People wear combat trousers with pockets for K-rations and hand-grenades sewn on to the outside at knee level.
Hoodies, overcoats and scarves under studio lights.
Jacket and tie but no shirt.
Tops and bottoms that lack enough material to meet in the middle.
Caterpillar boots when they have never been on a tractor in their lives.
Safety pins but no nappy.
Fur from endangered animals.
Dog chains that connect their legs together.
Baseball caps with the peak sewn onto the side...
...and pants that hang below their arse FFS!
Come on guys, let's cut the shade wearers a little slack.