Your Own Obituary

[thetank]

He was a keen auto-obituarist, perhaps too keen, updating every time he came back from the toilet.

[portfolio]

spike wins  hands down, everytime.

[Flea]

Yesterday the grim reaper finally caught up with that tricky little bugger known as Flea.

His greatest achievement was his son and managing to live as long as he did, death had stalked him for a while but Flea was always a jump ahead until he finally got caught by the 3.45 to Cheltenham whilst trying to tie his laces on the platform.

He leaves behind a house,a car and a shoe.

His epitaph will read "where's the tra......".

[tantrum]

I'll be back.....

[mondatoo]

spike wins  hands down, everytime.

[robgibraltar]

Here possibly lies RobGibraltar, undefeated hide and seek champion.

[Horneris]

Fuck.

[Colchester Kev]

your life ??

[gouty]

Bloke in his 70s goes back to the mill where he worked as a boy to see his old mucker.

"Is Joe about please?"

"You've just missed him, He's gone to fetch a bale of cotton"

"Well tell him I'll call again tomorrow"

The next day, he tries again.


"Is Joe about please?"

"You've just missed him, He's gone to fetch a bale of cotton"


This goes on all week, until, on Saturday morning...


"Is Joe about please?"

"I'm sorry, he's dead and buried"

"Omg! That was quick. Can I at least visit his grave?"

He visits the grave, on the tombstone are these words...

"Here lies Old Joe, gone, but not for cotton."   

Bahaha. Some beauties in the blonde archive.

[Tal]

For a lot of people, their EPITAPH will be

"He never knew what an obituary is"

Despite that, much win ITT

[Karabiner]

Deal him out for a while.

[celtic]

Write a short Obituary of yourself.

I'm gonna do one, but I'd like to see a few other first.

Just brief - how you'd like to be remembered, or, worse, how you probably would be remembered.

Go on - I dare you.

5 years on and tikay still hasn't done his.

We could say that some have been waiting longer