Rate My Fry-up...

[pokerfan]

Decent effort from Eck, can you just confirm what is under the fried bread though pls.

Haggis and Square sausage mate, breakfast of champions....

Guess you can get away with that being a Scott, but swap the square sausage for spam imo.

[maccol]

Decent effort from Eck, can you just confirm what is under the fried bread though pls.

Haggis and Square sausage mate, breakfast of champions....

Guess you can get away with that being a Scott, but swap the square sausage for spam imo.

OMG, sacrilege twice in the one sentence.

[redarmi]

Decent effort from Woodsey and Eck imo but Zerofive really needs to have a long hard look at himself.  There is a leaf of some description on there ffs.

[cambridgealex]

absolutely brutal guys! hilarious though

[mondatoo]

I'd get involved now I can take a pic but my fry up consists of bacon, sausage, beans and toast, everything else can gtfo, feel like might not go down to well itt.

[George2Loose]

Sounds good Ray

[Woodsey]

If we could get a consensus of what the best ingredients are I will cook it for you all. Somehow I don't think we will get there!!!!

Some like beans, others don't. Tomato's are GTFO with some and not others, then there is the bread/toast type 

Perfection will never be achieved on this thread 

[celtic]

Wtf zerofive!

That's like posting a picture of  Jo brand in the fit older women's thread.

Get out.

[sovietsong]

If we could get a consensus of what the best ingredients are I will cook it for you all. Somehow I don't think we will get there!!!!

Some like beans, others don't. Tomato's are GTFO with some and not others, then there is the bread/toast type 

Perfection will never be achieved on this thread 

Bacon
Sausages
Mushrooms
Beans (put in little pot if you're fussy)
Fried Eggs (not egg)
Fried bread
Black pudding
Hash browns
Tomato (if you have to- I'm happy to leave out)
Toast
Massive mug of tea
Loads of salt (for BH)

As thread champion I believe this is the perfect fry up. Can I get agreement from thread runner up amatay?

[celtic]

Beans in a pot is wrong. You just can't be fussy if you're eating a proper fry up.

[david3103]

Beans OR tomatoes. Both is an error.

Mushrooms should be flat, never button.

Coffee not tea, but that's a personal preference.

[technolog]

Beans OR tomatoes. Both is an error.

Mushrooms should be flat, never button.

Coffee not tea, but that's a personal preference.

Beans AND tomatoes is fine; so long as they're separated. Big FO mushroom, lovely & brown - spot on!

[SuuPRlim]

haha Sean. owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnned!

[Cf]

Bacon
Fried Eggs
Sausages
Toast
Orange Juice

That's it.

[jackinbeat]

Only read 1 page so far, but have to add i'm horrorfied to see BBQ HP Sauce, and not the genuine, original, and even more concerned the first page of posters didn't pick up on it!

Although they are to be commended on noticing the not fully browned sausages, LACK of BLACK PUDDING, chips, assuming more toast was on the way, and that the G/F is clearly a keeper.

I'll read some more now that's off my chest, funny as!