Play the Presenter on Sky Poker......................

[TightEnd]

this week's schedule is as follows

Monday, 24th November   Richard Orford   RichOrford
Tuesday, 25th November   Norman Pace   NormanPace
Wednesday,26th November   Michelle Orpe   MichelleO
Thursday, 27th November   Michelle Orpe   MichelleO
Friday, 28th November    Tony Kendall   Tikay10


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[Robert HM]

PM'd to Crow?

[Richard Orford]

OK, I’m on Play The Presenter tonight and after two consecutive losing sessions I’m now nursing my battered bankroll- which now stands at just £16 above the starting amount, having been £217 up at one point.

Tragically, I think this still puts me in the lead out of all the other presenters. Tikay, hang your head in shame!

So come and have a go this evening, if you think you’re hard enough.  I’ll on the 15p/30p table from 7 till 8, the 25p/50p from 8 till 9, the £11 PTP Bounty Hunter MTT at 9.30pm and then 50p/£1 when I bust out the tourney (let’s say 9.45pm on the conservative side) until midnight.

Word of warning though- form is temporary, class is permanent. Put it this way, it’s not a good idea to play Man United if they’re coming off the back of a couple of defeats as the backlash is pretty intense.... hehe 

Bring it on!

[tikay]

OK, I’m on Play The Presenter tonight and after two consecutive losing sessions I’m now nursing my battered bankroll- which now stands at just £16 above the starting amount, having been £217 up at one point.

Tragically, I think this still puts me in the lead out of all the other presenters. Tikay, hang your head in shame!

So come and have a go this evening, if you think you’re hard enough.  I’ll on the 15p/30p table from 7 till 8, the 25p/50p from 8 till 9, the £11 PTP Bounty Hunter MTT at 9.30pm and then 50p/£1 when I bust out the tourney (let’s say 9.45pm on the conservative side) until midnight.

Word of warning though- form is temporary, class is permanent. Put it this way, it’s not a good idea to play Man United if they’re coming off the back of a couple of defeats as the backlash is pretty intense.... hehe 

Bring it on!

Wrong.

I'm 20% ahead up on my starting bankroll.

Eat your heart out Richard.

[Richard Orford]

They only gave you a £1 bankroll to start with Tikay. So a 20p increase is nothing to write home about..

Although, good news- I overheard the Sky suits the other day saying something about moving you up to a £5 bankroll when you’ve proven you can play winning poker.

They’ve got their accountants standing by to make a cash transfer around October 2011.

[tikay]

They only gave you a £1 bankroll to start with Tikay. So a 20p increase is nothing to write home about..

Although, good news- I overheard the Sky suits the other day saying something about moving you up to a £5 bankroll when you’ve proven you can play winning poker.

They’ve got their accountants standing by to make a cash transfer around October 2011.

How'd it go tonight Rich? I looked in once or twice, I got the impression everyone was on your case!

It's really not as easy as it might seem, when you are the "target".

[Richard Orford]

It was pretty intense Tikay- I was down £150 after two hours on the low-stakes cash tables. Then I bust out the 101-runner Bounty Hunter in 38th when my AK re-raise was called by QK who hit a flush! Argh!

Luckily, I got my act together for the second half of the night. Hit the 50p/£1 tables along with Sky Poker cash legend Gerrard 9 and WSOP Main Event Top 150 finisher Will Brewin and not only clawed back the £150 and but went on to finish £60 up for the night. I understand Rupert Murdoch asked his aides for news of my profit/losses first thing this morning at his breakfast summit. And Sky shares have climbed 1.28% this morning off the back of my exploits.

See for yourself: http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/fds/hi/business/market_data/shares/3/23154/one_month.stm

Phew! It was a rollercoaster, but I loved every minute of it.

When you playing next? I could do with another bankroll boost 

[Robert HM]

I logged on to play last night, saw the sausage loving stalker in the waiting list, thought you had enough problems on our plate without me, so left.

[The-Crow]

Hey I think the play the presenter is more fun than other games, the chat is v entertaining

Monday night, this player sits down called Lady(from London ) and starts chatting up Orford and asking him for a signed autograph

She played quite badly and we got suspicious it might be tikay in disguise.

But Tikay came into the chat box to say hello , so we knew it was someone else.

Turns out it was Michelle Orpe playing at home, trying to get some cash out of Richard.

Then Tim Peters started chatting using the studio name" theridge",

So with all the wind ups and chat, its worth a look.

I am giving up the sausage theme, you will be glad to know,as its getting past its sell by date

Tuesday night was Norman Pace, who is v chatty and will talk about anything

[Colchester Kev]

"SAVE THE SAUSAGE" imo.

[booder]

"SAVE THE SAUSAGE" imo.

NO !

[Longy]

Hey I think the play the presenter is more fun than other games, the chat is v entertaining

Monday night, this player sits down called Lady(from London ) and starts chatting up Orford and asking him for a signed autograph

She played quite badly and we got suspicious it might be tikay in disguise.

But Tikay came into the chat box to say hello , so we knew it was someone else.

Turns out it was Michelle Orpe playing at home, trying to get some cash out of Richard.

Then Tim Peters started chatting using the studio name" theridge",

So with all the wind ups and chat, its worth a look.

I am giving up the sausage theme, you will be glad to know,as its getting past its sell by date

Tuesday night was Norman Pace, who is v chatty and will talk about anything

What about my royalties?

[tikay]

Tonight, you can dance with Miss Michelle Orpe, if that is your desire. Tomorrow, too, if memory serves me correct.

And on Friday, you can dance with me. I'll be doing two Live 'phone-ins to the Show whilst PTP-ing, so everyone on the Table will get a name-check.

[The-Crow]

Wednesday night was Michelle and Richard on the last cash table, and Richard went from 100 to 180 thanks to themackem.

Gliterbabe joined the table and showed great skill, she's Gerrard9's older sister.

Michelle did not do so well,playing at home she slipped from 100 down to 85 by midnight.

The banter between Richard and Michelle made it a very entertaining hour,

 enjoyed by all, especially Richard who was in gloat mode after his big win, much to Michelle's annoyance

[tikay]

My turn tonight, look forward to seeing a few of you later. 7pm - midnight.

I'll be doing two Live Phone-Ins to the Show, just after 9pm & 10pm respectively.

Bust me, & you'll not get a mention.