Rate My Fry-up...

[Acidmouse]

its skin of the sausage not mucas, and the bacon was fine, nicely cooked.

[TheChipPrince]

its skin of the sausage not mucas, and the bacon was fine, nicely cooked.

I dont actually mind the look of the bacon, needs some rind though...  Beans look decent, cant judge the mushrooms as the pic is blurry (tactical?), Not a tomato fan but it does look rather juicy. Scrambled egg looks a bit runny, def needs fried egg, although you did explain you dont like them.  Hopefully we can safely presume that there is toast/bread + tea/coffee + sauces out of sight...

[TheChipPrince]

Oh, and SALT for Horneris before he shouts it...

[Acidmouse]

Ringtons cuppa tea and 4 slices of toast out of sight, not a fan of ketchup prefer to use the tomato juice over the breakfast. I like my scrambled eggs just on the edge of runny so fair point I am on a low cholestoral diet so not sure if this is great for me

[RED-DOG]

Ringtons cuppa tea and 4 slices of toast out of sight, not a fan of ketchup prefer to use the tomato juice over the breakfast. I like my scrambled eggs just on the edge of runny so fair point I am on a low cholestoral diet so not sure if this is great for me

Cobblers to this describing the stuff we can't see lark.

Pictures or it didn't happen!

[LLevan]

Just out of interest and since he's the guru of all things fry up has Red or even Mrs Red shown us pictorial evidence of a perfect fry up yet?

[RED-DOG]

Just out of interest and since he's the guru of all things fry up has Red or even Mrs Red shown us pictorial evidence of a perfect fry up yet?

[pokerfan]

haha looks like Christmas day at Borats.
put em all in mankinis for a proper laugh.

[RED-DOG]

haha looks like Christmas day at Borats.


I Lol'd.   (I'm still lolling)

[tikay]

Just out of interest and since he's the guru of all things fry up has Red or even Mrs Red shown us pictorial evidence of a perfect fry up yet?

Name them, please, Tom.

I bet it'll be HotPot Harry, One Finger Freddie, Billy FlatHead, & Larry OneLeg.

[RED-DOG]

Just out of interest and since he's the guru of all things fry up has Red or even Mrs Red shown us pictorial evidence of a perfect fry up yet?

Name them, please, Tom.

I bet it'll be HotPot Harry, One Finger Freddie, Billy FlatHead, & Larry OneLeg.

Background, know the face, forgot the name for the moment.

Left to right.

Gentle Mental Ben
Bro Tracy
Niece Dolly
Barnsley Billy
Daughter Sadie
Me
B-in-law "Big" Dick
Terry "Scranner"

[spacefrog]

Lings effort... Go easy

You live in prison yes? Is good to eat muffin with bacons.


Rosbifs make me happy about food.

[spacefrog]

Very rare I have a fry up, but had one Saturday morning. If its not on the plate I dont like it.

This best.


Spacefrog no eat it at morning, but I not laugh.


More funnys SVP.

[Karabiner]

Just out of interest and since he's the guru of all things fry up has Red or even Mrs Red shown us pictorial evidence of a perfect fry up yet?

Name them, please, Tom.

I bet it'll be HotPot Harry, One Finger Freddie, Billy FlatHead, & Larry OneLeg.

Background, know the face, forgot the name for the moment.

Left to right.

Gentle Mental Ben
Bro Tracy
Niece Dolly
Barnsley Billy
Daughter Sadie
Me
B-in-law "Big" Dick
Terry "Scranner"

What is that thing that looks like a fox burning under the skillet ?

[RED-DOG]

Just out of interest and since he's the guru of all things fry up has Red or even Mrs Red shown us pictorial evidence of a perfect fry up yet?

Name them, please, Tom.

I bet it'll be HotPot Harry, One Finger Freddie, Billy FlatHead, & Larry OneLeg.

Background, know the face, forgot the name for the moment.

Left to right.

Gentle Mental Ben
Bro Tracy
Niece Dolly
Barnsley Billy
Daughter Sadie
Me
B-in-law "Big" Dick
Terry "Scranner"

What is that thing that looks like a fox burning under the skillet ?

It's a big rotten log from a fallen tree. It was bone dry and surprisingly light.

I carried it home in the dark, tripped over a horse tether and almost mullered myself.