Rate My Fry-up...

[tikay]

Sorry, I am forced to break Fry Up Omerta on that submission

a) Linda McCartney sausages? No!

b) HP Sauce in beaked beans? Heresy.


I am distraught. There have been some really good submissions recently (I almost rang up Mrs bobalike and proposed) but this is a real setback

GET OFF THIS THREAD Tighty.

You have no place here.

I'm going to start a Ryvita, Rice Cake & Sliced Beetroot Thread, just for you.

[TightEnd]

Sorry, I am forced to break Fry Up Omerta on that submission

a) Linda McCartney sausages? No!

b) HP Sauce in beaked beans? Heresy.


I am distraught. There have been some really good submissions recently (I almost rang up Mrs bobalike and proposed) but this is a real setback

GET OFF THIS THREAD Tighty.

You have no place here.

I'm going to start a Ryvita, Rice Cake & Sliced Beetroot Thread, just for you.

LOL. I press recent posts and here the thread is!

[tikay]

You are hereafter BANNED from this thread.

[titaniumbean]

Right what the feck isa mcartney, they look shit and horrible and if they have no meat in then gtfo wat on earth.

waffles are great but you forgot to cook them!

[redarmi]

Amatay has a challenger......

Oh and can we stop the criticism of mats and tablecloths.  We all know that this is beyond a mans mandate.

[titaniumbean]

Amatay has a challenger......

Oh and can we stop the criticism of mats and tablecloths.  We all know that this is beyond a mans mandate.

this imo.

you can gain points for an awesome table layout/plate selection/naked model in the picture but no lost points for it!

[david3103]

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3 x Linda McCartneys
2 x Fried Eggs
2 x Waffles
2 x Giant mushrooms
4 x Organic Vine Tomatoes
Portion of beans with HP sauce
4 x Rounds of buttered toast

Call on the 'buttered toast' - looks like some form of hydrogenated oil has been very sparingly applied.

Definition of sausage
noun
1a short cylindrical tube of minced pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled or fried before eating.

Eggs too lacy round the edges and where's the fried slice?

[bobAlike]

And where's the bacon?

[Woodsey]

And where's the bacon?

Is obv a veggie going by the sausages......

[bobAlike]

And where's the bacon?

Is obv a veggie going by the sausages......

Ok where's the facon?

[Graham C]

lol Linda Mc'y sausages

When's Matts effort getting cooked?

[RED-DOG]

If Carlsberg did breakfasts....

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OK, you asked for it.

This is a very good example of a breakast and I would be proud to eat it, but if were striving for perfection...


The beans could have been prevented from touching the egg by utilising a readily available sausage barrier.

Sausage: Unevenly cooked.

Bacon: Undercooked and lacking crispy rind.

Mushrooms: Undercooked, portion too small.

Bread: Not enough and should be on separate plate. (Toast ditto)

Fried bread: Soaked up too much oil.

Black pudding: Meh! Looks loke it was photoshopped on as an afterthought.

Plate: Depressing colour and far too small leading to inadvertent mixing and heapage.

Fork: Looks bendy.

Knife: Blade looks dull, rounded handle will be prone to slippage.

Great effort. 6.8 / 10.

 

[pokerfan]

Linda McCartney's

[kinboshi]

Right what the feck isa mcartney, they look shit and horrible and if they have no meat in then gtfo wat on earth.

waffles are great but you forgot to cook them!

Yeah, if you're going to introduce waffles to the party, at least introduce them to a bit of heat before placing them on the plate.

[kinboshi]

Linda McCartney's

"Joe Stapleton talks about Linda McCartney sausages"