What is your favorite game?
Hold’em, 7 Stud Hi/Lo or 5 Card Draw?
Maybe the famous Chinese poker, that is lame
But anyone one who plays Omaha is an outlaw.
Texas Hold’em is on TV more than Lassie used to be
Online games for fun and real have an addictive pride
Mike The Mouth is always out of his tree
But you ain't seen table chatter like Ironside
Poker rules enforced by software at cyber site
Where a million of fun money will buy you zero
A rookie can become WSOPE PLO Champ overnight
“Iron, Iron, Iron” they cheered for their hero
Qualifiers hoping in the end to be at the final table
Shuffle Up and Deal, I think it’s better than sex appeal
Unabomber, Jesus, Babydoll and what is your label?
Amarillo Slim, The Professor, all bluff and steal
For most of us involved in a local or casino game
A piece of Ironside has a nice ring
All of us waiting for him the pot to claim
As long as the fecker doesn't sing !!!
Good luck - take it down