzy237 (2880 in chips)
Seat 3: aalliinn84 (2990 in chips)
Seat 4: Medusa 1208 (3140 in chips)
Seat 5: rufko (3220 in chips)
Seat 6: boodereham (2910 in chips)
Seat 8: byebyeguy (2860 in chips)
Seat 9: ChahlieK (3000 in chips)
byebyeguy: posts small blind 10
ChahlieK: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to boodereham [ ]
C_MAN_BB: folds
Fonzy237 has timed out
Fonzy237: folds
Fonzy237 is sitting out
Fonzy237 has returned
aalliinn84: calls 20
Medusa 1208: raises 260 to 280
rufko: folds
boodereham: folds
byebyeguy: raises 260 to 540
ChahlieK: folds
aalliinn84: folds
Medusa 1208: calls 260
*** FLOP *** [ ]
byebyeguy: bets 220
Medusa 1208: raises 220 to 440
byebyeguy: raises 1880 to 2320 and is all-in
Medusa 1208: calls 1880
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ]

*** SHOW DOWN *** byebyeguy: shows [ ] (a pair of Aces) Medusa 1208: shows [ ] (a straight, Four to Eight) Medusa 1208 collected 5760 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 5760 | Rake 0 Board [ ] Seat 1: C_MAN_BB folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Fonzy237 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: aalliinn84 folded before Flop Seat 4: Medusa 1208 showed [ ] and won (5760) with a straight, Four to Eight Seat 5: rufko folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: boodereham (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: byebyeguy (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Aces Seat 9: ChahlieK (big blind) folded before Flop Dealer: byebyeguy has a pair of Aces Dealer: Medusa 1208 has a straight, Four to Eight Dealer: Game #21412488962: Medusa 1208 wins pot (5760) with a straight, Four to Eight Dealer: byebyeguy finished the tournament in 2810th place Administrator: $11 satellite to the Sunday Warm-Up starts in 5 minutes. One seat is guaranteed.  To register see T114738961 under the Tourney/Satellite tab. byebyeguy [observer]: wow it must be me Medusa 1208: srry Medusa 1208: it is a shame

[booder]

my turn

PokerStars Game #21412653079: Tournament #114752179, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/10/22 19:11:26 ET
Table '114752179 318' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: C_MAN_BB (2970 in chips)
Seat 2: Fonzy237 (2480 in chips)
Seat 3: aalliinn84 (2440 in chips)
Seat 4: Medusa 1208 (3800 in chips)
Seat 5: rufko (3200 in chips)
Seat 6: boodereham (2910 in chips)
Seat 7: gr810r (2560 in chips)
Seat 8: itsbweed (2550 in chips)
Seat 9: ChahlieK (7060 in chips)
rufko: posts small blind 10
boodereham: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to boodereham [Ah ]
gr810r: folds
itsbweed: calls 20
ChahlieK: folds
C_MAN_BB: folds
Fonzy237: folds
aalliinn84: calls 20
Medusa 1208: raises 480 to 500
rufko: folds
boodereham: raises 2410 to 2910 and is all-in
itsbweed: folds
aalliinn84: folds
Medusa 1208: calls 2410
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boodereham: shows [Ah ] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Medusa 1208: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Jacks - lower kicker)
boodereham collected 5870 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5870 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: C_MAN_BB folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Fonzy237 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: aalliinn84 folded before Flop
Seat 4: Medusa 1208 (button) showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 5: rufko (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: boodereham (big blind) showed [Ah ] and won (5870) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 7: gr810r folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: itsbweed folded before Flop
Seat 9: ChahlieK folded before Flop (didn't bet)




Dealer: boodereham has three of a kind, Jacks
Dealer: Medusa 1208 has three of a kind, Jacks - lower kicker
Dealer: Game #21412653079: boodereham wins pot (5870) with three of a kind, Jacks
aalliinn84: hahahahah fishh
boodereham: tis a shame

[Maxriddles]

Not a bad beat tale but more of a why am I such a dumb ass post. How long and often do I need to play PLO before I stop misreading my hand? Thought I had a house until the chips went bye bye just before final table, not for the first time. Looked at the hand history and thought why am I such a fkin tit.

[Robert HM]

Not a bad beat tale but more of a why am I such a dumb ass post. How long and often do I need to play PLO before I stop misreading my hand? Thought I had a house until the chips went bye bye just before final table, not for the first time. Looked at the hand history and thought why am I such a fkin tit.

Join the club, have happily bet into someone thinking I had the nuts but he did. Posting on the forum and playing PLO is a recipe for disaster for me.

[Indestructable]

On Blonde 700+ runners and getting close to the money. Standard aces cracked on the river story which i won't bore you with but
 

[TheChipPrince]

Less poker, more life beats please...

[Claw75]

Less poker, more life beats please...

can't say too much on public forum, but my employers are pissing me off atm.

moan moan, whinge whinge etc.

[Geo the Sarge]

F&***************%%%%$$$$ k it

That is all, thank you


Geo