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I wonder if 400 years down the line people will be reading the threads on this forum from this time and wondering if flushy ever got a life partner, red-dog ever played a ladbrokes comp he never cashed in and if sark ever got round to writing a book about his favorite type of cactus.
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Lest my death not be in vain.. I found out pokerstars was rigged proof under second set of flowers on left.. lee jones killed me.
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"Fk my life."
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Quote from: The_nun on May 16, 2008, 02:52:56 AM
We have made a will but needs to be adjusted.
It's always a good idea to keep your Wills up to date. I was helping my parents to sort out their estates (just in case, as my Father just retired) and in their respective Wills it states that in the event of both dying that my uncle gets custody of my brother and I.
That's nice to know as both of us are over 30, married and the Bruv has kids of his own!
Does that mean I can bump them off and then quit my job and live with my Uncle?
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the poker community.
Chezger Duke died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated bat beats He was 88.
Duke was buried in a pint glass shaped coffin. The gravesite was piled high with empty bottles of Corona NFL.
Attendants at the graveside included the 186 year old head of Worldwide Media Inc, TK who took time off controlling all of the world's television. Also there to pay respects was Red-Dog the new CEO of Countryside Ownership & Dodgy Photo's Ltd.
Father Jack delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Duke as a man who never knew how much he had drank, never fell down and was always ready for a laugh.
Various members of the “Ladies Dancing Community” were also in attendance bemoaning loss of income.
He was not considered a very smart man, wasting much of his money on silly draws, bad reads, liquid gold and loose women. Despite being a little off the pace at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a role model for many to aspire to.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 2 minutes out of respect for the maximum time he ever spent in a poker tournament.
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Way to go Duke!
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Quote from: The_duke on May 16, 2008, 02:34:54 PM
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the poker community.
Chezger Duke died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated bat beats He was 88.
Duke was buried in a pint glass shaped coffin. The gravesite was piled high with empty bottles of Corona NFL.
Attendants at the graveside included the 186 year old head of Worldwide Media Inc, TK who took time off controlling all of the world's television. Also there to pay respects was Red-Dog the new CEO of Countryside Ownership & Dodgy Photo's Ltd.
Father Jack delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Duke as a man who never knew how much he had drank, never fell down and was always ready for a laugh.
Various members of the “Ladies Dancing Community” were also in attendance bemoaning loss of income.
He was not considered a very smart man, wasting much of his money on silly draws, bad reads, liquid gold and loose women. Despite being a little off the pace at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a role model for many to aspire to.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 2 minutes out of respect for the maximum time he ever spent in a poker tournament.
RIP
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Quote from: The_duke on May 16, 2008, 02:34:54 PM
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the poker community.
Chezger Duke died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated bat beats He was 88.
Duke was buried in a pint glass shaped coffin. The gravesite was piled high with empty bottles of Corona NFL.
Attendants at the graveside included the 186 year old head of Worldwide Media Inc, TK who took time off controlling all of the world's television. Also there to pay respects was Red-Dog the new CEO of Countryside Ownership & Dodgy Photo's Ltd.
Father Jack delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Duke as a man who never knew how much he had drank, never fell down and was always ready for a laugh.
Various members of the “Ladies Dancing Community” were also in attendance bemoaning loss of income.
He was not considered a very smart man, wasting much of his money on silly draws, bad reads, liquid gold and loose women. Despite being a little off the pace at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a role model for many to aspire to.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 2 minutes out of respect for the maximum time he ever spent in a poker tournament.
You missed a bit off the end.
"The duke, a firm believer in reincarnation, died peacefully. The last words to pass his lips were: "Let's go round again!".
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Tom that gag really made me p155 myself "gone but not for cotton" class.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,
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May 16, 2008, 03:12:58 PM »
off topic.,,..,,.
there was a poetry competition in australia,and it was down to the last 2 finalists
1 a priest the other a labourer
the last final word comes up to make a poem out of this
"""TIMBUKTU"""
the priest is first up and comes up with this classic all in an aussie accent
ive been a priest all of my life,
ive had no kids coz ive had no wife,
ive read the good book through and through,
all the way to """TIMBUKTU """
the crowd goes wild hooray its the best la,de,da,de,da..,.,,.etc
the labourer turn in an aussie accent
now me and my mate Tim,we were in a tent,
three girls were sent down,they were heaven sent,
we drank fosters larger all night through
i bucked one,and TIMBUKTU
try and remember that when your p1553d
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"Here I lie, stiff at last."
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Now i'm on tilt
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The reading of his last will and testament will be on Tuesday morning. I am sure you are all dying to know who will get the two comics, and to whom he has left the balloon.
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Quote from: thetank on May 17, 2008, 10:58:15 PM
The reading of his last will and testament will be on Tuesday morning. I am sure you are all dying to know who will get the two comics, and to whom he has left the balloon.
i'll have the balloon....
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