Rate My Fry-up...

[The Camel]

fry up

Worst sausages ever.

Drags the whole thing down from a solid 8/10 to 6/10 I'm afraid.

Must try harder.

Yeah sigh, have to agree! - Will try again, although I don't eat fry ups, will have to wait until someone requests one, might be a while

you can come round and make me one daily if ya really want to 

Dreenie and Tittybean a love match made in Blondepoker heaven

[dreenie]

fry up

OK Ms D, here goes...


Toast -------------- Absent.
Bread & butter --- Absent.
Fried bread ------- Absent.
Beans --------------Absent.
Black pudding ---- Absent.
Tea------------------Absent.
Condiments---------Absent.

Moving on to what little is actually there...

Plate: Too small, looks like something your granny would have a cucumber sandwich on, and who wants pictures of fruit on a fry up plate? It just reminds them how unhealthy the food is.

Eggs: One yolk has burst and they have not been turned or basted. I can still see chalazae ffs!

Bacon: Where is the rest of it? Did you buy it with a coupon from your ration book? Underdone, anaemic uninspiring.

Mushrooms: Again a tiny amount of tiny fungi. It looks like you have lobotomised a mouse.

Hash brown: (Note, singular, not plural) Underdone. More like hash pale yellow.

Tomato: One fkin cherry tomato, cut in half and slightly warmed.

Sausages: "I bought some random ones with apple and other random flavours, cremated them, and then proceeded to try and slice them half open with my friend's 'blunt' knife"   So basically, they were already fked up when you bought them, and you fked them up even more.

3.5 / 10. (I added .5 because I like you)

Fair play, feel like I've won, cos u said u liked me xx

[dreenie]

fry up

Worst sausages ever.

Drags the whole thing down from a solid 8/10 to 6/10 I'm afraid.

Must try harder.

Yeah sigh, have to agree! - Will try again, although I don't eat fry ups, will have to wait until someone requests one, might be a while

you can come round and make me one daily if ya really want to 

Dreenie and Tittybean a love match made in Blondepoker heaven

What's your address??!

[RED-DOG]

Fair play, feel like I've won, cos u said u liked me xx

Oh I thought you knew. I absolutely adore you. I've been in awe of you for years. I even blush when I'm sat next to you on Ladbrokes.

Please come and say hello the next time we're in the same card room.

[titaniumbean]

fry up

Worst sausages ever.

Drags the whole thing down from a solid 8/10 to 6/10 I'm afraid.

Must try harder.

Yeah sigh, have to agree! - Will try again, although I don't eat fry ups, will have to wait until someone requests one, might be a while

you can come round and make me one daily if ya really want to 

Dreenie and Tittybean a love match made in Blondepoker heaven

What's your address??!

lol shit just got real.

you realise obviously I want the breakfast about 1.30 pm right?

[dreenie]

Fair play, feel like I've won, cos u said u liked me xx

Oh I thought you knew. I absolutely adore you. I've been in awe of you for years. I even blush when I'm sat next to you on Ladbrokes.

Please come and say hello the next time we're in the same card room.

Ofc, likewise

[dreenie]

fry up

Worst sausages ever.

Drags the whole thing down from a solid 8/10 to 6/10 I'm afraid.

Must try harder.

Yeah sigh, have to agree! - Will try again, although I don't eat fry ups, will have to wait until someone requests one, might be a while

you can come round and make me one daily if ya really want to 

Dreenie and Tittybean a love match made in Blondepoker heaven

What's your address??!

lol shit just got real.

you realise obviously I want the breakfast about 1.30 pm right?

Anytime for you titty

[RED-DOG]

Fair play, feel like I've won, cos u said u liked me xx

Oh I thought you knew. I absolutely adore you. I've been in awe of you for years. I even blush when I'm sat next to you on Ladbrokes.

Please come and say hello the next time we're in the same card room.

Ofc, likewise

See. Dreenie is a class act. Unlike Mr bobblehAt.

[bobAlike]

Fair play, feel like I've won, cos u said u liked me xx

Oh I thought you knew. I absolutely adore you. I've been in awe of you for years. I even blush when I'm sat next to you on Ladbrokes.

Please come and say hello the next time we're in the same card room.

Ofc, likewise

See. Dreenie is a class act. Unlike Mr bobblehAt.

She's just scared of you. You're a bully Dred_Bog

[Acidmouse]

I am so mad at myself forgot to take pictures of the 'Full Breakfast' i bought last week from  Cranberries Otley Rd up near Adel. It was shocking beyond words, the cost was £5.99 and it consisted of:

1 Dry cut tomato, that must have been shoved under a grill for 30seconds, so dry and unappealing.

Half a plate of mushrooms, most of them undercooked, no vinegar available to put on them.

2 rashes of bacon that can only be described as 'microwaved' dry, beyond crispy.

2 sausages, that tasted like Tesco home brand specials, tbh cooked nice though.

1 egg, which was my only source of moisture on the whole plate.

2 toast with the hardest little bits of butter you could imagine, they could not be spread without mashing the toast in bits.

I was so angry as the rest of the food is cracking, I go alot with my kids at weekends and never been disappointed.

I plan on going back to get it again just to see if its that bad. Would people complain? I was too in shock to say owt

[I KNOW IT]

I am so mad at myself forgot to take pictures of the 'Full Breakfast' i bought last week from  Cranberries Otley Rd up near Adel. It was shocking beyond words, the cost was £5.99 and it consisted of:

1 Dry cut tomato, that must have been shoved under a grill for 30seconds, so dry and unappealing.

Half a plate of mushrooms, most of them undercooked, no vinegar available to put on them.

2 rashes of bacon that can only be described as 'microwaved' dry, beyond crispy.

2 sausages, that tasted like Tesco home brand specials, tbh cooked nice though.

1 egg, which was my only source of moisture on the whole plate.

2 toast with the hardest little bits of butter you could imagine, they could not be spread without mashing the toast in bits.

I was so angry as the rest of the food is cracking, I go alot with my kids at weekends and never been disappointed.

I plan on going back to get it again just to see if its that bad. Would people complain? I was too in shock to say owt

You deserve what you got for having this thought process

[Acidmouse]

Needed some moisture, they were dry so needed vinegar

[Girgy85]

Rate my brunch....

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[KarmaDope]

Chips?

Fecking chips?

-10000000/10. Chips do not fecking belong on a Fry-up!

[Eck]

People need to start reading the title of this thread Dewi put a lot of thought into it's construction. In recent days we have had green things and now chips show up. If you feel the need to publish pictures of salads and plates of egg and chips then wire in but start a new thread ffs....ty