The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[gatso]

so tempted to install a christmas theme for the forum and force gatso to use it year round!

racist ban please. silo's signed my up as a jw so I no longer celebrate christmas and shouldn't be forced to by power mad techies

[Bongo]

so tempted to install a christmas theme for the forum and force gatso to use it year round!

I am with Gatso, nothing wrong with Christmas in fact it might be my favourite time of year. Lets just leave it till December, in fact a week before and after the 25th would do me.

Oh I agree with that...

[Graham C]

so tempted to install a christmas theme for the forum and force gatso to use it year round!

racist ban please. silo's signed my up as a jw so I no longer celebrate christmas and shouldn't be forced to by power mad techies

Drop in, you can join the women for tea.  I think there's muffins too.

[Graham C]

More sigh.  Our courier isn't coming at work today cos when I requested the collection, their answerphone screwed up and only recorded silence, and one of our customers has said that we've engraved some plaques wrong, but not only that, they went in some photoframe or something like that and they're 'phoning to discuss the costs involved in reframing'!   The thing is, they sent in a dodgy as hell photoshop of the 'original' artwork that we did wrong, it looks badly photoshopped to me, the incorrect word now has a shadow on it and the rest of the text doesn't - really bad job, but we can't find the original she sent in three, yes 3 weeks ago.  She's had them 3 weeks, sent them off to the framers (6 of them) and not one person spotted it!  Come off it.     Going to be a fun conversation when/if she calls.

[Geo the Sarge]

Always the same for me, Thegoodson is all in every hand and the only time I get it in he only has 155 fml:

PokerStars Game #22209149117: Tournament #120443200, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/11/20 14:24:49 ET
Table '120443200 250' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: OldPokerNick (6940 in chips)
Seat 2: fred0310 (2980 in chips)
Seat 3: thegoodson (155 in chips)
Seat 4: luffe119 (5660 in chips)
Seat 5: MaStr77 (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: thehibee2 (2980 in chips)
Seat 7: |l| GE |l| (2960 in chips)
Seat 8: $HforA$H (2345 in chips)
MaStr77: posts small blind 10
thehibee2: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thehibee2 [ ]
|l| GE |l|: folds
$HforA$H: folds
OldPokerNick: folds
fred0310: folds
thegoodson: raises 135 to 155 and is all-in
luffe119: calls 155
MaStr77: folds
thehibee2: calls 135
*** FLOP *** [ ]
thehibee2: checks
luffe119: checks
*** TURN *** [ ] []
thehibee2: bets 120
luffe119: folds
Uncalled bet (120) returned to thehibee2
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thehibee2: shows [ ] (a straight flush, Nine to King)
thegoodson: shows [ ] (a flush, King high)
thehibee2 collected 475 from pot
thegoodson re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $6.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 475 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: OldPokerNick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: fred0310 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: thegoodson showed [ ] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 4: luffe119 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: MaStr77 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: thehibee2 (big blind) showed [ ] and won (475) with a straight flush, Nine to King
Seat 7: |l| GE |l| folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: $HforA$H folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Geo the Sarge]

Couple of hands later and I'm happier:

PokerStars Game #22209356842: Tournament #120443200, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/11/20 14:32:16 ET
Table '120443200 250' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: OldPokerNick (6610 in chips)
Seat 2: fred0310 (4215 in chips)
Seat 3: thegoodson (3300 in chips)
Seat 4: luffe119 (5475 in chips)
Seat 5: MaStr77 (1440 in chips)
Seat 6: thehibee2 (2805 in chips)
Seat 7: |l| GE |l| (4865 in chips)
Seat 8: $HforA$H (2790 in chips)
Seat 9: johnkief (1490 in chips)
luffe119: posts small blind 15
MaStr77: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thehibee2 [ As]
thehibee2: raises 120 to 150
|l| GE |l|: calls 150
$HforA$H: folds
johnkief: folds
OldPokerNick: folds
fred0310: calls 150
thegoodson: raises 3150 to 3300 and is all-in
luffe119: folds
MaStr77: folds
thehibee2: calls 2655 and is all-in
|l| GE |l|: folds
fred0310: folds
Uncalled bet (495) returned to thegoodson
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thehibee2: shows [ As] (three of a kind, Sixes)
thegoodson: shows [ Ah] (three of a kind, Sixes - lower kicker)
thehibee2 collected 5955 from pot
thegoodson re-buys and receives 1500 chips for $3.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5955 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: OldPokerNick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: fred0310 folded before Flop
Seat 3: thegoodson (button) showed [ Ah] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 4: luffe119 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: MaStr77 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: thehibee2 showed [ As] and won (5955) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 7: |l| GE |l| folded before Flop
Seat 8: $HforA$H folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: johnkief folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Graham C]

Opened the post and there's a letter from the Performance Rights people, basically, if you play music in a business place, you apparently need a licence to do so.   Obv this goes in the bin.  I've just had a call from someone there to follow up the letter.   Despite the fact that I listen to 5 Live, and we're only a small industrial unit with two people here, they still expect us to fork out over £100 p.a. to listen to the feckin radio.   I tried to argue that it was a talk show, but there's jingles apprently and I have to pay for the pleasure of listeing to them.

