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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2008, 12:18:07 PM »

I'd gladly accept that as long as you agreed to play £2 turnovers while we did the exchange... The way you run I'd be free rolling!
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2008, 12:23:18 PM »

Good point.

Tell you what if there's not enough left you can have the 5% at face value as long as I never have to play £2 turnover ever again.

I think it's more of a spectator sport for me.
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2008, 02:21:57 PM »

Thanks mate... just need to see if there is any % left now Smiley

I'll sell 5% of my action for $120.

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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2008, 04:58:30 PM »

Can i take anything left please!

P.S. When i stake people they run good.
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2008, 04:59:31 PM »

sigh - monkey boy didn't even tell me he was going to do this - I shudda got first refusal!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2008, 05:00:16 PM »

sigh - monkey boy didn't even tell me he was going to do this - I shudda got first refusal!!!!

You just get to spend his profit. 
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2008, 05:01:50 PM »

sigh - monkey boy didn't even tell me he was going to do this - I shudda got first refusal!!!!

You just get to spend his profit. 

well, booder said he'd back him if he was rolled.  Maybe if I offer to roll on my back he'll let me have some?
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2008, 05:10:14 PM »

sigh - monkey boy didn't even tell me he was going to do this - I shudda got first refusal!!!!

You just get to spend his profit. 

well, booder said he'd back him if he was rolled.  Maybe if I offer to roll on my back he'll let me have some?

Who, booder?
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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2008, 05:13:52 PM »

sigh - monkey boy didn't even tell me he was going to do this - I shudda got first refusal!!!!

You just get to spend his profit. 

well, booder said he'd back him if he was rolled.  Maybe if I offer to roll on my back he'll let me have some?

Who, booder?

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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2008, 05:41:57 PM »

So rigged this is clearly biased against people who actually are awake during the morning, i would have got involved but i guess im too late.

Gl monkey and backers.
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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2008, 06:54:12 PM »

I run so bad - ffs what a time to post.

Good luck Monkey and backers.
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« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2008, 08:03:52 PM »

Just like to say thanks to everyone who has shown an interest, have PM'd all those who have taken the time out to reply, didn't realize that there is a 15 pm's per hour limit (i need to find more friends to gossip with Cheesy) so while i wait i can come on to answer these questions

I assume the profits are a 50/50 split plus eventually stake back (thats implied but just clarifying)? Yes this is correct

We have the same split of any warm up profits? yes, any money won from when the bankroll building quest gets underway will go towards the total profits paid out - hopefully i win the warm up next time i play it and we all go to the banana shop happy Smiley

The staking ends when you have made an $18,000 profit, is that correct? i.e turning the $2000 into $20,000? Yes, this is the plan - all stake money will then be returned with the final profit returns

Will there be an option to review say every month and take back the stake, or is it locked in until the above criteria is met? might have to expand on this question but if for some personal reason you need to pull out as you need the money for something else then at the end of the month along with the profit (hopefully!) for that month i will also return your stake money. In the event of the bankroll being in the red then you will get the proportion % of stake money back as to what is in the bankroll. If someone needs to pull out for some reason then i will invite someone else to take their place to keep the bankroll to a 50/50 level

Have you ever took the entry fees from an SNG and ran to a bookies with it? thought about it at luton but didnt know where there was a bookies open at 3am

Generally, how many times are you prepared to reload in the warm up satelittes? Do you have a set system of say, no more than $30 in one rebuy or is it random? normally i have a limit of $50 for a $10 rebuy - but then sometimes if i feel as though the table is there for the taking then i will stay, to be honest though that doesn't happen very often.

One question though Matt, I know your original proposal says 1% = $20, so are you planning on paying all rake, or is 1% actually going to be $22? the rake will come out of the bankroll - i am selling shares to raise a $2000 bankroll to play the 180 runner sit and goes, technically that doesnt give me enough to play 100 tourneys but fingers crossed that i'm showing a profit by the time i am approaching my 100th tournament! Smiley

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« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2008, 08:10:50 PM »

When we starting?  Tomorrow?  Good luck Monkey!
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« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2008, 08:15:04 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2008, 08:20:59 PM »

if anyone wants to join me I'm going to send some abusive PMs to monkeyboy as he can't reply
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