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« on: May 19, 2008, 01:21:44 PM »
3 minutes in to this video and I couldn't stop laughing. Mark teltscher gives a lesson at the table to some swede.

http://www.pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=4100&page=0&title=EPT_S04E03-Barcelona_3_4
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 01:31:09 PM »
What a twat
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 01:47:55 PM »
The guy seems to be high on adrenalin or drunk.  Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 01:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Royal Flush on May 19, 2008, 01:31:09 PM
What a twat

Thts the nicest thing i have ever heard someone say about him
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 01:54:22 PM »
Quote from: 77dave on May 19, 2008, 01:50:45 PM
Quote from: Royal Flush on May 19, 2008, 01:31:09 PM
What a twat

Thts the nicest thing i have ever heard someone say about him

It's the nicest thing i have ever said about him as well!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 02:01:55 PM »
always wondered why a lot of people had such a dislike for this guy ...just from that clip i now know why  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 02:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Royal Flush on May 19, 2008, 01:31:09 PM
What a twat
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2008, 02:20:29 PM »
A while ago, out of the blue, the guy that sits next to me at work says to me 'Have you heard of a poker player called Mark Teltscher?'

'Yes', I say. 'Why?'

'Because I saw that he won some big poker tournament and I went to school with him'.

'Oh', says I. 'What was he like?'

'He was an absolute twat. No one liked him.'
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2008, 02:29:31 PM »
lol - would love to have him at my table.  ****.
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2008, 02:34:47 PM »
One thing in Teltscher's defence is that Sander Lylloff, the Dane, is actually one of Teltscher's good friends. (They shared a room in Barcelona).
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2008, 02:42:02 PM »
Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari"
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2008, 02:49:31 PM »
Quote from: DaveShoelace on May 19, 2008, 02:42:02 PM
Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari"



Translation "I have a small cock"
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2008, 03:07:49 PM »
Quote from: boldie on May 19, 2008, 02:49:31 PM
Quote from: DaveShoelace on May 19, 2008, 02:42:02 PM
Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari"



Translation "I have a small cock"


What car you got?Huh?
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2008, 03:09:37 PM »
Quote from: cia260895 on May 19, 2008, 03:07:49 PM
Quote from: boldie on May 19, 2008, 02:49:31 PM
Quote from: DaveShoelace on May 19, 2008, 02:42:02 PM
Someone told me about a time he sat down at a table and his first words were "Hi Im Mark Teltscher, I drive a ferrari"



Translation "I have a small cock"


Mercedes C280 sport...I have a normal sized cock.



It's my scrotum that is freakishly small Sad

What car you got?Huh?
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2008, 03:11:13 PM »
Dont have 1..
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