An account of Jeeves' trip to Las Vegas latterly in the service of Mr tikay.

[boldie]

indoor sky diving?!  He mentioned in a PM he was going sky diving but forgot to mention the indoor bit.  I am no longer impressed (but still looking forward to the video - I do hope you've got your handycam with you Jeeves?

Blatant "I get PMs from TK" brag IMO.

[tikay]

indoor sky diving?!  He mentioned in a PM he was going sky diving but forgot to mention the indoor bit.  I am no longer impressed (but still looking forward to the video - I do hope you've got your handycam with you Jeeves?

Blatant "I get PMs from TK" brag IMO.

No worries, it saved that damn Jeeves from doing the reveal. He sees everything, hears everything, & knows everything. He's omnipresent, & omnipotent.

[Ironside]

indoor sky diving?!  He mentioned in a PM he was going sky diving but forgot to mention the indoor bit.  I am no longer impressed (but still looking forward to the video - I do hope you've got your handycam with you Jeeves?

Blatant "I get PMs from TK" brag IMO.

No worries, it saved that damn Jeeves from doing the reveal. He sees everything, hears everything, & knows everything. He's omnipresent, & omnipotent.

i thought it was impotent

[RichEO]

indoor sky diving?!  He mentioned in a PM he was going sky diving but forgot to mention the indoor bit.  I am no longer impressed (but still looking forward to the video - I do hope you've got your handycam with you Jeeves?

Blatant "I get PMs from TK" brag IMO.

No worries, it saved that damn Jeeves from doing the reveal. He sees everything, hears everything, & knows everything. He's omnipresent, & omnipotent.

i thought it was impotent

I don't think that's possible in Vegas with all the viagra adds.

'If you experience an erection that lasts more than 24 hours please contact your doctor.'

I bet doctor is the last thing on their mind.

[Dino]

Have you tried it?
It's great in your coffee.
Stops the biscuits going soft when you dunk them.

[Jeeves]

Monday

Perhaps I acted a bit hastily. I was so keen to be in service with a kindred spirit that of course I leapt at the opportunity to serve Mr tikay. However, approaching a week later I am, not to put too fine a point on it, if I may say so, in the fullness of time and cognisant of the ungrateful mien that I will be accused of, shattered. Yes, the rumours reaching me from dear old long lost blighty are true.

He never stops. Back in my past service my hours may have been flexible but at least I knew that I would have a lot of time to myself. With Mr tikay, a hair-dyed Duracell bunny, one simply never stops.

Here is a typical day, Mr tikay style. With myself of course two steps behind, and one to the left in bow tie and tails


10am. Rise after three hours sleep. Dress in Sky Poker (expert analysis by fish for fish) clothing and go down to breakfast at the Rio.

10.30am In mid-breakfast, be joined by assorted poker players. Who I also have to serve at Mr tikay's request.

11am Go to the viewing station behind the Rio kitchen and observe the freight trains passing through the railyard below. Write in "the Train diary of Tony K, 1949" any instances of freight being pulled by two engines. This diary is quite remarkable, runs to 27 volumes, all indexed and colour coded and he carries it with him everywhere.

11.30am Meet up with Sky Poker (expert analysis by fish, for fish) to discuss day's filming schedule

12am Begin filming. Today Mr tikay and Mr Norman Pace are discussing main event strategy with two online qualifiers. There is a heated debate between Mr Norman and Mr tikay after Mr tikay gives what I deem to be very sensible advice to the new players.

"Pass every hand for two orbits, look who is active, look who is tight, build an image"

Mr Norman, who is constantly on the telephone to an agent ("No I don't want to do summer season in Yarmouth with Gareth, get me Shakespeare, get me Checkov, but no more light entertainement, comprende?") contends that the advice is flawed.

"What happens if you get Aces tikay. Pass?"

and the two verbally spar like a couple of ageing lotharios lounging in a bathrobe being attended to by Eyyptian nymphs in the Luxor. Very pleasant, allegedly.

