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« Reply #1725 on: February 13, 2013, 05:11:08 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on February 13, 2013, 05:07:00 PM
Quote from: Dewi_cool on February 13, 2013, 05:06:08 PM
Great thread, glad I started it.


Thanks Dewi thumbs up

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« Reply #1726 on: February 13, 2013, 05:24:08 PM »
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3 x Linda McCartneys
2 x Fried Eggs
2 x Waffles
2 x Giant mushrooms
4 x Organic Vine Tomatoes
Portion of beans with HP sauce
4 x Rounds of buttered toast

Oh My Goodness, what in the world is this??

Mods, please consider giving him a 7 day ban for trying to pass this off as a fry up.

I never thought we could find anything to rival Amatays effort but this has succeeded.

Is this a weight watchers breakfast ?
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« Reply #1727 on: February 13, 2013, 05:28:43 PM »
Forgot to add, I give Bobalikes effort a 7.5/10.

Eagerly awaiting Matts effort, when is it going to be up for praise/criticism?
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« Reply #1728 on: February 13, 2013, 05:34:51 PM »
Mahogany 0.2/10 when I have breakfast nightmares that is exactly what I see! (Yes, i have nightmares about food ldo). The sausages look like kofte kebabs, waffles wtf?, tomatos have no place on a fry up anyway but those things are beyond terrible, the beans look like they survived a nuclear holecaust.. barely, only 1/6th of the toast is toasted, so much missing its not worth mentioning. DETENTION.

bobalie 7/10 illuminous pink bacon is a no no, sausages look shady rest is fine.

Don't make me break my diet and show you lot how it's really done. Will wait til Matt's effort first.
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« Reply #1729 on: February 13, 2013, 05:36:31 PM »
wtf is Quorn bacon? Why don't vegetarians just have a grapefruit or Alpen?
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« Reply #1730 on: February 13, 2013, 05:44:22 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on February 13, 2013, 03:34:42 PM
Quote from: redsimon on February 13, 2013, 03:33:42 PM
What are the general rules re: mushrooms? Tinned ever allowed? Button or those large feckers?

Tinned?!

Bobalike's looked tinned.

On my low potassium diet tinned are ok  less than 150 mg per portion Fresh  300 mg per portion, go figure Smiley
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« Reply #1731 on: February 13, 2013, 05:44:59 PM »
Quote from: millidonk on February 13, 2013, 05:34:51 PM
Mahogany 0.2/10 when I have breakfast nightmares that is exactly what I see! (Yes, i have nightmares about food ldo). The sausages look like kofte kebabs, waffles wtf?, tomatos have no place on a fry up anyway but those things are beyond terrible, the beans look like they survived a nuclear holecaust.. barely, only 1/6th of the toast is toasted, so much missing its not worth mentioning. DETENTION.

bobalie 7/10 illuminous pink bacon is a no no, sausages look shady rest is fine.

Don't make me break my diet and show you lot how it's really done. Will wait til Matt's effort first.

I bet milli donk makes an amazing brekkie


i got caught looking at this page whilst playing poker last night.

they thought this was a breakfast forum where ppl rate and review ppls brekkies lol
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« Reply #1732 on: February 13, 2013, 05:45:26 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on February 13, 2013, 05:36:31 PM
wtf is Quorn bacon? Why don't vegetarians just eat meat?

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« Reply #1733 on: February 13, 2013, 05:46:27 PM »
Quote from: redsimon on February 13, 2013, 05:44:22 PM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on February 13, 2013, 03:34:42 PM
Quote from: redsimon on February 13, 2013, 03:33:42 PM
What are the general rules re: mushrooms? Tinned ever allowed? Button or those large feckers?

Tinned?!

Bobalike's looked tinned.

On my low potassium diet tinned are ok  less than 150 mg per portion Fresh  300 mg per portion, go figure Smiley

Mushrooms were fresh button but sliced. The toms were tinned.
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« Reply #1734 on: February 13, 2013, 05:47:59 PM »
Quote from: millidonk on February 13, 2013, 05:34:51 PM
Mahogany 0.2/10 when I have breakfast nightmares that is exactly what I see! (Yes, i have nightmares about food ldo). The sausages look like kofte kebabs, waffles wtf?, tomatos have no place on a fry up anyway but those things are beyond terrible, the beans look like they survived a nuclear holecaust.. barely, only 1/6th of the toast is toasted, so much missing its not worth mentioning. DETENTION.

bobalie 7/10 illuminous pink bacon is a no no, sausages look shady rest is fine.

Don't make me break my diet and show you lot how it's really done. Will wait til Matt's effort first.

Just spotted this, brilliant if intentional. PMSL
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« Reply #1735 on: February 13, 2013, 05:48:42 PM »
Oh and thanks Craig and Milli for the more realistic scores.
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« Reply #1736 on: February 13, 2013, 06:04:49 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on February 13, 2013, 05:48:42 PM
Oh and thanks Craig and Milli for the more realistic scores.

It would have scored an 8/10 Andy, but the mushrooms cost you 1/2 point

Also there is something about the appearance of the bacon that doesn't seem right .

Hope it tasted as good as it looks.  Smiley
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« Reply #1737 on: February 13, 2013, 06:07:05 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on February 13, 2013, 05:48:42 PM
Oh and thanks Craig and Milli for the more realistic scores.

They clearly missed the words Linda and McCartney.
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« Reply #1738 on: February 13, 2013, 06:15:03 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on February 13, 2013, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on February 13, 2013, 05:48:42 PM
Oh and thanks Craig and Milli for the more realistic scores.

They clearly missed the words Linda and McCartney.

Don't tell me Bobalike (Andy) used Linda McCartney products in his breakfast? Another full point deduction if that is the case
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« Reply #1739 on: February 13, 2013, 06:20:02 PM »
Is this some sort of parallel universe where Dewi is the voice of reason?
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