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Question: What should the Shrewdies do ??  (Voting closed: May 28, 2009, 04:57:19 PM)
 tell Beverly she's fucked our whole holiday up after telling us this late, how did this cross booking happen dont u have spread sheets etc. etc. We want you to refund us the money for our flights or find us a replacement. If not we want proof they signed - 37 (52.1%)
egg her house 'n poop in her pool - 34 (47.9%)
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« Reply #405 on: February 21, 2009, 03:11:45 PM »
Quote from: action man on February 21, 2009, 02:35:41 PM
no good for me, that donkey Alan Stearn decided that he would min raise utg at 300/600 i peeled from the bb with AT blue. The flop came T82. Playing an 18k stack i decided to C/R his flop bet from 2k to 6.5k and he flatted. The turn came (T829) i decided J9  JT are big parts of his range so bet 7k on the turn, he insta put me in. i called and saw JQ. wp him.

Other highlights of the night saw Joe Grech limp the button playing 4k at 200/400, the BB made it 3k total, grech called and then folded for his last 1k on a 224 flop.

I had KK twice, once i 3bet a station and we saw a flop on A33 and i c-bet like half the pot and he started shaking his hand and folded QQ face up. FFS ace!  same happened when i 3bet KK the 1st time and station called with JJ and put over half his chips in on the T92 flop but folded when the ace fell on the turn.

I had the softest table ive ever seen in a 1k. But with them all being stations my preflop raises wouldnt go through, so i had to play either in position all the time and tighten up my opening range a little. Didnt see any other premiums or get into any coups. All around me i saw donkeys running like god and amassing huge chipcounts with the most fundamental fuck ups on hands ive ever been witness to. 



Pls tell me this didn't actually happen, if this happened online customer support would be getting an email about collusion.
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« Reply #406 on: February 21, 2009, 03:12:04 PM »
ty for the rubdown evans. You will have to get used to the farts and snoring come vegas. Sent the boy evans off to the bar to bink in some beers. Im gonna be on a phone in on sky later, so im gonna be pretty drunk by then. LIng has told me not to say the players are donks. Hmmmm ill try ling. Probs just gonna play like 4 tourns total tonight while having a few beers.

Will use evans as bait later on to get some honeys to the room later weeeeeeeeeeeee. got Beer, Off the wall on, poker, ciggies. What else can a fat lazy 24 year old want i ask you?  p.s listen for album titles on the sky phone in!
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« Reply #407 on: February 21, 2009, 03:13:43 PM »
im tez! wish i was as good as clam
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« Reply #408 on: February 21, 2009, 03:15:31 PM »
he sure did
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« Reply #409 on: February 21, 2009, 03:20:44 PM »
just told trigg that theres a few woman in there early 30's down at the bar drinking pints!

all of a sudden he is putting a shirt on and needs to go to the bar to buy some peanuts!
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« Reply #410 on: February 21, 2009, 11:08:41 PM »
so i think tilt is rigged....

i am deep in the 69fo 6 max on tilt with 12 left and this is what happens

with 118k at 1200/2400 i get 3 bet shoved on for 40k by some guy with  and i snap  flop  ...gg me

next hand i find  9sand i opened to 6k bb makes it 16k i shove he snaps for 48k with  he holds

next hand i find  utg limps for 2400 utg +1 makes it 16k i shove he calls with  and holds....

wtf is this seriously!!!!!!
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« Reply #411 on: February 22, 2009, 02:58:25 PM »
I love this thread. I don't understand half of it, but I love it.

BTW - Cod, I made exactly the same horrible play as you did when I was just a few places off the money in the £300 at DTD. Beat yourself up some more, grind you teeth and keep swearing under your breath for at least a week. I did.

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« Reply #412 on: February 22, 2009, 05:54:26 PM »
bit of rub down news for flushy which always makes me smile...

paul parker is down to the last 6 of the broadway 1k and he said he tried to contact james to play it off makeup! gg james, hes garanteed 7k and the winner takes 50k.....

[  ] its not worth losing any sleep over though james
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« Reply #413 on: February 22, 2009, 06:07:07 PM »
Quote from: cod meharly on February 22, 2009, 05:54:26 PM
bit of rub down news for flushy which always makes me smile...

Paul Parker is down to the last 6 of the broadway 1k and he said he tried to contact james to play it off makeup! gg james, hes garanteed 7k and the winner takes 50k.....

[  ] its not worth losing any sleep over though james

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Lets win the lot 2nite plz guys.
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« Reply #414 on: February 22, 2009, 07:55:48 PM »
omg just registered for all my comps on blonde and had 36 dollars left over....

not something i have ever done before but i decided to try my luck on the online bandit.....2 spins later im up to 120....3 more later im up to 1k... a few more and im on 1.6k......

i snap sit out and txt flushy coz its obviously coming off the makeup...

finally i have ran good!

KEV CAN U REMOVE MY CASINO FACILITY PLZ? DNT WANNA GET INTO THIS!

BUT PINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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« Reply #415 on: February 22, 2009, 07:57:44 PM »
Quote from: cod meharly on February 22, 2009, 07:55:48 PM
omg just registered for all my comps on blonde and had 36 dollars left over....

not something i have ever done before but i decided to try my luck on the online bandit.....2 spins later im up to 120....3 more later im up to 1k... a few more and im on 1.6k......

i snap sit out and txt flushy coz its obviously coming off the makeup...

finally i have ran good!

KEV CAN U REMOVE MY CASINO FACILITY PLZ? DNT WANNA GET INTO THIS!

BUT PINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

lolol, iwwil! wp.
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« Reply #416 on: February 22, 2009, 07:59:33 PM »
HAHA.. gg kev's wages.
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« Reply #417 on: February 22, 2009, 08:00:47 PM »
FML ... carry on playing please.
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« Reply #418 on: February 22, 2009, 08:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Rookie (Rodney) on February 22, 2009, 07:59:33 PM
HAHA.. gg kev's wages.

Just looked that "W" word up in a dictionary ... still dont understand it !!
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« Reply #419 on: February 22, 2009, 08:02:48 PM »
Quote from: cod meharly on February 22, 2009, 07:55:48 PM
omg just registered for all my comps on blonde and had 36 dollars left over....

not something i have ever done before but i decided to try my luck on the online bandit.....2 spins later im up to 120....3 more later im up to 1k... a few more and im on 1.6k......

i snap sit out and txt flushy coz its obviously coming off the makeup...

finally i have ran good!

KEV CAN U REMOVE MY CASINO FACILITY PLZ? DNT WANNA GET INTO THIS!

BUT PINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

lol, you don't have to ask him, once he reads your post he'll fill his Y-fronts, stop your facility and put you on the doomswitch list.
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