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« Reply #2085 on: February 24, 2013, 12:07:42 AM »

Mr Rudd's goods. (tut tut, spelling!)


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What I like.

The table:
Plain, clean, organic... I love it to bits. What is that wood? Ash, pine, limed oak?

The lighting:
Lovely and bright. Is it natural or artificial?

The photographs:
Nice composition, perfect exposure, almost in focus.

The cook:
Very personable and quite dashing in a Marlyesque sort of way.

The mugs.
I'm a big fan of mismatched 'car boot / free when you spend over £5' type mugs. Less chance of accidentally drinking someone else's tea.



What I didn't like.

The tea.
Look at it! It's so weak, it's leaning on the side of the cup for support. "Maisey water" my Dad used to call it.

The sauce bottles.
I can't be doing with those plastic membrane, 'duck having a shit' squirty things.

The orange juice glasses.
Narrower at the bottom than the top. Designed to knock over. Also the shape makes them difficult to get the dishcloth into.

The missing / hidden egg.
Who wants to have search for their egg?

The burnt stuff.
I like my breakfast meat well done but this is beyond the pale. (and most other colours). Carbon is the fourth most abundant element in the universe by mass, and most of it is on that breakfast.

 
Could definitely do better.

5.9/10




Can't really argue with any of this. Lots to work on for next time.

In answer to your questions, I sadly couldn't tell you what wood the table is, would go with ash if I had to commit.

My kitchen is often filled with lots of natural light, due to our long south facing garden with nothing behind (thin), so you can rest assured on that one.

Agree the tea needs work.

Thanks for the review Red, I will try and fit in a sequel in the not too distant future.

ps. I showed Mrs Ruud that you referred to me as 'dashing'..... she had a good chuckle at this  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2086 on: February 24, 2013, 12:33:44 AM »

I know there wasn't a lot on my plate but feel like I deserved a reddog analysis at least, nmind.
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« Reply #2087 on: February 24, 2013, 02:54:11 AM »

I know there wasn't a lot on my plate but feel like I deserved a reddog analysis at least, nmind.

Of course I'll review it, but I'm only going to put as much  effort into reviewing it as you did into cooking it.


It was crap. No need to thank me.
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« Reply #2088 on: February 24, 2013, 02:58:10 AM »

I know there wasn't a lot on my plate but feel like I deserved a reddog analysis at least, nmind.

Of course I'll review it, but I'm only going to put as much  effort into reviewing it as you did into cooking it.


It was crap. No need to thank me.

Deserved a score surely ?
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« Reply #2089 on: February 24, 2013, 03:19:29 AM »

I know there wasn't a lot on my plate but feel like I deserved a reddog analysis at least, nmind.

Of course I'll review it, but I'm only going to put as much  effort into reviewing it as you did into cooking it.


It was crap. No need to thank me.

Deserved a score surely ?

You splathered the sauce all over it ffs. Couldn't you have done that after you took the photo?
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« Reply #2090 on: February 24, 2013, 10:59:45 AM »

I know there wasn't a lot on my plate but feel like I deserved a reddog analysis at least, nmind.

Of course I'll review it, but I'm only going to put as much  effort into reviewing it as you did into cooking it.


It was crap. No need to thank me.

Deserved a score surely ?

You splathered the sauce all over it ffs. Couldn't you have done that after you took the photo?

Splattered, splattered, there was a great amount of technique that went into my sauce placement :p

Surely there should be pre/post sauce pictures ?

Apologies for the no pre pic.
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« Reply #2091 on: February 24, 2013, 11:12:02 AM »

I didn't say splattered. I could live with splattered, or even slathered. What you did was worse than both. Splathered.
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« Reply #2092 on: February 24, 2013, 11:25:44 AM »

I didn't say splattered. I could live with splattered, or even slathered. What you did was worse than both. Splathered.

Oh, I thought you'd misclicked and didn't want to be facetious.

Googled splathered, Hot Blonde girl gets her face splathered in... 
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« Reply #2093 on: February 24, 2013, 11:45:42 AM »

I didn't say splattered. I could live with splattered, or even slathered. What you did was worse than both. Splathered.

Oh, I thought you'd misclicked and didn't want to be facetious.

Googled splathered, Hot Blonde girl gets her face splathered in... 

That's what I mean. Your fry up was f#*@ed.
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« Reply #2094 on: February 24, 2013, 12:45:33 PM »

all this thread does is make me ridic hungry.
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« Reply #2095 on: February 24, 2013, 01:56:03 PM »

I actually thought monda had tried to put a subliminal mark into the reviewer's minds.

It appeared as though he had tried to write "10" in brown sauce.
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« Reply #2096 on: February 26, 2013, 09:15:52 PM »

Ingredients purchased today, just used the "hob" for the first time in at least a year to do a practice run of bacon. Moderate success. Will attempt first trial run tomorrow. Might get it videoed so I can work out where I'm going wrong and for blonde entertainment purposes...
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« Reply #2097 on: February 26, 2013, 10:13:50 PM »

Ingredients purchased today, just used the "hob" for the first time in at least a year to do a practice run of bacon. Moderate success. Will attempt first trial run tomorrow. Might get it videoed so I can work out where I'm going wrong and for blonde entertainment purposes...

Absolutely cannot wait for this
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« Reply #2098 on: February 27, 2013, 04:06:38 PM »

Ingredients purchased today, just used the "hob" for the first time in at least a year to do a practice run of bacon. Moderate success. Will attempt first trial run tomorrow. Might get it videoed so I can work out where I'm going wrong and for blonde entertainment purposes...

Absolutely cannot wait for this
yeah videos are always fun
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« Reply #2099 on: February 27, 2013, 08:45:39 PM »

Ok... I had my first attempt today...we did get it on video but it's taking hours it upload lol, but here is the "review and analysis" from my housemates...



Will get the full "making of" video up in the early hours...
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