An account of Jeeves' trip to Las Vegas latterly in the service of Mr tikay.

[jgcblack]

There you go Jeeves, more work lined up already. I hope Tikay has given you a few handy hints on tending the allotment.

Euphemisms itt......

 

pm'd you tk but no reply yet mett...

[tikay]

There you go Jeeves, more work lined up already. I hope Tikay has given you a few handy hints on tending the allotment.

Euphemisms itt......

 

pm'd you tk but no reply yet mett...

Yes, I've just seen it.

I've just got home after an 18 hour journey, & there are about 30PM's which have arrived in that period, plus a backlog from the previous few days when I was a bit busy & pre-occupied with some other stuff.......can you bear with me please.

I also need to run your question past the Mods.

[jgcblack]

No problems..

[smashedagain]

Can we somehow get Jeeves to do one of the live updates with Caroline. Now that would be some funny stuff

[tikay]

Can we somehow get Jeeves to do one of the live updates with Caroline. Now that would be some funny stuff

That would reveal his or her identity though (as they would need to be present) - & we don't know if Jeeves has the ability to Update, or even understands poker.

Furthermore, suppose Jeeves was really Caroline? We'd be an updater short.

[smashedagain]

Can we somehow get Jeeves to do one of the live updates with Caroline. Now that would be some funny stuff

That would reveal his or her identity though (as they would need to be present) - & we don't know if Jeeves has the ability to Update, or even understands poker.

Furthermore, suppose Jeeves was really Caroline? We'd be an updater short.

Lol good point.

[stumpythefish]

I have been reading blonde for awhile and have to say this thread was hilarious i suppose we have to wait till next year for the next episode? gutted.

[smashedagain]

I have been reading blonde for awhile and have to say this thread was hilarious i suppose we have to wait till next year for the next episode? gutted.

Welcome to blonde and posting

[SuuPRlim]

Incredible thread, incredible.

Jeeves I'm returning here in October, if you're looking for work

[stumpythefish]

I have been reading blonde for awhile and have to say this thread was hilarious i suppose we have to wait till next year for the next episode? gutted.

Welcome to blonde and posting

thanks i have been reading for along time now and i thought it was about time i showed my appreciation and this thread is top class

[Jeeves]

My Work mobile phone rang.

I was startled. It had been a while since my phone rang, and there was no reason for it to ring on a Bank Holiday.

"Is that Jeeves?"

I immediatedly recognised the voice, its timbre slightly reedier in the year since we last spoke but still unmistakable

tikay.

I pressed "sit out" in my feeder-token-facebook freeroll-day one ISPT satellite that isn't a satellite really, its a Day One.

"Yes" I said non-commitally.

"Vegas Jeeves. 13th June flight VSO43 Gatwick North. Going for a month. The usual. Plenty of work and I need......."

I interrupted him, rudely, my manservant manners temporarily deserting me

"They are sending you again sir?" my voice rising towards the end of the sentence, betraying my surprise that he had managed to inveigle a trip to the Mojave once again

"Well I didn't know for ages Jeeves, didn't like to ask and then out of the blue it was agreed and Jeeves....."

He paused. I kept silent. I sensed that a revelation was nigh. I was to be disappointed

"Well the Nevada concrete Jeeves, its something special especially in June. Sunlight glinting off the pavement, hot to the touch. New buildings going up on the Strip and well Jeeves if you'd er, like to, er accompany me I would be delighted. Usual stipend. Usual everything really"

I decided to play hard to get.

"Yes sir, of course. When and where do you need me?"

"Live in Hampton now Jeeves. So how about you pop down before we go to the airport. You can practice photography on some ducks for me. Pack my concrete manuals. We can re-acquaint ahead of the flight."

"Yes sir. We are travelling alone? None of those Sky Poker gentlemen who follow you around like lost sheep at all hours of the day and night in Nevada sir. Especially not that Welsh one?" I said with disdain

"Ryan and Dylan are on the same flight as us" he said

My heart sank

"but we will be on the top deck, they will be on the bottom"

My spirits rose.

"Your main initial task will be to act as a line of defence between me and these celebrity rubber-neckers, jeeves. Give me some peace and quiet"

"and then sir?" I hardly dared ask

"Transport to the Rio, unpack, settle me in while I go and play some 08. Lattes on demand. Beetroot as available. Laundry. Ironing. Post as me with gravitas and lightness of touch on my betting thread (where my expertise is renowned and people hang on my every word)"

Little did he know that both eyebrows were now raised at the end of the phone line, but he continued

"If Tal arrives and starts talking Chess, look interested on my behalf. Any attempts by any Englishman to get me drinking lattes out of shoes must be resisted by you in the first instance, and only referred to me if the person they are railing is Neil Channing, as he is bound to finish second so we know things won't get too out of hand"

Silence. I waited. Silence continued

"Need me to go through all that again Jeeves"

"No sir" I replied, all too familiar with the eccentricities of my seasonal boss.

At this stage, as my free token satellite not satellite day one feeder reached the bubble, I decided I had to untick "sit out". Wembley awaited.

"Right sir, we will speak the week after next, and thank you for the opportunity"

and all I heard, from a few feet away from the phone was the plaintive cry

"Chompy you....that's another losing tip you've given me, why I'll..."

and the voice tailed off as he forgot all about me. Something to which I expected to have to become re-accustomed.
 

[Chompy]

Summer has officially arrived!

[david3103]

Welcome back Jeeves, you've been missed

[tikay]

Welcome back Jeeves, you've been missed

Not by me.

[SuuPRlim]

sigh wanted to be first!

Best thread on blonde by a country milllle wahhoooo Jeeves!!