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[celtic]

Sigh at PLO donkeys. 

3 handed pot, I have a small full house, the board has paired jacks and I hit a set of 9's.  I'm utg and check the river, next checks and donkey last to act bets his flush he's on the flop.  Obv I have to call, but matey next to me now reraises.  I know I'm beat but can't fold.  Sure enough he has a better house but sigh at the donkey betting on a paired board, bastard cost me a few $

eh?

[Graham C]

figured?

It was only $25 PLO, I the dudes go mental with top pair often enough

[Claw75]

hmpf.  played EC satellite for women's world open today.  AK<<<<AT on an ace high flop - money goes in, ten on turn and I double up the short stack.  Still have 10 bbs and wait paitently or a hand.  Have only shown down big hands, and my opportunity comes when I find QQ in the small blind in a multi-limped pot and shove in my (now) 8bb stack.  One of the limpers (who folded to my last shove because, and I quote, 'you've been patient - you must have a big hand') says 'I'll give you a spin then', and calls for a third of her stack with  .  Lovely, until the four clubs hit the board.  GG me.  Just found out she went on to win the seat.  That's two sats for this I've played, both times QQ has been the death of me (last time running into them, this time losing with them), and both times the person who knocked me out went on to win the seat.  At least my chips got put to good use I suppose   Moan moan, whinge whinge!

[chrisbruce]

Die Joker stars

Step 6 for a WSOP seat and this happens

PokerStars Game #28346889404: Tournament #164585390, $2000+$100 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2009/05/18 16:12:55 ET
Table '164585390 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: SiVTEC (4450 in chips)
Seat 2: leoc00 (9240 in chips)
Seat 3: murfie01 (1955 in chips)
Seat 6: busto_soon (4300 in chips)
Seat 7: caprioli (9115 in chips)
Seat 8: canalman (6940 in chips)
SiVTEC: posts the ante 25
leoc00: posts the ante 25
murfie01: posts the ante 25
busto_soon: posts the ante 25
caprioli: posts the ante 25
canalman: posts the ante 25
SiVTEC: posts small blind 150
leoc00: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to canalman [As Ah]
murfie01: folds
busto_soon: raises 3975 to 4275 and is all-in
caprioli: folds
canalman: raises 2640 to 6915 and is all-in
SiVTEC: folds
leoc00: folds
Uncalled bet (2640) returned to canalman
*** FLOP *** [td ]
*** TURN *** [td ] []
*** RIVER *** [td ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
busto_soon: shows [ ] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
canalman: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
busto_soon collected 9150 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9150 | Rake 0
Board [td ]
Seat 1: SiVTEC (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: leoc00 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: murfie01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: busto_soon showed [ ] and won (9150) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
Seat 7: caprioli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: canalman (button) showed [As Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

[chrisbruce]

and finally my exit hand

PokerStars Game #28347654050: Tournament #164585390, $2000+$100 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2009/05/18 16:30:26 ET
Table '164585390 2' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: SiVTEC (4875 in chips)
Seat 2: leoc00 (11214 in chips)
Seat 6: busto_soon (9330 in chips)
Seat 7: caprioli (8365 in chips)
Seat 8: canalman (2216 in chips)
SiVTEC: posts the ante 50
leoc00: posts the ante 50
busto_soon: posts the ante 50
caprioli: posts the ante 50
canalman: posts the ante 50
canalman: posts small blind 300
SiVTEC: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to canalman [As ]
leoc00: folds
busto_soon: folds
caprioli: raises 4800 to 5400
canalman: calls 1866 and is all-in
SiVTEC: folds
Uncalled bet (3234) returned to caprioli
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
canalman: shows [As ] (a pair of Deuces)
caprioli: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Deuces)
caprioli collected 5182 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5182 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: SiVTEC (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: leoc00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: busto_soon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: caprioli (button) showed [ ] and won (5182) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 8: canalman (small blind) showed [As ] and lost with a pair of Deuces

[Acidmouse]

Ok making a good start to SAS program.

5 SnG's AA cracked 4 times all in preflop.

[KarmaDope]

so my company hire this new girl as a runner at my company. she is absolutely amazing, so so fit. all the guys are desperate to get to know her. shes not just so fit, but a really nice cool girl aswell. then we find out something pretty crazy. she is a model for a few different lads mags like 'front' and 'maxim'. her name is Seren Haf Gibson (check her out on google, shes amazing. maybe even some of u guys have heard of her already lol).
anyway, her first week goes by and ive got to know her quite well and basically everyone loves her.
then on friday at the end of her first week she gets let go!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf i hear u cry, cos we were all the same.
it all sounds pretty dodgy tbh, noone quite knows wot happened

fml, fittest girl ever comes to work then has left by end of the week

Girlfriend still friends with her, went to school together, from ruthin in North Wales...  I'll see if I can find some pics of them together on her FB

haha, yeah am friends wit her on fb. shes lookin hot in many pics. wots ur gf name? maybe can spot some pics of her. understand if u dont wanna post her name online though

Unless she has a 3/4 different accounts herself, there are some fake ones out there, gf is frends with 'Haf Gibson', not any Seren ones... 894 friends, surname MacKenzie

ChipPrince, Edgy...your friend is on Page 3 of the Star today, just in case you were interested...

[TheChipPrince]

 

[booder]

pretty standard

[thetank]

I'm on mad monkey tilt

Towards the end of the sesh last night, chair went and broke. The cumulative weight of my person over many long nights was still too much for it, poor thing.

So we had a look, post session analysis and all that. Plinky plonk, it's not too bad, one of the alan screws at the back had come loose. So off I go to hunt for an allan key today.

Could I find one after 45 minutes of looking? could I bollox (beat #1). So I had to go to poundland (beat#2) to buy a set. It was fucking pissing it down raining (beat#3)


Anyway, Jim'll fixed it right, and go to load up todays sesh and the computer goes all wierd, like I can't close a window or nuthink. It's as if the mouse is bust and keeps on clicking. Turns out it's the keyboard that's fekked. Might get a new one at some point, but I bashed it up and down a couple times and it's good to go justnow.

So all systems go go go for more pokerz. Blanked the first batch, (beat#4)
I'm halfway through batch#2 when my internet goes down.

Was during a couple of crucial hands where I'm locked on for huge pots. Backup connection takes a bloody age to load coz there's so much porn on my laptop. By the time I'm up and running again I jsut lost ~$150 of equity probs. (beat#5)

[  ] Second batch ended well (beat#6) In part thanks to the backup connection being glitchy and losing 4 minutes which turned my 2:1 chip lead HU into a 1:10 chip defecit. (beat#7)

Now I can't get online with the main connection but I'm gagging to play an all night sesh coz I was totally up for that. Meh, fml, everything fekking breaks.

Talk talk can go fk themselves, new internet supplier in the morning methinks.

[booder]

wp sir   

[Colchester Kev]

Raise more pre imo.

[booder]

Raise more pre imo.

4x bb ?   

[Colchester Kev]

PMSL ... was dying to say "raise more pre" to you for ages.

[rossfourfive]

Think the sponsor of the thread needs to be changed. Arsene hasn't had a good whinge for ages.