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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2008, 06:03:45 PM »

HASH BROWNS!!!!!

yep i agree, none in the shop though...  Had to make do with waffles, totally understand a 1/2 point deduction for this...
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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2008, 06:09:23 PM »

HASH BROWNS!!!!!

Essential instead of waffles, that would take it to 10/10 imo.......
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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2008, 06:23:00 PM »

Not a big fan of stumpy sausages and obv missing hashbrowns, however dual egg action and quality presentation makes it a 9.16/10 for me
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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2008, 06:27:21 PM »

It's a great effort.  I would personally prefer hash browns to waffles and I'd also add black pudding.  I'm glad you didn't include chips.  Chips for breakfast is a form of culinary miscegenation that shouldn't be condoned.  What are the orange things.  For a second I thought they were carrots and experienced mild outrage.

8/10
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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2008, 06:45:20 PM »

is she available to cook breakfast every morning?

if so , shes a keeper Smiley

make sure you return the favour!
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« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2008, 06:52:41 PM »

It's a great effort.  I would personally prefer hash browns to waffles and I'd also add black pudding.  I'm glad you didn't include chips.  Chips for breakfast is a form of culinary miscegenation that shouldn't be condoned.  What are the orange things.  For a second I thought they were carrots and experienced mild outrage.

8/10

Fried cherry tomatoes...
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« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2008, 07:02:09 PM »

It's a great effort.  I would personally prefer hash browns to waffles and I'd also add black pudding.  I'm glad you didn't include chips.  Chips for breakfast is a form of culinary miscegenation that shouldn't be condoned.  What are the orange things.  For a second I thought they were carrots and experienced mild outrage.

8/10

Fried cherry tomatoes...

Oh OK.  Phew.
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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2008, 07:18:24 PM »

Tomatoes are fine, provided they are treated as decoration not food.

Quality double eggage compensates for the slightly gay waffle and absence of black pudding.

The jarringly plebian and utterly redundant presence of tomato ketchup is a nice touch of post-modern irony, given its close proximity to the essential HP sauce.

9+/10
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« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2008, 07:21:32 PM »

where are the tattie scones?
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« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2008, 07:23:43 PM »

The HP sauce looks suspiciously of the BBQ variety, traditionalists could make you down heavily....
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« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2008, 07:25:43 PM »

Tomatoes are fine, provided they are treated as decoration not food.

Quality double eggage compensates for the slightly gay waffle and absence of black pudding.

The jarringly plebian and utterly redundant presence of tomato ketchup is a nice touch of post-modern irony, given its close proximity to the essential HP sauce.

9+/10

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« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2008, 07:41:20 PM »

Tomatoes are fine, provided they are treated as decoration not food.

Quality double eggage compensates for the slightly gay waffle and absence of black pudding.

The jarringly plebian and utterly redundant presence of tomato ketchup is a nice touch of post-modern irony, given its close proximity to the essential HP sauce.

9+/10

great sentence

+1..very poetic.

and I now want a fry-up.
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« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2008, 07:46:50 PM »

The HP sauce looks suspiciously of the BBQ variety, traditionalists could make you down heavily....

Tomato sauce was used when the beans started to run low, official reports can confirm the BBQ sauce remained untouched until the last sausage was started, when a little was added...
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« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2008, 07:56:10 PM »

Honestly, that looks the bollocks!  Pop round next Sunday will you!
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« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2008, 08:26:30 PM »

You appear to have a rather stumpy sausage.  Cheesy

4 for me, 3 for her, one for the dog...  Smiley

I apologise. I just cant help myself.

10/10 for giving the dog your stumpy sausage.
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