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« Reply #1665 on: February 13, 2013, 12:11:39 AM »

I don't care if this is controversial but why is the brown sauce always HP? It used to be either Daddies or HP but now it's only HP. Let me tell you as far as brown sauce goes HP tastes like shit and people should try Tiptree brown sauce. They also do a tomato sauce but I find it a bridge too far to abandon regular heinz tomato.

Btw I agree about not using plum tomatoes and find them very scrotal in shape. Good effort bobAlike, impressive selection of juices. Solid 7/10.

Peeled plum tomatoes are the nuts.

Agree about Daddies brown sauce but HP will do.

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« Reply #1666 on: February 13, 2013, 07:53:40 AM »

I don't care if this is controversial but why is the brown sauce always HP? It used to be either Daddies or HP but now it's only HP. Let me tell you as far as brown sauce goes HP tastes like shit and people should try Tiptree brown sauce. They also do a tomato sauce but I find it a bridge too far to abandon regular heinz tomato.

Btw I agree about not using plum tomatoes and find them very scrotal in shape. Good effort bobAlike, impressive selection of juices. Solid 7/10.

Peeled plum tomatoes are the nuts.


Agree about Daddies brown sauce but HP will do.

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« Reply #1667 on: February 13, 2013, 09:46:28 AM »

I don't care if this is controversial but why is the brown sauce always HP? It used to be either Daddies or HP but now it's only HP. Let me tell you as far as brown sauce goes HP tastes like shit and people should try Tiptree brown sauce. They also do a tomato sauce but I find it a bridge too far to abandon regular heinz tomato.

Btw I agree about not using plum tomatoes and find them very scrotal in shape. Good effort bobAlike, impressive selection of juices. Solid 7/10.

Peeled plum tomatoes are the nuts.


Agree about Daddies brown sauce but HP will do.

Cheers MANTIS

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I know it was my attempt at subtle humour.

Tom I'm actually a bit disappointed in you that you as Blondes original mans man hasn't rated my breakfast Sad
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« Reply #1668 on: February 13, 2013, 10:37:36 AM »

I don't care if this is controversial but why is the brown sauce always HP? It used to be either Daddies or HP but now it's only HP. Let me tell you as far as brown sauce goes HP tastes like shit and people should try Tiptree brown sauce. They also do a tomato sauce but I find it a bridge too far to abandon regular heinz tomato.

Btw I agree about not using plum tomatoes and find them very scrotal in shape. Good effort bobAlike, impressive selection of juices. Solid 7/10.

Peeled plum tomatoes are the nuts.


Agree about Daddies brown sauce but HP will do.

Cheers MANTIS

That'swhat Mantis said .

I know it was my attempt at subtle humour.

Tom I'm actually a bit disappointed in you that you as Blondes original mans man hasn't rated my breakfast Sad

He's too busy salivating.
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« Reply #1669 on: February 13, 2013, 10:59:39 AM »

I don't care if this is controversial but why is the brown sauce always HP? It used to be either Daddies or HP but now it's only HP. Let me tell you as far as brown sauce goes HP tastes like shit and people should try Tiptree brown sauce. They also do a tomato sauce but I find it a bridge too far to abandon regular heinz tomato.

Btw I agree about not using plum tomatoes and find them very scrotal in shape. Good effort bobAlike, impressive selection of juices. Solid 7/10.

Peeled plum tomatoes are the nuts.


Agree about Daddies brown sauce but HP will do.

Cheers MANTIS

That'swhat Mantis said .

I know it was my attempt at subtle humour.

Tom I'm actually a bit disappointed in you that you as Blondes original mans man hasn't rated my breakfast Sad

Don't worry bud I got ur subtle humour straight away. Prob one for the more dextrous mind.

