Rate My Fry-up...

[Junior Senior]

When will people realise the only tomatoes acceptable on a fry up are tomato ketchup.

@bobalike, 9/10 for the fried bread, looks awesome.

Overall, the are improvements to be made, especially in maintaining the egg / bean demarkation

Greg, as one of the harshest critics on this thread it only seems fair that you step up to the plate after Matt has done his bit 

Deal, but not soon as i am on a diet. I promise you i am a staunch advocate of a perfect full english and have been campaigning as such for years. I dont mean to be overly harsh but it is important we get this right between us.

Fair play, but it's got to be cooked by you not your other half   

I am the cook in our house. It would look and taste shit if she did it.

[Eck]

If Carlsberg did breakfasts....

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Why do you have someone's spleen on your plate next to the sausages's?

[bobAlike]

Damn, it was meant to be horse spleen.

[paulhouk03]

If Carlsberg did breakfasts....

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Why do you have someone's spleen on your plate next to the sausages's?

Is it normal to have three types of bread seems excessive ?
Sausages look a bit poop
No hash browns either
Toms need to be chopped up also
7/10

[Woodsey]

When will people realise the only tomatoes acceptable on a fry up are tomato ketchup.

@bobalike, 9/10 for the fried bread, looks awesome.

Overall, the are improvements to be made, especially in maintaining the egg / bean demarkation

Greg, as one of the harshest critics on this thread it only seems fair that you step up to the plate after Matt has done his bit 

Deal, but not soon as i am on a diet. I promise you i am a staunch advocate of a perfect full english and have been campaigning as such for years. I dont mean to be overly harsh but it is important we get this right between us.

Fair play, but it's got to be cooked by you not your other half   

I am the cook in our house. It would look and taste shit if she did it.

Umm thinking about it I need to call BS on the diet, you've always been thin like ur dad.

[Woodsey]

If Carlsberg did breakfasts....

Click to see full-size image.

Why do you have someone's spleen on your plate next to the sausages's?

Is it normal to have three types of bread seems excessive

No but it's the only way the masses will stfu 

[Junior Senior]

When will people realise the only tomatoes acceptable on a fry up are tomato ketchup.

@bobalike, 9/10 for the fried bread, looks awesome.

Overall, the are improvements to be made, especially in maintaining the egg / bean demarkation

Greg, as one of the harshest critics on this thread it only seems fair that you step up to the plate after Matt has done his bit 

Deal, but not soon as i am on a diet. I promise you i am a staunch advocate of a perfect full english and have been campaigning as such for years. I dont mean to be overly harsh but it is important we get this right between us.

Fair play, but it's got to be cooked by you not your other half   

I am the cook in our house. It would look and taste shit if she did it.

Umm thinking about it I need to call BS on the diet, you've always been thin like ur dad.

Put on loads over xmas and reached peak weight. Target is a 11lb loss this year over 12 weeks. I am 6 weeks in and lost 6lbs.

Dad eats like a bird, me on the other hand eat like a hungry greedy pig

[Karabiner]

Surely some minus points are warranted for that plastic tablecloth.

[sovietsong]

Surely some minus points are warranted for that plastic tablecloth.

if you are after classy you are in the wrong place.  The only thing that should effect the score of a fry up is whats on the plate.

Lets not turn this into something its not, making people clean the table etc... its not what we are about.

[david3103]

Surely some minus points are warranted for that plastic tablecloth.

Is it my eyes or is the cutlery mismatched?

[bobAlike]

Surely some minus points are warranted for that plastic tablecloth.

Table cloth only comes off for special occasions Ralph and although rate my fry up is high on my list it's surprisingly low on the wifes.

[bobAlike]

Surely some minus points are warranted for that plastic tablecloth.

Is it my eyes or is the cutlery mismatched?

FFS, It's your eyes, definitely matched cutlery and they happen to be my favourite ones. I have some standards Dave

[Karabiner]

Surely some minus points are warranted for that plastic tablecloth.

if you are after classy you are in the wrong place.  The only thing that should effect the score of a fry up is whats on the plate.

Lets not turn this into something its not, making people clean the table etc... its not what we are about.

GTFO I've seen minus points on here for square plates before.

[sovietsong]

Surely some minus points are warranted for that plastic tablecloth.

if you are after classy you are in the wrong place.  The only thing that should effect the score of a fry up is whats on the plate.

Lets not turn this into something its not, making people clean the table etc... its not what we are about.

GTFO I've seen minus points on here for square plates before.

lol

[MANTIS01]

I don't care if this is controversial but why is the brown sauce always HP? It used to be either Daddies or HP but now it's only HP. Let me tell you as far as brown sauce goes HP tastes like shit and people should try Tiptree brown sauce. They also do a tomato sauce but I find it a bridge too far to abandon regular heinz tomato.

Btw I agree about not using plum tomatoes and find them very scrotal in shape. Good effort bobAlike, impressive selection of juices. Solid 7/10.