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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2008, 12:42:53 AM »
Quote from: Acidmouse on May 15, 2008, 11:37:58 PM
"I told you I was ill" - Spike M

I remember Spike Milligan being interviewed in the six months or so before he died and the interviewer asked him if he was afraid of dying. Spike's reply was a cracker I thought:

"No, but I just don't want to be there when it happens"
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2008, 12:45:13 AM »
Quote from: Claw75 on May 16, 2008, 12:38:55 AM
Quote from: Robert HM on May 16, 2008, 12:37:53 AM

Saves me getting more depressed thinking about what I haven't done.



I've already beat you to that one!

You can have "embalmed in death, just as pickled as in life"
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2008, 12:50:15 AM »
i only want to be buried if my coffin has a lifetime guarantee
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2008, 12:51:42 AM »
While we're on the subject. I have a few quid scattered around on various poker sites. If I were to shuffle of this mortal coil, my family wouldn't know where to look for it or who to contact. I wonder how many poker players buy the farm without cashing in their chips?

Also, who among you has made a will?
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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2008, 12:54:02 AM »
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While we're on the subject. I have a few quid scattered around on various poker sites. If I were to shuffle of this mortal coil, my family wouldn't know where to look for it or who to contact. I wonder how many poker players buy the farm without cashing in their chips?

Also, who among you has made a will?

A trusted friend has my passwords

Yep, willed up but would you expect anything less
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2008, 01:22:33 AM »
"He came to party, He tried his best"
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2008, 02:30:40 AM »
She lived life, loved it and was happy throughout. 

On her death, the Devil is hoping and the angels do doubt. 
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2008, 02:52:56 AM »
If i win i always cash out Tom. We have made a will but needs to be adjusted.

She ever could please everyone but she died trying.
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2008, 10:50:55 AM »
Were straying into epitaphs now, but they're still interesting.
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2008, 11:26:44 AM »
I believe that somebody on the forum would come up with

Snat - Thank god he has finally shut up
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2008, 11:28:02 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on May 16, 2008, 10:50:55 AM
Were straying into epitaphs now, but they're still interesting.

Thought the same thing after I posted.  Will think on it some more and get back to you. 
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2008, 12:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Snatiramas on May 16, 2008, 11:26:44 AM
I believe that somebody on the forum would come up with

Snat - Thank god he has finally shut up

I was thinking more along the lines of:

Impossible shoes to fill.
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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2008, 12:20:08 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on May 16, 2008, 12:17:54 PM
Quote from: Snatiramas on May 16, 2008, 11:26:44 AM
I believe that somebody on the forum would come up with

Snat - Thank god he has finally shut up

I was thinking more along the lines of:

Impossible shoes to fill.

Snatty hopes heaven doesn't have a dress code.
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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2008, 12:29:39 PM »
whatsisname will be sadly missed  by everyone from the Alzheimers society
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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2008, 12:41:54 PM »
Bloke in his 70s goes back to the mill where he worked as a boy to see his old mucker.

"Is Joe about please?"

"You've just missed him, He's gone to fetch a bale of cotton"

"Well tell him I'll call again tomorrow"

The next day, he tries again.


"Is Joe about please?"

"You've just missed him, He's gone to fetch a bale of cotton"


This goes on all week, until, on Saturday morning...


"Is Joe about please?"

"I'm sorry, he's dead and buried"

"Omg! That was quick. Can I at least visit his grave?"

He visits the grave, on the tombstone are these words...

"Here lies Old Joe, gone, but not for cotton."   
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