£100 pa.  Fucking rip off. I told her I'd take the radio home, miserable bastards.  If I'd been broadcasting it in a shop, fair enough, but we're a little unit out in the sticks ffs.

[booder]

 


have hit 3 sets on the flop today.......gone bust each time.....twice to top 2 pair and once to overset.

fk poker.

[Maxriddles]

Christmas shopping today, just in after leaving at 9am this morning and heading out again in an hour to get the job done.

[Colchester Kev]

Christmas shopping today, just in after leaving at 9am this morning and heading out again in an hour to get the job done.

Christmas shopping with Jane ...

Go into every fucking shop within a 2 mile radius of the city centre, walk around aimlessly, buy fuck all.

Today I manhandled her out of woollies and frogmarched her to subway ... After a steak and double cheese with lettuce, red onion & mayo, I was ready to continue the aimless tedious fucking ball ache that xmas shopping undoubtedly is.

My only enjoyment of the day (apart from subway) was reminding people who were saying "happy Xmas" that we are actually in NOVEMBER, IT AINT CHRISTMAS !!

[Ironside]

dont be a misery guts kev

you know what christmas shopping with the one you love means

[Colchester Kev]

dont be a misery guts kev

you know what christmas shopping with the one you love means

Yep, sore feet from traipsing everywhere and bruised arms where you keep getting punched for being a miserable twat

[Longy]

Christmas shopping today, just in after leaving at 9am this morning and heading out again in an hour to get the job done.

Christmas shopping with Jane ...

Go into every fucking shop within a 2 mile radius of the city centre, walk around aimlessly, buy fuck all.

Today I manhandled her out of woollies and frogmarched her to subway ... After a steak and double cheese with lettuce, red onion & mayo, I was ready to continue the aimless tedious fucking ball ache that xmas shopping undoubtedly is.

My only enjoyment of the day (apart from subway) was reminding people who were saying "happy Xmas" that we are actually in NOVEMBER, IT AINT CHRISTMAS !!

1. Ask everyone what they want.

2. http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=17728.0

3. ?

4. Profit.

[GreekStein]

not my standard line in a hand lol, but player notes said this guy cant fold top pair

Game #8461903864: £1000 GTD (ID8655015) £20+£2 - Hold'em NL (10/20) - 2008/11/28 - 19:00:02 (UK)
Table "8655015 - 6" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: Sparadrap (2000 in chips)
Seat 2: 5knuck (2000 in chips)
Seat 3: Dizzeeeee (2000 in chips)
Seat 4: Monty999 (2000 in chips)
Seat 5: Nraider (2000 in chips)
Seat 6: ROOMERS (2000 in chips)
Seat 7: BigTilt (2000 in chips)
Seat 8: Gazola1 (2000 in chips)
Seat 9: Whitedog (2000 in chips)
Seat 10: Jstriker (2000 in chips)
5knuck: posts small blind 10
Dizzeeeee: posts big blind 20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Dizzeeeee [td ]
Monty999: calls 20
Nraider: folds
Nraider sits out
ROOMERS: folds
BigTilt: folds
Gazola1: folds
Gazola1 sits out
Whitedog: calls 20
Jstriker: folds
Sparadrap: folds
5knuck: calls 10
Dizzeeeee: checks
----- FLOP ----- [ ]
5knuck: checks
Dizzeeeee: checks
Monty999: bets 80
Whitedog: folds
5knuck: folds
Dizzeeeee: raises to 1980 and is all-in
Monty999: calls 1900 and is all-in
----- TURN ----- [ ][]
----- RIVER ----- [ ][]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Dizzeeeee: shows [td ] (Two Pairs, Kings and Tens, Queen high)
Monty999: shows [ Ah] (Two Pairs, Kings and Queens, Ace high)
Monty999 collected 4040 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 4040 Main pot 4040 Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Sparadrap (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 5knuck (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Dizzeeeee (big blind) showed [td ] and lost with Two Pairs, Kings and Tens, Queen high
Seat 4: Monty999 showed [ Ah] and won (4040) with Two Pairs, Kings and Queens, Ace high
Seat 6: ROOMERS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BigTilt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Gazola1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Whitedog folded on the Flop
Seat 10: Jstriker folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[gatso]

1. Ask everyone what they want.

2. http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=17728.0

3. ?

4. Profit.

I'm with you apart from step 1, just wastes time