The Grand Final of the GUKPT starts on Thursday and blonde will be there with not one, not two and not thirty-seven reporters. If De La Soul taught us anything in their kickin' it old-skool rhymes, it was that three is the magic number.
So in the Red Corner we have Ms Danafish, banjo-playing queen with an perchant for photoshops and bourbon....
In the Blue Corner it's Ms
Jen Mason, don't make her angry, you won't like her when she's angry as you'll be sliced to pieces by her verbose wit (though it's more probable that she will just fall asleep under a table instead).
And coming through the catflap in the neutral corner is a man who managed to live with Flushy and Flushy's ego at the same time, Junglecat. There are two important facts you should know about Rod/Junglecat.
1) He drinks when he's not sleeping and sleeps when he isn't drinking.
2) He does not sleep.
They will be the updating team for this the
almost penultimate Update of the year.
Enjoy!
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