Didn't get why your mug of tea was so small tho. I would also like to see a copy of the paper neatly folded to the side.
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« Reply #1670 on: February 13, 2013, 11:07:53 AM »

I don't care if this is controversial but why is the brown sauce always HP? It used to be either Daddies or HP but now it's only HP. Let me tell you as far as brown sauce goes HP tastes like shit and people should try Tiptree brown sauce. They also do a tomato sauce but I find it a bridge too far to abandon regular heinz tomato.

Btw I agree about not using plum tomatoes and find them very scrotal in shape. Good effort bobAlike, impressive selection of juices. Solid 7/10.

Peeled plum tomatoes are the nuts.


Agree about Daddies brown sauce but HP will do.

Cheers MANTIS

That'swhat Mantis said .

I know it was my attempt at subtle humour.

Tom I'm actually a bit disappointed in you that you as Blondes original mans man hasn't rated my breakfast Sad

Don't worry bud I got ur subtle humour straight away. Prob one for the more dextrous mind.

Didn't get why your mug of tea was so small tho. I would also like to see a copy of the paper neatly folded to the side.

There is a reason fo the small mug of tea and that is I don't like tea but felt I would definately be marked down if I excluded it.
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« Reply #1671 on: February 13, 2013, 11:10:09 AM »

Pandering to the judges for points.  Tut tut.
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« Reply #1672 on: February 13, 2013, 11:12:27 AM »

I just dont like to disappoint 
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« Reply #1673 on: February 13, 2013, 01:01:11 PM »

If Carlsberg did breakfasts....

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A very good effort tarnished by an unnecessary amount of bread/toast, unevenly cooked meat, and bean juice running onto the eggs.
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« Reply #1674 on: February 13, 2013, 01:39:11 PM »

I don't care if this is controversial but why is the brown sauce always HP? It used to be either Daddies or HP but now it's only HP. Let me tell you as far as brown sauce goes HP tastes like shit and people should try Tiptree brown sauce. They also do a tomato sauce but I find it a bridge too far to abandon regular heinz tomato.

Btw I agree about not using plum tomatoes and find them very scrotal in shape. Good effort bobAlike, impressive selection of juices. Solid 7/10.

Peeled plum tomatoes are the nuts.


Agree about Daddies brown sauce but HP will do.

Cheers MANTIS

That'swhat Mantis said .

I know it was my attempt at subtle humour.

Tom I'm actually a bit disappointed in you that you as Blondes original mans man hasn't rated my breakfast Sad

Don't worry bud I got ur subtle humour straight away. Prob one for the more dextrous mind.

Didn't get why your mug of tea was so small tho. I would also like to see a copy of the paper neatly folded to the side.

There is a reason fo the small mug of tea and that is I don't like tea but felt I would definately be marked down if I excluded it.
ha ha. Man up. You can't include stuff you don't like because you don't want the bad boys picking on you.
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« Reply #1675 on: February 13, 2013, 01:56:06 PM »

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3 x Linda McCartneys
2 x Fried Eggs
2 x Waffles
2 x Giant mushrooms
4 x Organic Vine Tomatoes
Portion of beans with HP sauce
4 x Rounds of buttered toast
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« Reply #1676 on: February 13, 2013, 01:59:40 PM »

Are the Linda McCartney's on a fry up some kind of joke?
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« Reply #1677 on: February 13, 2013, 02:01:00 PM »

Something for the vegetarians. My wife likes even tho she lapses now and again
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« Reply #1678 on: February 13, 2013, 02:04:43 PM »

Sorry, I am forced to break Fry Up Omerta on that submission

a) Linda McCartney sausages? No!

b) HP Sauce in beaked beans? Heresy.


I am distraught. There have been some really good submissions recently (I almost rang up Mrs bobalike and proposed) but this is a real setback
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« Reply #1679 on: February 13, 2013, 02:06:54 PM »

Something for the vegetarians. My wife likes even tho she lapses now and again

But they contain no meat and look like dog turds.

The waffles are another controversial addition.

The traditionalists wont like this when they see it.
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