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« Reply #2175 on: March 24, 2013, 01:27:56 PM » |
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Why has your bread been Artexed? Did you used to be a plasterer? |
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« Reply #2176 on: March 24, 2013, 01:42:57 PM » |
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Is the title of this thread "Rate My Brunch..." No, GTFO |
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« Reply #2177 on: March 24, 2013, 02:02:25 PM » |
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Why has your bread been Artexed? Did you used to be a plasterer? I knew I recognised that bread from somewhere. It was my old ceiling  Seriously Girgy WTF!!! It's not even a breakfast so why is it here? Remove it to the 'rate my random meal thread' and I'll happily give it 4/10. |
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« Reply #2178 on: April 11, 2013, 06:04:55 PM » |
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£5.95 this morning at Hampshire County Cricket Club in the Press Hospitality area
your marks out of 10 please
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« Reply #2179 on: April 11, 2013, 06:06:38 PM » |
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about 4, i think.
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« Reply #2180 on: April 11, 2013, 06:19:44 PM » |
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£5.95 this morning at Hampshire County Cricket Club in the Press Hospitality area
your marks out of 10 please
too posh looking. Needs more grease and too look more unhealthy |
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« Reply #2181 on: April 11, 2013, 06:19:50 PM » |
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£5.95?
Ripped off, mate.
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« Reply #2182 on: April 11, 2013, 06:21:29 PM » |
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Why does one of the yolks look like the the dial of a rotary-dial telephone?
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« Reply #2183 on: April 11, 2013, 06:37:37 PM » |
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Looks awful to me. Not that I'm one to judge.
Baked beans sorely missed.
Sausages far too thin and pathetic.
Eggs just look wrong, bit rubbery perhaps.
Wtf is with the leaf on the tomato?
Toast too small and no butter.
Bacon looks really nice though.
Too posh is a good summary. 3/10
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« Reply #2184 on: April 11, 2013, 06:42:46 PM » |
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Too posh is a good summary. 3/10
That's damning coming from Al. |
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« Reply #2185 on: April 11, 2013, 06:45:09 PM » |
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I think, having had criticism from both cambridgechef and amatayspamham, Hampshire County Cricket Club might as well give up their full English option!!
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« Reply #2186 on: April 11, 2013, 07:58:13 PM » |
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You paid WHAT for that?! It looks like it was cooked hours before you sat down to order...and spent those hours drying out under heat lamps waiting for ya. I'd struggle to feed it to my dogs.
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« Reply #2187 on: April 11, 2013, 08:01:59 PM » |
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You paid WHAT for that?! It looks like it was cooked hours before you sat down to order...and spent those hours drying out under heat lamps waiting for ya. I'd struggle to feed it to my dogs.
Southern prices the big breakfast (an extra piece of parsley, basically) was £7.95 When I asked for baked beans, the man in the bow tie and smart suit who was running the room looked at me like I was downstairs in Upstairs downstairs! |
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My eyes are open wide
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« Reply #2188 on: April 11, 2013, 08:08:14 PM » |
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The man in the bow tie and smart suit is still a waiter at the end of the day. Show the smug eejit this thread. Then show it to the chef. Offer up Amatay's services while yer at it. I'm sure he wouldn't mind training them in.
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #2189 on: April 11, 2013, 08:46:35 PM » |
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WTF IS THAT?
No beans? Are you serious? There's nowt moist on the plate at all. I mean come on, no sauce?The eggs look plain weird, the sausages are about as big as a baby's finger, and there is evidence of greenery on top of the tomato. As for the toast... well, I am sorry but chunks of bread that look more appropriate for dunking in my vegetable soup does not qualify as toast around my place sunshine. The only heat that bread has ever seen is emanating from the neighbouring eggs. They probably gave you herbal tea to go along with this girl's blouse of a breakfast.
Quite simply, Hampshire can GTFO
2/10, but only because I like cricket
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