1pm Take 37 of the advice shoot

2pm Hang about in the Rio Lobby taking snaps of poker players, instead of resting and having lunch. Pay special attention to poker player's footwear both for adding to "the feet diary of tony K, 1950" and for posting on blonde poker diary under the guise of a competition

3pm resume filming.

5pm Enter tournament at Treasure Island

5.01pm-9pm Inflict a series of outdraws on poker tourists, and tell train stories

9.01pm Travel to Rio for more filming. Tells Jeeves to go up to players playing WSOP main event at their table and ask them if they would mind being interviewed at the table

9.02pm-10pm Joe Beevers and Barry Greenstein accept Jeeves' proposal. Matusow tries to hit Jeeves and is restrained by security. Hellmuth asks for payment. Doyle Brunson is asleep.

10pm Mr tikay films interviews with Beevers and Greenstein. Asks to take photographs of their feet but both refuse. Security hovers. Mr tikay flashes his media pass "Courtesy of Mr Jeffrey Polloack, WSOP High Priest and Commissioner, steam train enthusiast, to dearest Tony xxx"

11pm Mr tikay conference calls with a Ms Dingdell of Northamptonshire on the subject of pipes, plumbing and water. Tears are shed. I am on hand to provide Sky Poker (expert analysis by fish, for fish) monogrammed tissues to Mr tikay, clearly overwhelemd with the predicament.

Midnight Enter tournament at the Venetian. Jeeves is instructed to look out for any examples of open toed sandals on the casino floor.

4am Back to hotel room, catch up on PMs, blonde poker forum, emails until 7am

7am Bed

10am Rinse and repeat.


So, dear reader, I am on the verge of collapse. Not only do I have to accompany mr tikay through his schedule but in the only three hours of "down-time" I have to iron, clean, darn, polish and impersonate. By impersonate I am under clear instructions to pass myself off as Mr tikay in print should a Mr Beard of Nottinghamshire be listed as "online" on the blonde poker forum. I know not why.

Mine of course is not to ask questions, but to willingly accept the wishes of my new master. I do though worry, about both myself and my stamina and mr tikay.

We have not yet had the conversation of what happens in ten days time on Mr tikay's return to his abode in Ilkeston, Derbyshire. That conversation must be imminent, but at the moment I do not know how I reply when mr tikay asks me to continue in his employ, as he surely will.

[Karabiner]

LOL 

[boldie]

LOL 

what he said. This just keeps getting better.

[jizzemm]

LOL 

what he said. This just keeps getting better.

+1

[cia260895]

Pure class...

if bored jeeves asked his higness for a rendition of the central line trains on the tracks...

[booder]

give up working for Tikay..........get yourself a job with Compo

[boldie]

give up working for Tikay..........get yourself a job with Compo

Fashion consultant?

[Jeeves]

Monday


I took delivery of a package on Saturday, marked "BOSE" and addressed to Master Floppy, care of myself

I am currently holding onto said item, for safe-keeping. Until he pays me my pending money in lieu of notice anyway.

I "slipped" Randall on reception a $20 note to keep quiet.

p.s don't tell him.

p.p.s I call this petty behaviour an "utter triumph" in honour of my past Master.

[Colchester Kev]

Monday


I took delivery of a package on Saturday, marked "BOSE" and addressed to Master Floppy, care of myself

I am currently holding onto said item, for safe-keeping. Until he pays me my pending money in lieu of notice anyway.

I "slipped" Randall on reception a $20 note to keep quiet.

p.s don't tell him.

p.p.s I call this petty behaviour an "utter triumph" in honour of my past Master.

Genius Jeeves, you certainly are "the man"

[Robert HM]

Monday


I took delivery of a package on Saturday, marked "BOSE" and addressed to Master Floppy, care of myself

I am currently holding onto said item, for safe-keeping. Until he pays me my pending money in lieu of notice anyway.

I "slipped" Randall on reception a $20 note to keep quiet.

p.s don't tell him.

p.p.s I call this petty behaviour an "utter triumph" in honour of my past Master.

funny!!