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« on: November 17, 2008, 05:40:54 PM »
Just played a guy heads up on stars.

He came from a place called Vevey.

I just called a raise with 34 and flopped the nuts as it came 256 Smiley.

He had Kings and after we stopped playing he wrote the following things.. I have tried babelfish, but they didn't make much sense. I tried Italian and French.

They might mean, well played, you caught me there.. but somehow I doubt it.

Any ideas?

FILS DE PUT
TUA MAMMA
LA TROIA
TUA STRONZA DI SORELLA
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 05:42:53 PM »
fils de put I'm pretty sure is french for son of a bitch
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 05:44:13 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on November 17, 2008, 05:40:54 PM
Just played a guy heads up on stars.

He came from a place called Vevey.

I just called a raise with 34 and flopped the nuts as it came 256 Smiley.

He had Kings and after we stopped playing he wrote the following things.. I have tried babelfish, but they didn't make much sense. I tried Italian and French.

They might mean, well played, you caught me there.. but somehow I doubt it.

Any ideas?

FILS DE PUT
TUA MAMMA
LA TROIA
TUA STRONZA DI SORELLA

Pretty sure the top one is 'son of a bitch'. (Knew my French A-Level would come in handy sooner or later.) As for the others, 'your mamma' seems obvious, no idea on 'La Troia', but the last one could be 'fuck your sister' or something.
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 05:51:30 PM »
I think it says

'Im not sure you had the implied odds to call a raise with 34 given the stack sizes, however you did have position and a small skill edge, so maybe it was a profitable call'

Either that or he just called you a ***** for busting his cowboys.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 05:54:20 PM »
Quote from: DaveShoelace on November 17, 2008, 05:51:30 PM
I think it says

'Im not sure you had the implied odds to call a raise with 34 given the stack sizes, however you did have position and a small skill edge, so maybe it was a profitable call'

Either that or he just called you a ***** for busting his cowboys.

 
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 05:58:25 PM »
La Troia is whore or sow
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 06:07:31 PM »
SOmething along the lines of

Son of a bitch
your mother the whore
your shit / excrement of a sister....

Fairly literal translation - but im sure you get the jist
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 06:12:04 PM »
Send for Spacefrog!
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 06:21:16 PM »
Quote from: tikay on November 17, 2008, 06:12:04 PM
Send for Spacefrog!

It seems part French part Italian, possibly a dialect like Sardinian.
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 06:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Karabiner on November 17, 2008, 06:21:16 PM
Quote from: tikay on November 17, 2008, 06:12:04 PM
Send for Spacefrog!

It seems part French part Italian, possibly a dialect like Sardinian.

Vevey's in Switzerland, where they're often capable of abusing poker opponents in a variety of languages. Disappointing that you didn't make him angry enough to give you the German version too.
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 06:35:38 PM »
the real translation is follows

SON OF A BITCH
YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE
QPR ARE SO FKIN SHIT
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2008, 07:19:48 PM »
I forgot to say, after all that, he did type "gg".

So all is forgiven.
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2008, 07:20:53 PM »
id let people call me names all day for $1050 a pop fwiw
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2008, 08:42:05 PM »
Quote from: action man on November 17, 2008, 07:20:53 PM
id let people call me names all day for $1050 a pop fwiw

yeah must be nice to be the best on sharkscope. teach me please.
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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2008, 08:47:06 PM »
Quote from: AlexMartin on November 17, 2008, 08:42:05 PM
Quote from: action man on November 17, 2008, 07:20:53 PM
id let people call me names all day for $1050 a pop fwiw

yeah must be nice to be the best on sharkscope. teach me please.

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